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*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine
me, oversharing on the internet about my issues
In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.
āThey live so longā¦but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.āĀ
āThese immortals are so kind we must be good friends to themā
My heart wtf
Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.
POV Fantasy slice of life book when?
āNow I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesnāt touch her and yet I love her still.ā
āFor generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.ā
SHOOK
You didnāt realize this?
Sorcerer: āSimple, we get some random guy to take the fall for us. Someone nobody will miss.ā
Rogue OOC: āThat sounds evil.ā
Barbarian OOC: āYeah, since when were you evil?ā
Sorcerer OOC: āIāve been evil this entire time, guys. Iām just not stupid about it.ā
Every single odd number has an āeā in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 arenāt spelled with the letter e in it ā¦
father godĀ
ā¦if you can split a number in half evenly, itās even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-ā
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercyā¦.
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter āEā.
š£YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurtsā¦
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if itās EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said āevery single ODD number has an āeā in itā not āevery single number with an āeā is oddā what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and weāre still here
happy New yearās eve
Iām going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesnāt have an e. Just sayingā¦
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? iām fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last oneš
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just canāt.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT IāM SCREAMING
Wait what about zero thatās an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEYāRE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
she pretty and she knows
i wish i meant more to you
Bruni as the Spirit of Fire in Frozen II (2019), dir. Jennifer Lee, Chris Buck
i canāt believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasnāt been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po
For those new to this site, āSuperwholockā was the crossover fandom for the overlap of three of the biggest individual fandoms on tumblr -Ā soup, the Finnish municipality ofĀ Perho, and Enlightenment philosopherĀ John Locke.
Guys listen. Listen. At the start of this year, the year of our lord 2019, I was chatting to an actor in this play I was stage managing and she mentioned offhand that sheās thinking of getting a tattoo.
āOh,ā I say. āOf what?ā
She looks a bit awkward. āUm. Have you ever heard of this thing called Superwholock?ā
Let me tell you I aged about twenty years in the span of the next ten seconds where she started to explain Superwholock to me like itās some new thing thatās just spawned into existence and I know, instinctively, that I will not survive this conversation, I am not strong enough, so I cut her off. āUh, yeah. I know of Superwholock. Iāve been on Tumblr for a while.ā
āWhatās Tumblr?ā she asks.
Guys⦠I think Superwholock is still out there. They just changed home base. I didnāt ask where her Superwholock community was because there are some things beyond mortal ken, some things that would surely drive one mad should one attempt to find them.
Pinterest. Itās Pinterest.
What is happening
as someone who recently moved from pinterest to Tumblr, I can assure you superwholock lives on along with merlin, lotr, and ur weird ass posts about wanting a fandom themed school.Ā
iām getting war flashbacks
THE ANCIENT TEXTS
āwhatās tumblrā THEYRE JUST. ITS JUST SCREENSHOTS OF TUMBLR. ON PINTEREST. ITS STILL TUMBLR ITS JUST SCREENSHOTS
Thatās the very essence of Pinterest, really.
itās funny, because many people say āoh tumblr is deadā but i see twitter, instagram, interest, and tiktok literally CHOCK full of tumblr screenshots every day. the ancient texts live on without us
My brain on a loop
Miyukiās bad at mornings XD
If you described a giraffe and a unicorn to a person who had never seen either, the unicorn sounds a lot more believable.