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TIL that the “left Twix vs right Twix” ad campaign suddenly ended when a giant sinkhole opened up under the Iowa factory that made the right Twix and destroyed the entire building killing 30 people. The story was immediately buried and they stopped mentioning right Twix. Google “SpongeBob x squidward yaoi” for more information

frenrey

whats this guys fucking problem

roboco-san

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

bananonbinary

cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no

oupyfactory

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

girlbossfranziskavonkarma

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently