you cant rollerskate in a buffalo heard

[flandelle-deactivated20180712]

[destinyrush]

0 days without white bullshit

[bass-borot]

Isn’t the whole point of Ramadan to resist the temptation of it? This fails on so many levels damn

[theforbiddentenet]

[mothmansbignaturals]

me: I’m a lesbian

straight guy: so what if you were stuck alone on an island with a hot guy would you bang him then haha

me: what if YOU were stuck alone on an island with a hot guy would you bang him?

straight guy: what no i’m not gay

[femslashfantasies]

I always wonder, is Tumblr THAT gay or am I just following all the gay people?

[queen-haiz]

listen, i once had a straight friend over and she opened her tumblr and i didn’t even recognize the website i’m not kidding

[broduel]

I think about this a lot

[vampirezigzagoon]

“Everything the light touches is our kingdom.”

“What about that shadowy place?”

“That is straight Tumblr, Simba, you must never go there.”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WISE WORDS FROM MUFASA

[luthoring-deactivated20170603]

that old jodie foster interview when she’s 17 and they ask her what kind of guy she’d be into and she jus raises her eyebrows, looks at the camera, and goes “….. hah” is the absolute best embodiment of the Gay Experience when ur not out

[luthoring-deactivated20170603]

[solarboyaaron]

[anglepoiselamp]

Is that the weather report?

[lord-kitschener]

I hope so

[itscolossal]

Artist Adam S. Doyle Utilizes Simplified Brushstrokes to Organically Conjure Animals to the Blank Page

[pompousprince]

[warlockwhore]

did the shia labeouf meme die yet?

[rooster-tumble]

[rooneymaraedits]

Rooney Mara photographed  behind the scenes with Peter Lindbergh for W Magazine’s annual “Best Performances” portfolio

[knightsoftheswolerepublic-deact]

[tyleroakley]

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

[bigdisasterenergy]

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

[subterraneanbunnypig-blog]

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

[vladtheimpalainvalhalla]

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

[vikingstorytime-blog-blog]

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

[vladtheimpalainvalhalla]

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

[sitting-petty]

reblogging for the priceless notes

[starry-dawn]

The Tampocalypse

[confringo-]

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

[forgivemeannabelle-deactivated2]

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

[petitekleptomania]

Reblogging for the comments

[valentinechopine]

this is the best chain of comments ever. period.

[pretty-rage-machine]

can I be a shareholder?

[dreadedgirls]

[nohcavyendys]

[dreadhead-dolls-blog]

[elisebuch]

Love is everything

[zoiodlula]

[elefantdread-deactivated2019103]

🐘