Gay people be like

😩😩😩😩😩😩

[i-am-a-fish]

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

[breezey-with-an-e-art]

but what if i.....

[i-am-a-fish]

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

[notherpuppet]

Magic mama ❇️

[notherpuppet]

Magic mama ❇️

[notherpuppet]

Helpers

[lapt0pp]

how to grow the fuck up

[friendliness]

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn $50-$100 by taking surveys

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

54 ways to save money

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

how to prevent a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

rights when cops pull you over

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

choosing a major

job interview tips

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ultimate packing list

traveling when you have no money 

best way to pack a suitcase

how to apply for a passport

how to make a travel budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

ways to get better at asking for help

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

reasons to stay alive

small daily goals

[eatingdisorderssuck01]

Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

[mxdragonturtle]

Ima need this eventually

[ace-lost-in-motherfucking-space]

same fam.

[oh-star-how-the-mighty-fall]

Pfffft i’m 32 and I still need some of this advice

[chaoticmooncollective-deactivat]

Reblogging now for future me

[helloijustreadyourpost]

I’m sure future me will need at least one of these links.

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[duhaeriss]

some radioapple art i did recently

[fandomcentralsposts]

these two freaks are gonna meet each other I'm not ready

[they-bite]

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

[yeahhpiehh]

jokerkind specibus ass

[they-bite]

[jaydove-writes]

But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.

[ask-space-race-mod]

What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?

[they-bite]

i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. that’s not attending the devil’s sacrament that’s investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight

[starkspi]

gracing your timeline with this random and gruesome sketch, you’re welcome

[notherpuppet]

“Madly powerful” valentine 💌🥰

[xenosaurus]

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

[thelittleblackfox]

Also drink water and eat a plant

[liz-squids]

This is all GREAT. I turned 40 last week, so permit me to add what I learned in my 30s:

keep on not working for startups

sometimes there comes a point where the thing (fandom, hobby, friendship, romantic relationship) you loved no longer brings you joy. And that's okay. Try to mourn the loss, take joy in the memories, and don't burn any bridges in case ten years go by and you find yourself back in that fandom/hobby/relationship again

it turns out that (ugh) moderate regular exercise is (spit) good for you. The sooner you make it part of your life, the easier it'll be

related: if you throw yourself into a new exercise regime too hard and too fast, without stopping to rest or consider whether a particular move is good for you ... well, shoulder injuries are painful and consults with orthopedic surgeons are expensive

knees are bastards too

don't even get me started on ankles

there may come a time when your digestive system is too fragile for ibuprofin. I'm sorry

one day you're gonna wake up and realise you no longer give any fucks about some things that used to bother you

on the other hand, you might be alarmed to realise what you still give a fuck about

never get down on the floor without an exit strategy for getting back up

[covington-shenanigans]

I turn 50 this year. what I have learned in my 40s:

"loving yourself" is less of a feeling and more of an action. you can start doing it any time and it will make your life better and better as you go on

this will happen incrementally - be patient

along those lines, if you haven't started making an active effort to quit shit-talking yourself, suck it up and do it

no, shut up. do it. "but it's haaaaard!" don't care. do it.

whether you like it or not, you are mortal and you need to go to the doctor for an annual checkup

stretch regularly - your future self will thank you

at some point you will encounter people much younger than you arguing passionately and incorrectly about history you personally remember and experienced

this will be infuriating and annoying

otoh, most other things just... will not matter to you as much

at some point you will shift from wanting to go out to being like "eh" and deciding to stay in. this is okay.

you will have absolutely no idea what The Youth are talking about and you will not care

but if you keep your mind open to new ideas you'll never be irrelevant

your company still doesn't love you - don't give them more than they pay you for

get a fucking hobby, especially a hobby that involves physically creating/handling something and/or moving your body in physical space. it will do you more good than you can imagine

[twistedchickness]

Things I am learning in my 60s:

A lot of things are going to drive you nuts. Figure out which ones to try to fix, and which to ignore. And which to laugh about.

People who weren't there most often will not understand the important things. It is hard to explain to them how what happened then changed much that came later -- they have only seen what was later. Do what you can, but don't wear yourself out. Some will listen; that's the best you can do.

Eat what works for you, take care of your health as well as you can, and get help for what doesn't work. Don't be the wrong kind of stoic. Enduring pain does not buy you heaven.

Keep in touch with the people you care about, and add to that list when you find a few more. Let go of the ones who don't care about you. When people show you who they are, believe them.

The past is everything before this second. The bad things that happened there, are there. They aren't here. Let them stay there. Let the dead bury their dead. (Also, going over and over past failures/bad relationships/bad jobs/bad whatever just engrains it deeper into your brain. You really don't need that. Let it go.)

Try something you haven't done in a while. You won't be perfect, but you might enjoy it. If so, do it again.

Love this impossible beautiful green and brown and blue planet; planets like this are so very rare and this one's ours to cherish. Find something beautiful to enjoy, somewhere, in every day.

You're not done yet. If you haven't done what you want to do, give it another try.

Be yourself -- you are unique in the universe.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[skeleton---arts]

I liked how this fiddleford sketch turned out so I colored it :]

[namiiswan-archived]

[skeleton---arts]

I liked how this fiddleford sketch turned out so I colored it :]

[hotbitch1]

[hotbitch1]