NSFW According to a Robot

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[fruitsoftheweb]

“This paper introduces a novel workflow to generate snow imprints, and model the interaction of snow with dynamic objects.”

[tinybed]

i like what i’m seeing…….

[tastefullyoffensive]

This version slaps

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[twitterlols]

[parasitoidism]

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

[parasitoidism]

Did anyone else do this

[awsomecutecats]

I mean… who could resist…?

[butt-berry]

[blancabitchcraft]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[noctomania]

Perspective:

You’re in your Eternal Rest and get woken up by these bastards to force you back into a mortal coil on earth to feed them their 5th breakfast before noon

[jaubaius]

A helping hand

[odinsblog]

(source)

[everythingfox]

“Being a kitten is pretty exhausting..”

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[arabian-batboy]

I still can’t believe that in the last 10 years Superman, Green Arrow, Flash and Supergirl all had live-action shows about them with 100-200 episodes, meanwhile Batman literally didn’t have his own show since the 60′s??

Like yeah he’s definitely overexposed on the big screen, but the fact fact that he (nor any of the Batkids) never had their own TV show is crazy to me.

[arabian-batboy]

Was anybody going to tell me that Alfred already has his own solo show and it’s currently on it’s 2nd season??

[arabian-batboy]

And the Batmobile is apparently is going to have its own show too??

[arabian-batboy]

Okay but the fact that Teen Titans Go managed to predict this makes all of this even funnier

[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[catcrumb]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

honestly i just think any variation of ‘i hate my partner’ humour sucks no matter who it’s coming from

[dingdongyouarewrong]

like i don’t necessarily know that the whole weird social expectation for bi women to performatively rag on their boyfriends is on par with the boomer ‘i hate my wife’ stuff because, well, one is motivated largely by misogyny, but i still think it’s just cheap and shitty, as is any humour that relies on performing hatred for your partner