Christian Horner Hate Blog

I'm old, I don't like verstappen, and I don't ship real people. Main: siristaci

[ln1wdc]

please tell me drive to survive captured the exact moment toto wolff heard christian horner got fired because i NEED that

[muxas-world2]

GIRL WAKE UP‼️ CHRISTIAN HORNER IS FIRED‼️ THE DEVIL HAS BEEN FIRED BY RED BULL ‼️ WE ARE FREE‼️

[slutforpringles]

one down, one to go 🥳🤞🏻🔪

[vettely]

how i feel telling everyone horner has been sacked

[valyrfia]

[barbiegirls]

[thatchickwiththecamera]

Me waking up to news of Christian Horner being sacked from Red Bull.

Dear Mr. Ginger Spice, stay the fuck away from Ferrari.

[brazenbutch-deactivated20250105]

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[keepthedelta]

scenes that should be included in the brad pitt f1 film

(for legal purposes this is a joke, no one should support this film)

60 year old  brad pitt has to do the mandatory driver fitness test and almost collapses at the cardio. 28 year old carlos sainz does it next to him without hesitation or struggle two weeks after an appendectomy whilst wearing a mesh shirt

alex albon’s radio message calling brad pitt an ancient fuck after cutting the corner to smash the williams out of the way

leo leclerc and/or roscoe shitting next to brad pitt’s feet

damson idris’s character saying fernando’s “I knew he would brake because he has a wife and two children at home” quote. the wife and children will never be mentioned again or seen on screen. the romance will be exclusively between 60 year old brad pitt and the engineer woman half his age

damson idris’s character tweeting ocon’s my teammate tried to kill me but I survived tweet before getting drunk with a billionaire’s son

brad pitt attends a team principal’s meeting that goes oddly silent the moment that he walks in and three of the other team bosses immediately begin speaking to each other in italian. zak brown gives a sympathetic look but turns away, andreas seidl sniggers in german

four drivers call out brad and damson idris for their bullshit driving during the drivers’ briefing romain grosjean head of the gpda style. george russell ends the meeting with a powerpoint explaining to them why they are assholes

brad and damson idris have an emotional bonding moment where 60 year old brad reminds 32 year old damson idris that he is still young, still a rookie, and he has plenty of time to develop as, I assume, the lewis hamilton character insert despite lewis actually being in the film??? in the background kimi antonelli scooters past on his way to get a bath and bottle because it’s nearly his bedtime

k-mag hands over his stewards room loyalty card to brad pitt who gets a race ban

triumphant moment where the team finally scores a podium but the post-race inspection reveals that their car is wildly illegal and they are disqualified

stefano domenicali enthusiastically welcomes the american audience that brad pitt’s team brings, ross brawn is sat next to him listing off the many ways that their car does not comply with the fia’s safety standards

brad pitt and damson idris are battling for their lives at the back of the grid, max verstappen laps them

the engineer woman describes speed in kilometres. brad pitt tells her to explain it in “english”

a hilariously corrupt Italian businessman who bears absolutely no resemblance to flavio briatore none at all says something hilariously corrupt at a sponsor meeting. brad pitt nobly rises above it

fernando alonso sniffing plants in the background of every other scene

a blonde reporter/presenter has sexual tension with damson idris. when brad pitt asks who she is, he simply says “a girl I used to know” and looks longingly in the distance

michael and/or mario andretti with an axe demanding to know why it’s okay for brad pitt to have an 11th f1 team but not him, even though the andretti name is incredibly well respected in the motorsports world

[race-week]

F1 Sources

I’ve been asked a few times about what F1 sources I deem as being reliable and here’s a mostly conclusive list

Some of these are particularly reliable for news about certain teams/drivers, and some are all rounders

Magazines/Media Outlets

- AMuS (Auto Motor und Sport), German Motorsport publication, personally my holy grail. Very good for reports on technical stuff.

