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“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

me acting like I just didn't read the most filthy nasty hot smut fic of my life

so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all “y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon” so knowing her penchant for puzzle games, i started guessing like myst, or legend of grimrock so we start hunting through these 90’s-era games featuring dungeon crawls. turns out. it was not a puzzle game. it was nothing close to a puzzle game. apparently, in the mid-90s, my grandmother would sit down and play fucking Wolfenstein 3D and listen to AC/DC for like hours on end.

dikubutto

Au contraire, the puzzle was “how to kill Nazis” and the answer was “use gun”

b00bologist-deactivated20260104

15 year old monk whispering "do i lust for men?" and then flipping to a random page in the bible to see what it says = medieval equivalent of modern "am i gay quiz"

b00bologist-deactivated20260104

bibliomancy is alive and well in the 21st century. St Augustine rolling in his grave.

wuntrum

"do it scared" is valuable advice but it'd also be SIIIICK and AWESOME if it stopped being scary at some point. any point

danhumphrey

saturdays last for about 7 hours and sundays last for about 3 and a half. use this time wisely before you’re swept back into the consecutive weekdays that are all 37 hours each

wordfather

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

gay-mormon-wizard

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

lets-burn-down-the-post-office

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

vocabulary-altering-posts

it sure fuckin is buddy

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

dankmemeuniversity

3xtrav2g2nt

SUCK MY COOCHIE FROM THE BACK

hex-behavior

frogayyyy

SPOCK DOES WHAT???

frogayyyy

no sorry i'm not over this.

what do you mean amok time was originally titled spock blows top.

WHAT DO U MEAN

marlinspirkhall

"Please stop laughing at my script titled "Spock Has A Top Gay Day", I didn't know those words were going to change meaning over time. But in the case of "Spock Blows Top", I was, of course, referring to his Captain."