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alex ♀22

[hollowtones]

Favorite multiple of seven?

I usually think about other stuff.

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[angelicguy]

they should sell THC air fresheners

[angelicguy]

they should sell my cold body in a meat market

[memewhore]

[hilplusterrorss]

[ID: a photo of a postcard, sent from The Samuel Adams Brewery 30 Germania Street Boston, MA 02130, phone number 617-368-5080. The note written on the card reads, “Hey, I used to live in your house. I’m drunk in boston and its the only address I know. Happy Holidays, MW.” /End ID.]

[headspace-hotel]

if grief is love with no place to go, and this postcard had to go to the only address he knows…hold on im understanding something

[averyterrible]

Hello what is the scariest online video?

all communication is a sort of terror

[the-quasar-hero]

Why are there ppl who legitimately care about queen elizabeth? Like what has she personally done for them that they care for her?

[the-quasar-hero]

Okay, what’s the rest of y’all’s excuses?

[qsabertore]

[komekoro]

Anything for Eevee!

[pissvortex]

oh you guys weren’t kidding bernie is actually running

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

[beryl-waxing]

rami just ran by in front of my car lmfao

[renxiaoyao]

this cryptid 

[note-a-bear]

This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

took a while but i did it

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[tgi-spideys]

Doc Ock Fight Scene

[timsutton]

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[teamnii-blog]

[malelavellan]

oh my christ

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

you know what movie pisses me off? 27 dresses with katherine heigl like……this bitch has 27 friends that all want her to be their bridesmaid and shes SAD cause she cant get a man????? BITCH i would KILL a man if i could have 27 friends that love me that much. id kill 27 men

[invaderxan]

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

[thehappyhooker-deactivated20190]

When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now