- Canal+, reliable particularly for Alpine related stuff

- Sky Sports UK, typically don’t comment on rumours until they’re essentially confirmed but sometimes say the wildest shit with no real bearing

- Sky Italia, reliable about Ferrari

- Autosport

- Motorsport.com

People

- Chris Medland, honestly my favourite journalist, he won’t report on anything until it’s verified. Very handy during race weekends

- Giuliano Duchessa, great technical information and also really good for Ferrari news

- Tobi Grüner, AMuS journalist. Does tech stuff but also paddock news

- Albert Fabrega, credible Spanish journalist. Good technical source, especially for upgrades

- Craig Scarborough, excellent technical source

- Andrew Benson, BBC journalist pretty decent information

- Jolyon Palmer, very good technical information (but be aware he is employed by FOM so some things that he says may be influenced by that)

- Erik van Haren, this one is so-so in my opinion. Usually has very accurate news about Red Bull/Verstappen but also has occasionally been used in the past as a mouthpiece of sorts

Less reliable sources (imo)

- ESPN, a bit of a FOM mouthpiece (compared to other sources)

- Lawrence Barretto, FOM employee typically says/writes what they want

- Will Buxton, FOM employee typically says/writes what they want

- Joe Saward, used to be somewhat reliable but recently talks a lot of nonsense

- The Race, sometimes can have good information (particularly things written by Mark Hughes) but a lot is clickbait nonsense

[sirlewishamiltons]

i’m so sick and tired of the estie besties a squirrel propaganda. squirrels are plump they’re vivacious. take a moment to consider estie bestie as meerkat instead. they’re skinny they look like they’re about to flee from predators (fernando) at any time.

[dancing-on-inters]

I support the Estie Bestie as a meerkat agenda, but for the record, he suggests cheetah

[sirlewishamiltons]

[janinaduszejko]

f1 wrapped

30,000 minutes listened to the dutch national anthem

6,383 increasingly desperate messages in the gc trying to make sense of ferrari strategy

723 minutes spent zooming in on strips of stomach visible under shirts in race weekend photo dumps

14 hours spent listening to george russell saying he has no words on the radio before proceeding to use words

922 times seeing valtteri bottas's bare ass on the internet

0 times brundle and/or crofty pronounced zhou guanyu's name correctly

[petit-papillion]

F1 maximum fines have increased from €250,000 to one million euros...

Why not a percentage of the drivers' annual salary to keep it fair?

[petit-papillion]

In case anyone is wondering, here are the reactions of all 5 drivers when they were told during the pressco:

Charles is not wrong by the way. Yuki and Logan both make less than €1M in salary per year.

[heartsoftruth]

Such an incredibly dumb take. Drivers would hop in that car no matter what. We’ve seen that countless times the last couple of years. They need to be told NO and only then they won’t get in the car.

This has nothing to do with elite sportspeople everyone has a limit. And on Sunday we played with walking over that limit.

As said by Ocon here so clearly after the race:

[blorbocedes]

What F1 needs is someone to edit shady noises over the things the drivers say in interviews, like Lewis mentions Red Bull and the shade noise plays, Max says that Merc need to suck it up and the shade noise plays, etc. It would be immaculate, and remind ppl that this is first and foremost a silly bitchy sport where everyone is constantly tattling on each other, and that's what makes it beautiful!

okay no I agree with this. the Bollywood drama music with the quick edits and zooms and dramatic music to boot where it cuts to the same 7 scene times

I think there's maybe a tiktok niche for this but I'm unforch not hip with the kidz on the ⏰ app 😢

[siristaci]

Woke up this morning with this message from my brother

Bro, Gandalf is a demi-god. And came back from the dead.

[siristaci]

After I explained that to him (pretty sure not for the first time), he hits me with this

Me:

[siristaci]

He tried to reel me in

[siristaci]

About that...

[schumi-honey-deactivated2025080]

Not choosing violence today

[monegasque]

unfortunately I think everything carlos sainz does is hilarious. i’ve been laughing at “oscar was too optimistic…. that move has never really worked” for hours now. why the fuck did he say that i’m obsessed with him. put him in the smithsonian to be studied like an alien. put him in stocks in the town square for everyone to approach and stare at. put him on trial and live stream the whole thing.

[vegasgrandprix]