As The Stars Align;

Rebecca. 18. Michigan. I run on minimal sleep and wifi.

[taylorswift]

April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com

[shitboy96]

I love how straight people will say girlfriend and boyfriend when referring to straight couples but whenever it’s a gay couple they break out “partner” like I’m not a cowboy

[shitboy96]

Why is this post getting notes again. Anyway I changed my mind I am a cowboy

[onceiwashere]

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

[onceiwashere]

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

[gallusrostromegalus]

In honor of the clock fuckery, please have this extremely angry Icelandic man and his alleged dog.

[derryintheupsidedown]

Millie Bobby Brown was awarded sexiest actress and she’s 13 years old.

THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. She’s still a child and she doesn’t need to be subjected to disgusting sexualisation because male producers and media workers can’t keep their junk in their pants for 2 seconds and want to be able to make pedophilia look okay.

She’s a thirteen year old girl and you’re sexualising her the same way you’ve sexualised every child star.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Legal adults shouldn’t be sexualising child actors, this includes the IT cast and the STs cast. These kids are exactly that, KIDS.

As someone who was subjected to years of abuse as a child I can’t fathom why anyone thinks it’s okay to openly sexualise and make sexual comments about minors?

What the fuck??

[festivehanlon-blog]

What the actual fuck

[derryintheupsidedown]

Like I’m literally gonna fucking throw up

[claireifythat]

So the screencap is a result of translations, where the original article referred to her as one of the “hottest” actresses, meaning “most popular right now”.  Poorly and unfortunately translated, yes, uncomfortably believable, yes, but not actually as bad as it looks (and yes, I googled “millie bobby brown sexiest” to check this out, and yes, I’m very uncomfortable about that being on my search history, though happily pretty much all the results were just articles saying “Don’t call Millie Bobby Brown sexy”).

[gingerautie]

That’s a huge relief actually.

[pro-survivors]

Oh thank God.

[steampunkepsilon]

oh thank fuck

[sweet-thoughtt]

[absinthundblut]

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[meaningfulsuggestion]

I thank you every single day for talking to me because I know how easily I am ignored.

[the-gif-princess]

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND

[thischick25]

Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:

These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.

They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.

[drtanner-dickery]

SHEEPNADO

[sharkbeneaththelotus]

when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

Moshpit

[nevergonnawalkpastafez]

This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

sheeps are morons lmao

[sotick]

[winterskim]

doctor who meme ☆ six of ten episodes

( 10.02 ) smile — “Long ago, a fisherman caught a magic haddock. The haddock offered the fisherman three wishes in return for its life. The fisherman said, ‘I’d like my son to come home from the war and a hundred pieces of gold.’ The problem is — magic haddock, like robots, don’t think like people.The fisherman’s son came home from the war in a coffin and the king sent a hundred gold pieces in recognition of his heroic death. The fisherman had one wish left. What do you think he wished for? Some people say he should’ve wished for an infinite series of wishes, but if your city proves anything, it’s that granting all your wishes is not a good idea. In fact, the fisherman wished that he hadn’t wished the first two wishes.”

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

[help-n-quotes]

Love breaks my bones and I laugh.

Charles Bukowski (via help-n-quotes)

[astrvmnauta-deactivated20220523]

Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”

[yougottahaveseoul]

when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job

[m-ve]

my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities and being full of regret

[pre-party]

[mymessyink]

Today, everything reminds me of you.

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