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[infectiouspiss]

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[bardoputilla]

Shout out to Paul Mcgann for no longer being the doctor with least screen time, so sorry for Billie Piper and her 10 seconds onscreen.

[big8cola]

great trope

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[mint-swirl]

(second century warlord making a joke at the expense of those who lived in the past) first day as a first century warlord: i can’t write anything down cause paper hasn’t been invented yet

[winduppup]

does that warlord not know about papyrus

[mint-swirl]

no, undertale hadn't been invented yet either

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[boycritter]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

[boytransmission]

would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

[zvaigzdelasas]

Extremely online leftist with niche ideology incomprehensible to the average person: hey man how's it going

Normal person: hey did you hear about the pedophile cabal running the world lol check out this this instagram reel crazy right

[annabelle--cane]

idk I just think happy queer stories need to be properly labeled so I can be warned beforehand to not get invested in the main ship because there won't be a culminating catharsis of mutual corruption and self-betrayal crystalizing into an inevitable murder-suicide :/ . like I don't think happy endings in queer media shouldn't be "allowed" to exist or whatever I just think tbh honestly to be honest that those creators need to think and be more responsible and let me have my boundary of nottttt wanting to see that. this is because I feel it's really important for me to see myself represented and reflected positively on screen and the real truth of my lived experience is that I'm gay and evil and I'm not going to make it.

[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[necrowyrm]

I think I should be able to gorily tear open my own flesh and withdraw a blade formed of my own bones. Thats the type of shit I should be doing not applying for jobs on indeed.com

[contemptible-scoundrel]

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

[lord-of-the-noodles]

no, to punk is to love

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I love to high jump kick peoples dogs

[drlombriz]

won’t a high jump kick miss most dogs? they’re usually kinda low to the ground

[contemptible-scoundrel]

whats not clicking

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry I thought you were someone else

[big-plate-of-tuna]

[sillyandquiteawkward]

oh thats gore... thats gore of my comfort character