barbara

Just an old woman trying to explore the internet! Ex-husband count: 4 Cat count: 5

[barbara-is-scandalous]

Oh this is so exciting! I had no clue Tumblr had badges. ☺️❤️

[the-ghost-of-reginald]

I am Reginald Wensleydale

I died in a horrific incident eighty-seven years ago to the day. I shall spare you the details

my death was ruled a tragic accident BUT IT WASN'T! my EX WIFE @barbara-is-scandalous is responsible and I know it, and so will everyone else

Barbara, I'm coming for you! I WILL NOT LET MY NAME BE FORGOTTEN!!!

[barbara-is-scandalous]

Oh you are terribly obsessed.

[hear-me-out-contest]

Semi-Final Poll 2 (Round 7)

Hear me out...

Typewriter - machinery

The vacuum of space - nature

Voting ended onAug 8

What is a Hear Me Out?

They can be considered attractive in some way to you (but often not conventionally

They are someone/thing that you would not expect to be found attractive

Round 7, Poll 2/2

[barbara-is-scandalous]

I decided to check up on the progress of this competition, only to find that space is losing! We must rectify this immediately. Everyone vote space!

[hear-me-out-contest]

OMG BARBARA IS TEAM SPACE??

[barbara-is-scandalous]

Naturally, darling. ☺️🌟

[hear-me-out-contest]

why is SPACE losing to a TYPEWRITER. don't get me wrong i see the typewriter vision i have voted for it in several of its polls but look at space with its vastness and its mystery. you would literally never have a boring time with space. always learning something new. and it's so complex. it holds cosmic horror and beautiful sights. come to me beautiful scary being. click clack machine seems lame in comparison

It's beautiful and its scary and somehow that makes it even more attractive... I love space

[hear-me-out-contest]

Semi-Final Poll 2 (Round 7)

Hear me out...

Typewriter - machinery

The vacuum of space - nature

Voting ended onAug 8

What is a Hear Me Out?

They can be considered attractive in some way to you (but often not conventionally

They are someone/thing that you would not expect to be found attractive

Round 7, Poll 2/2

[barbara-is-scandalous]

I decided to check up on the progress of this competition, only to find that space is losing! We must rectify this immediately. Everyone vote space!

[barbara-is-scandalous]

you know what you did

Must this odious man continue to bother me even after death? I'm not sure who is behind this account but I do not appreciate what you are insinuating.

[catasters]

[barbara-is-scandalous]

I thought you might enjoy this pattern. I've always wanted to start it, but there are so! Many! Stitches! I can barely count simple letter designs. 😭

Oh this is simply adorable! I will have to give it a go at some point. Thank you for the pattern! ☺️❤️

[catasters]

[barbara-is-scandalous]

doot doot

Oh it worked! How joyful! 😊

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

[littlekawaiiusagi]

Lol doubt it

[person3737-blog]

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

[starbaby96]

What the hell, I’ll try it

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

[from-under-the-lilacs]

I wants a doot doot

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

hoooowwww does this work??!

[awesomeskinnythighs-deactivated]

This is a lieeeee

[alltimesleepingveils-blog1]

I want a doot doot

[rickydimmydo]

I wonder

[thunderousfate]

Hmm… Sometimes i just get amaze by tumblr

[mollyravioli]

I want a doot doot too

[wolfgangamademozart--official]

doot doot my ass will ya

[wolfgangamademozart--official]

update: ,,,,two ppl doot dooted me

im scared

[spaceabomination]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[spaceabomination]

[sofiawylies-deactivated20211010]

I’ve never gotten an ask before and I want to see if this works…

[swansong321]

I wanna see if this works

[a-happy-crusteacean]

At the rate I’m going a doot doot is just the thing I need

[motopoppp]

Pls

[4ttacus-4tlas]

It’s still going

[nothappy-nonbinary-forpositivity]

There’s two million notes and I just… I gotta know sorry

[filthyhobbithalfbreed]

Hmm

[petriach]

if this works I’ll scream-

[jessmalia]

Can I get another doot doot if I reblog this again?

[the-half-blood-nerd]

if this works I'mma riot

[the-half-blood-nerd]

First of all,

whAT IN THE ACTUAL FU-

(I mean it actually takes a whole day for this to come in my inbox but whatevs)

[aquaeclipse]

B*tch I dare you

[greenberrytea]

do it.

[lakshmithesussybaka]

cool

[neekoneeko-deactivated20230707]

DOOT DOOT

[iyahpostsstuff-deactivated20220]

Doot doot!! :DDDDDD

[fandoms-spamdom]

Doot doot??? 👀

[w31rdg1rl]

Gimme doot doot pls

[t0t4lly-n0t-z4hw4]

Gimme Doot Doot

[iamalwaystiredok]

Welp, let’s try it-

[ticklystarz-deactivated20240213]

I want a doot doot

[kiiboslostahoge]

Doot doot pls

[nataliedrawz]

I👏NEED👏DOOT👏DOOT👏

[lokust]

Bring it on

[wholesome-lee-trash]

I want a ✨️Doot Doot✨️

[sleepylee3]

bring it on doot-doot ers

[wonllitz]

i want a fucking doot doot

[that-precocious-patricia]

I cannot wait to receive such a lovely ask! Doot doot!

[barbara-is-scandalous]

Patricia has inspired me to also give this a try!

[therinly]

Finished a new piece. I think it speaks to my state of mind. Notice the fine details. :)

[barbara-is-scandalous]

Haha so relatable. 😂

[barbara-is-scandalous]

Oh wow my reblog of the jumper knitting pattern post has garnered a lot of attention. My activity tab has never been so full!

Would anybody be interested in seeing some old projects? I have gifted or donated most of them but I think a few remain in my possession. 😊

[nutsandseed]

some abstract chainmaille tapestry i made. i dont do abstract really ever but it was a lot of fun

[herbaklava]

women playing professional poker <3

[barbara-is-scandalous]

"Reblogging" to support the new generation of female poker players. 😊 (Did I use that word correctly?)

[theinternetarchive]

from 'kaffe's classics: 25 favorite knitting patterns for sweaters, jackets, vests, and more' kaffe fassett, pub. 1993.

[barbara-is-scandalous]

I haven't made such a jumper in a long time. Perhaps this should be my next project!

[mattsmemes]

[barbara-is-scandalous]

Wow there is a good chance that this was me!