&& virtuoso

Norakun 'Bank' Pimsorn Twenty Ezreal's Elite, Master I

[ftcartcr-blog]

he pulled his face away from the other’s touch in a futile effort to get him off. carter let out a startled laugh at the list of everything bank was carrying in their bag. “who are you? mary poppins? how does all of that even fit in there?” carter asked, poking the bag in question experimentally. “you’re a wizard. a very impressive wizard.”

[bankult-blog]

“i’m totally mary poppins-- this is actually nothing, i normally have a lot more but i’ve decided to not be so obsessive with it all.” they laughed softly, nodding. “i wish i was a wizard. the closest i got was pottermore and i gave up with that halfway through the first book-- apparently i’m hufflepuff.”

[maisiedix]

“ i mean… i didn’t exactly have a proper landing technique but i managed to some how only end up with a bloody lip. i’ve gotten better though, don’t worry. now i can do that thing where they spin really fast and look like a noodle. it’s fun. i only get nauseous sometimes. ”

[bankult-blog]

“well, if you didn’t break anything and there was no blood loss, i’d consider that a success. i bet you’re perfect now, though, landing as if you’re like-- i don’t know, breathing or something.. oh my god, you have to show me! i’m so envious of ice skaters--”

[solcrdvst]

“Well if you’re out of practice then I don’t know where that leaves me. If I try a stunt like that, I’d probably throw out my back or something.”

[bankult-blog]

“throw out your back, oh gosh-- you have no idea how old you sound! i bet with a lot of warming up, you’d do it perfectly! but to be safe-- let’s not.”

[sophiabaum-blog]

          sophia let out a fit of giggles. “i think yours is a few inch bigger than mine,” her eyes examining their hands that were pressed against each other’s. “gymnastic definitely helped me a lot with dance; if anything it gave me quite an advantage. you know, we could always train together so we don’t get out of shape or go rusty.” she nodded her head in agreement. “same here.”

[bankult-blog]

“for a few seconds i forgot what we were discussing and the inches took me in a completely different direction-- oh, i definitely agree. when is started dance, most people in my class didn’t know what an ariel flip was, let alone know how to do one. oh, i’d like that a lot! i’m always looking for training partners!”

[jungnora-blog]

“no, you adore me with your whole heart and you want to marry me. come on, when am i going to get to be best man at your wedding? the clock is ticking, kiddo.”

[bankult-blog]

“but nora, how can you marry me and be my best man at my wedding? it just doesn’t make sense. but you definitely will be-- and i have to be your maid of honor!”

[lilyxscott-blog]

“… no no, i’m fine thank you – i may be flexible but i’m not good at shit like that. and i really don’t want to break anything.”

[bankult-blog]

“aw you’re not fun. i bet you’d be super good at it as well. but fine-- i don’t want anyone hurting themselves, i’m just being bigheaded.”

[alealassie-deactivated20180812]

“No, thanks, I love Dr. Abbott from Orthopedics and Sports Medicine because she’s hot, but I don’t love her that much.”

[bankult-blog]

“who says you’ll hurt yourself? you could be a natural gymnast and not even know it!”

[badbrynn]

“yeah, uh… unless you get me drunk that shit is not happening.”

[bankult-blog]

“if you were drunk, i wouldn’t dare ask you to. you might break your neck and i don’t want that on my shoulders!”

[yikeswells-blog]

“It’s almost like… you want to see me in the hospital with a broken back. No way in hell.”

[bankult-blog]

“no i swear i’m not! in all honesty, i’m just trying to show off!”

[bankult-blog]

sorry i wasnt here much yesterday! ill do replies in a lil bit bear with me!

[maisiedix]

“ oh - i can totally do that. not to sound like a bragger or anything, but have you ever tried to land a triple axel on the ice? first time i tried i nearly died. ”

[bankult-blog]

“i actually love ice skating but i reckon if i tried a singular axel jump i’d end up breaking my face. that’s impressive though, that you somehow didn’t die doing a triple.”

[minvpls-blog]

“are you kidding me ? i break my bones when i’m just trying to walk up right and you want me to do that ? are you trying to kill me or something ?”

[bankult-blog]

“i don’t want you to hurt yourself! are you a delicate flower? i used to be mad clumsy, always tripping up as a kid, breaking bones--”

[jungnora-blog]

“you couldn’t fight me even if you tried, you big baby. i’m not scared of you, buddy. aw, so she’s the one that got away? absolutely heartbreaking.”

[bankult-blog]

“i actually hate you, get gone demon. what? no, shut up! it was just sex, god!”

[bcdhis-blog]

“You like me so much because I’m not persuaded, or because I’ll stretch with you?” 

[bankult-blog]

“hm--i’m gonna have to say both!” they flash a cheeky smile, nose crinkling.

[solcrdvst]

“ I know I said I was going to try it but I’ve decided that I’m not a pretzel and that I should leave these things to an expert like you.”

[bankult-blog]

“a pret-- that’s a cute analogy! i’m gonna call myself that, the human pretzel. i wouldn’t say i’m an expert, i’m so out of practice.”

[kvmilah]

“ honey, please be careful doing that. you need to wear some serious padding just in case, god forbid, something wrong happens. i do appreciate the effort, though, but you won’t be seeing me attempt that anytime soon. never been good at gymnastics, let alone any sport. ”

[bankult-blog]

“no, no it’s okay! i’ve done this so many time, as long as i stretch, i won’t hurt myself. ah, so i’m guessing you’re either very, very artistic or incredibly book smart!”

[sadieffs-blog1]

“ that might’ve been possible back in my prime gymnastic years, but now this just looks like an attempt to murder me. ”

[bankult-blog]

“think of it as like-- riding a bike! you never forget! okay okay, don’t hurt yourself though! i don’t want you dying.”