An Ironic Man's Blog

Call me Bard. I like bobba and rainy days

[thoodleoo]

when i die, make sure to bury me with a milkbone so that i can give cerberus a treat when i show up in the underworld

[neurodivergent-crow]

You fool. You absolute buffoon.

You’re gonna need 2 more. Ol Spot has 3 mouths.

[4444555666777888999]

8 years old. College reading level. The weight of the world on my shoulders.

[vrson]

20 years old. illiterate. the weight of the universe has given me chronic back pain

[politicalsci]

[aint-coming-back-lol-deactivate]

Seeing biblical teachings being reversed into conservative teachings is one of the funniest things holy shit. Like this makes it painfully clear that Jesus taught the exact opposite of all these things yet conservatives in the US wanna call themselves “men of god”.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Characters in first-person games never blink.

[crowexe]

they blink when you blink stupid

[kimbapchan]

For those asking about the video I was referring to in the last comic :D

[faiwbun-deactivated20221106]

Just gonna set this everywhere

[rigb0ner]

Solidarity 🤝

[lilytad]

[miladyaryastark]

behind the scenes

[whirlibirdy]

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

[joshpeck]

the scene from spongebob where the guy says “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms.” was the pinnacle of television literally how did the writers of spongebob come up with that did they win a peabody award

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[bardian-logic]

Life Update

So I’m not really on here anymore but for the 4 of you that care, here’s an update on my life.

I started working in my career field of IT so that’s cool, got some pet rats (my pet cat is scared of them lol), started taking my coffee black, moved from android to Apple, lost a lot of weight, have been in and out of abusive relationships, and most importantly...I’m getting married.

I never thought I would make it this far in life and I’m terrified I’ll mess it all up, so wish me luck!

(also here is a pic of me in my wedding suit!)

[retrogamingblog]

Linktober Sketches by Willowstration

[teathattast]

[princesstigerbelle]

He like it

[charlesstilezmysterydiners]

I’m crying

[kaijuno]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[ya-boi-encijan]

Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding.

[surprisebitch]

goodbye

[empressdrusilla]

Minecraft In 2018

Made a kinda neat staircase. Something was missing. Asked my friend for help.

Took me a while.

I think it worked pretty well. After that, I put some glow stone under the stairs, and took off my night vision.

Dramaftic Gay

[ftafp]

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

[defectivealtruist]

[maliciously-faggotty]

This picture is clearly very modern so why does it look like its from 2008 and been passed meme sites for decades?

[marisatomay]

someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!

me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore: