#1 Animatronic Simpathizer @dragonjesterwrites - Tumblr Blog

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

#my demi ass figuring out why i don't like any of the oneshot smut I write:

collapsethevillain

Two reasons for my mother to roll her eyes over me still not being over fnaf. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be over it tbh

#the scrunklies <3 #i still love them. they are my husbands 💛💙

marcoble

new crackship just dropped what do we think mods

I think they would be greatly vindicated by talking to each other

(and then fall in love woah who said that last part)

(Picrew of them because I am committing to this bit like the Jack Frost x Elsa phenomenon)

#YES

unfuckablebogtroll

Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.

#me when old men/women #sorry moots i love and support you in your quest.#but old people just make me think of my parents 😭#every time i like an old person character i just add them to my inner mom/dad figure collection lmao

skaraptor

AO3 should have an Annotation Mode where you can click to view all of the author's commentary and thoughts about certain parts of the work. A little comment that says "I spent five hours researching vintage radio mechanics for this and didn't even end up using it" or "this is an ancient Hebrew literary technique!" would make my day

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

kritzenkriegen

*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick

*idea gets more complicated*

oh no

digivolvin

pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.

biancawilkson

gonzocoded

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

sarahseeandersen

#sibling behavior tbh #also best friends

starlightsams4

I cannot stand how people interpret Dandy sometimes. Why is he always turned into some soft little “pudgy flower boii… >///<” like no. That takes all the fun out of him and just makes him boring. I like Dandy when he’s a complete comedic asshole. Like “I care about you guys!” and then immediately goes to stare at himself in the mirror for ten minutes because he just said something he thinks was super deep. That version is actually funny. And it’s not even headcanon, he literally acts like this. He’s super egotistical, selfish, greedy, and thinks he’s better than everyone. He straight up tells Vee she’ll never be as popular as him. Says Poppy Pop would’ve sold better if his face was on it. Acts like Teagan banned him from tea parties because she was “too nervous around a star” instead of him probably just being annoying. He makes Dyle do stuff for him and somehow frames it like he’s the one doing them a favor. He even takes Dyle’s earnings like it’s normal. That’s not a soft innocent guy. That’s a guy who fully believes he’s the main character of reality. And his friendships are kinda not as balanced as people pretend either. Not trying to say Dandy and Astros friendship is toxic, it’s not, but Dyle actually notices stuff about Astro and helps him out. Dandy will say he appreciates Astro, sure, but he doesn’t really show it or notice things the same way. And Dyle doesn’t even have those fake “we grew up together” memories and still pays more attention. That says a lot. So yeah, people freaking out about “making Dandy too evil” is kinda funny to me. Because honestly I’d rather have “too evil” than “too innocent.” At least evil Dandy still feels like Dandy. Innocent Dandy is just boring. My favorite version is still the idea that he started off sweet but got way too much praise and attention and it just inflated his ego into this mess. Now he’s like a walking ego with flower petals. And that’s why he’s funny. He’s like “I’m better than all of you obviously” and then immediately “anyway I care about you guys” like that fixes everything. That’s the Dandy I like. Full main character syndrome, kind of a jerk, but entertaining as hell.