Stupid Bard

Just realized I can say words on the internet so I gotta use them

[cherryforchuu]

Phainon is too empathetic to caenis, if I were him I would have jumped at her the same way alhaitham did to Azar

[sexymanoftheyear]

It’s time for the final showdown

Who was the Tumblr Sexyman of 2024?

Sevika (Arcane)

Aaravos (The Dragon Prince)

Sebastian (Stardew Valley)

Prometheus (Hades II)

Circe (Epic the Musical)

Nadja (What we do in the shadows)

Venom (Venom)

Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)

Feyd-Rautha (Dune)

Elphaba (Wicked)

Wolverine (Deadpool vs Wolverine)

Two face (Joker the musical)

Voting ended onJan 13, 2025

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[sherlocks-freebitch]

It tickles me that Elias seems infinitely more approachable than Lena, like if I needed the afternoon off for a doctor's appointment I know who I'd rather be asking even if he is a eldritch all-seeing murder manager who says terrifying things like "my door is always open".

[artlefty]

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[bardicbitch13]

sometimes I have the urge to do something so stupid…. On a completely unrelated note some dice taste like green apple don’t believe the people who tell you they taste like plastic

[brainbleedo]

"Gwendolyn Bouchard evil this, Gwendolyn Bouchard evil that"

Stfu

That woman is a wet cat with no self preservation, she looks at a horrific abomination and asks if it can read- my girl has no idea what the fuck she is doing.

I would not even question if she was only doing this because she wanted lena's job, she doesn't give a shit about supernatural stuff but rather she just hates Lena that much. Before you tell me how unrealistic it is, it's not, she is absolutely that petty.

[bardicbitch13]

What do you mean it’s not normal to stop and stare at trees for at least a minute on a walk? Are you telling me it’s not normal to appreciate nature and witness it?

[bardicbitch13]

Why won’t they let me drink deionized water in the labs? I deserve to taste pure water. I don’t care that it’s “corrosive” or whatever I need to know

[bardicbitch13]

Medieval peasants wish they were me (eating multiple cheeses at once with fresh fruit)

[eve-of-hearts]

I want you all to understand that Faruzan is just condensed Margarita Blankenheim

[doldrum]

Actually Christmas was invented in the early 2010’s by a Japanese man to sell more sin

[seamajoor]

POV: you are a 39 y/o lawyer man who got sent to hell then i-SEKAI-d

[littlebugcollector]

YOU may have seasonal depression. I have 7 new REAL women followers that would like to know my credit card number

[sandersstudies]

Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”

[solarpoweredcreature]

Personally I think it would be funnier if he dies incredibly quickly after he gets the crown. Like world record shortest time with the crown quickly

[sandersstudies]

You’re illuminating me. Heart attack the moment the crown touches his balding scalp.

[sandersstudies]

Prince Charles dies on live television during his coronation likes charge reblogs cast

[jimmyfury]

sorry i absolutely HAVE to add how this looked on my dash

[egberts]

[lungthief]

not to out myself as someone who has read copious amounts of marvel fanfic from the years 2015 to 2018 but it really is kind of baffling how large the gap between the quality of the (mcu) source material and the quality of the fan created content is. i think black widow was given like two vaguely compelling lines throughout the captain america trilogy, none of which i remember, but ive had the phrase “natasha was five foot nothing and colossal inside” tattooed on the inside of my brain since i first read 4 minute window like 7 years ago

[lungthief]

mcu dialogue: “well that just happened!” “[outdated pop culture reference]” “he’s right behind me, isn’t he”

mcu fanfic dialogue:

[superbeans89]

[beardedmrbean]

Why do people keep insisting on pitting bad bitches against each other like this. They need to team up and take out that homewrecker Jolene.

[superbeans89]

Fixed

[beardedmrbean]

Sweet, you added Caroline. And Here's to you for remembering Mrs Robinson as well.

[cisnowflake-forever]

Where's Roxanne?

[beardedmrbean]

Stuck at the red light