patricia

This newfangled tech amazes me. Who knew there were so many other lesbians? Like Henry VIII I have 6 ex-wives! Sometimes I miss them.

[that-precocious-patricia]

doot doot

A doot doot? for little old me? how lovely! 😄

[ihavemanythoughts]

absolutely giggling that i'm reposting octonauts content at my grown age. thanks @blahaj-in-a-tie for reminding me of its existence. 4 year old me is pleased and disturbed by some of the octonauts content on here

[that-precocious-patricia]

As someone at the ripe old age of 126, I can confirm that you are never too old to watch children's television. 📺😄

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

[littlekawaiiusagi]

Lol doubt it

[person3737-blog]

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

[starbaby96]

What the hell, I’ll try it

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

[from-under-the-lilacs]

I wants a doot doot

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

hoooowwww does this work??!

[awesomeskinnythighs-deactivated]

This is a lieeeee

[alltimesleepingveils-blog1]

I want a doot doot

[rickydimmydo]

I wonder

[thunderousfate]

Hmm… Sometimes i just get amaze by tumblr

[mollyravioli]

I want a doot doot too

[wolfgangamademozart--official]

doot doot my ass will ya

[wolfgangamademozart--official]

update: ,,,,two ppl doot dooted me

im scared

[spaceabomination]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[spaceabomination]

[sofiawylies-deactivated20211010]

I’ve never gotten an ask before and I want to see if this works…

[swansong321]

I wanna see if this works

[a-happy-crusteacean]

At the rate I’m going a doot doot is just the thing I need

[motopoppp]

Pls

[4ttacus-4tlas]

It’s still going

[nothappy-nonbinary-forpositivity]

There’s two million notes and I just… I gotta know sorry

[filthyhobbithalfbreed]

Hmm

[petriach]

if this works I’ll scream-

[jessmalia]

Can I get another doot doot if I reblog this again?

[the-half-blood-nerd]

if this works I'mma riot

[the-half-blood-nerd]

First of all,

whAT IN THE ACTUAL FU-

(I mean it actually takes a whole day for this to come in my inbox but whatevs)

[aquaeclipse]

B*tch I dare you

[greenberrytea]

do it.

[lakshmithesussybaka]

cool

[neekoneeko-deactivated20230707]

DOOT DOOT

[iyahpostsstuff-deactivated20220]

Doot doot!! :DDDDDD

[fandoms-spamdom]

Doot doot??? 👀

[w31rdg1rl]

Gimme doot doot pls

[t0t4lly-n0t-z4hw4]

Gimme Doot Doot

[iamalwaystiredok]

Welp, let’s try it-

[ticklystarz-deactivated20240213]

I want a doot doot

[kiiboslostahoge]

Doot doot pls

[nataliedrawz]

I👏NEED👏DOOT👏DOOT👏

[lokust]

Bring it on

[wholesome-lee-trash]

I want a ✨️Doot Doot✨️

[sleepylee3]

bring it on doot-doot ers

[wonllitz]

i want a fucking doot doot

[that-precocious-patricia]

I cannot wait to receive such a lovely ask! Doot doot!

[that-precocious-patricia]

who are youuu????

Hello, dearie. My name is Patricia! My grandchildren introduced me to this lovely site and I am having so much fun! 😄🤗🥳

[barbara-is-scandalous]

Oh wow my reblog of the jumper knitting pattern post has garnered a lot of attention. My activity tab has never been so full!

Would anybody be interested in seeing some old projects? I have gifted or donated most of them but I think a few remain in my possession. 😊

[that-precocious-patricia]

Yes! You should show your patterns to the world, they are lovely! 😍😄🧶

[bookhobbit]

The first rule of sewing is you can fix anything if you have patience, creativity, and a little bit of extra fabric! The second rule of sewing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[cloudgremlin]

Today at work my boss asked me to sew a bug net box and I proceeded to immediately lose the needle so.

yeah, felt

[that-precocious-patricia]

I always sew before I invite mean people into my house. When I lose my needles, there is a chance that they will sit on them! 🤣

[mattsmemes]

[barbara-is-scandalous]

Wow there is a good chance that this was me!

[mostlycatsmostly]

(by werktag)

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[that-precocious-patricia]

What a wonderful technological marvel!

[leighlew3]

[barbara-is-scandalous]

Oh deary me, I appear to have forgotten to say happy pride month on here! Barbara loves and supports you all. My heart goes out to the whole community, but especially to trans people, intersex people, queer POC, those who cannot be safely out for whatever reason, and those whose identities are deemed "too strange". These are such difficult times, but things have gotten better before so I believe they can get better again! 💖🏳️‍🌈

While you're here, give my wonderful lesbian friend @that-precocious-patricia a follow. 😊

[that-precocious-patricia]

My lovely Barbara, thank you for this. 😄

Happy pride month to the lovely people of Tumblr and may your many wives fare better than mine! 😂🏳️‍🌈

[fleshengine]

enough old man yaoi. We need old woman yuri IMMEDIATELY

[the-haiku-bot]

enough old man yaoi.

We need old woman yuri

IMMEDIATELY

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[that-precocious-patricia]

Dearie you seem to have found me! I am old women yuri incarnate!

[that-precocious-patricia]

Patricia you’re my favorite tumblr blog

Thank you, darling! I didn't think that my silly little posts about skydiving and cats would garner so much love. I suppose one could say that if you do what you love, others will love you for it. ❤️🥰

[important-cat-pics]

[that-precocious-patricia]

My cat (when it sees my ex wife Pontifica)

[importantcatpics]

[importantcatpics]

[that-precocious-patricia]

Because he is. Put down the Ribena, Constance.

[importantcatpics]

[that-precocious-patricia]

All I desire to be in life is a cute cat in a little basket having pictures taken of me ❤️😸