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Sooooo I went through and published the fic 😊😊

It’s a Kalim-Centric multi chapter fic!! And because he deserves the world perhaps he has a harem

Updates coming twice a week!!

Currently 17/?

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland fanfic #kalim al asim #twst kalim

sometiktoksarevalid

television-static-143

you’re laughing. they r preparing him into mochi and your laughing.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

insane some people don't use ad blockers? babe why r u rawdogging the internet

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

it's a CESSPIT out there. wrap it before ya tap it babes!!!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the notes are insane

"im on mobile" adblocking exists for mobile

"im broke :(" ADBLOCKING IS FREE

"im lazy" i truly sympathize with executive dysfunction, but this is one of those quality-of-life things you need to prioritize. 3 minutes of research/installation will save you a thousandfold in time and energy. it can even help with brain fog (most people don't realize how much mental energy ads actually steal)

"i like ads" my jaw is on the fucking floor. you chose to live in a sewer, yet you will never be a ninja nor a turtle. you do not have a warrior's heart.

sickviking-fr

"adblock exists for mobile"

"Adblock is free"

That doesn't sound real but okay.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*inhaling deeply and reminding myself that Shaking The Baby only endangers the baby, and does not assist it to learn or grow* in spite of everything there are beautiful and important truths within this world that you must learn, and i must help you to learn

enby-opossum

Adblock DNS is easy to install! Works for all phones! It works on most ads, but not video or tumblr.

Settings → Network → Private DNS, paste in dns.adguard.com

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

⬆️⬆️⬆️ Can confirm, I use this method (alongside others) on android. for iOS the steps are different (and it may be easier to install the AdGuard DNS app instead)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the above will decrease the amount of ads you see system-wide. however: hands down the BEST ANDROID ADBLOCKING feature is the ability to install Firefox with uBlock Origin enabled.

Install Firefox -> Settings -> Extensions -> uBlock Origin

this only blocks browser ads, but HOLY SHIT does that matter if you try browsing websites over apps when possible. which you should bc it's awesome and gives you SO much more control. E.g. blocks youtube.com ads and you can play videos in the background. I have never consensually opened the youtube app in my life

Pro tip: toggle on 'Desktop site' to avoid mobile sites that are purposely designed with fewer features (to bully you into using the app).

Note: for iOS users this isn't possible bc Apple hates your guts, but there are other browser options with built-in adblocking.

skkfujoshi

I know what you are

Haven’t played 7.5 yet.However…”For the rest of our lives.”eh,Jamil?

Do they know it’s legal now?Jesus,he’s so unhinged.

(I say,knowing Kalim is probably just as insane and unwell about him)

ayagdos

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moonfox-mumbles

‼️ DO NOT TAKE THIS SURVEY ‼️

[pt: DO NOT TAKE THIS SURVEY]

Project 2025 outright calls on conservatives to fund and manufacture more “studies” on the “negative” effects of trans-affirming care.

reishi-is-tired

guess we need to be circulating this psa again. This Is A Fucking Trap. Do Not Participate.

mbrainspaz

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

josephbrassey

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

gudamor

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

shadowen

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

bardsoforcinus

#finishing this semester off strong hopefully (with a lot of cramming)

puppygirldick

Viktor Lyapkalo Artwork: 'Blowing bubbles' & 'Evening' Painted 9 years apart.

Same woman

asteroidtroglodyte

Yooo I went and looked up the Artist responsible for these masterpieces and holy shit did this guy love Big Women:

[nudity under the cut]

paranormal-taters

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

paranormal-taters

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

paranormal-taters

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

vanilla-poisons

I love it when Jamil is surprised about some fact about Kalim. Mr knows everything about Kalim slowly realizing he doesn’t know shit. They were super close in Kalim’s mind and Jamil’s in a sense but in reality it’s more complicated. So there’s very well stuff that has happened to Kalim or just aspects of his person Jamil doesn’t know. Unlike a normal person who wouldn’t be bothered by this, it irritates the fuck out of Jamil lowkey and he’s kinda irritated at Kalim for never mentioning something about it earlier meanwhile Kalim is like “you really wanted me to tell you that I don’t really like mauve???” Or “I didn’t think it was important to mention I’ve been to a ballet before?” Like it’s some minor ass shit but Jamil is peeved for no goddamn reason and god forbid someone else knew before him.

Person A: oh hey do you think Kalim would like this?

Jamil: Kalim would be happy with this probably-

Leona: are you stupid he dislikes wearing *insert color* clothing?

Jamil: what

Leona: yeah it’s because of *insert memory/anecdote Kalim never shared with Jamil*

Haunting humiliating he needs to kill Kalim everyone and then himself. Jamil takes so much pride in being smart and good at watching over Kalim. The concept of him overlooking something is gonna bother him in the back of his mind forever. Like the tiniest of rocks permanently trapped in his shoes.

Again it’s important to me that the detail is the most dumb petty small thing. Jamil of course would know basic things like Kalim’s favorite colors and allergies and most stories Kalim commonly shares with everyone. But fuck Jamil you didn’t even know he dislikes the texture of sherpa blankets? Wowwwwww

Or actually maybe it could be even less basic because Jamil lowkey does not know as much about Kalim sometimes. Like actually do you know his favorite color Jamil??

Guards shatter that man’s security and self confidence

tlirsgender

Things people hate hearing:

You are capable of harm

You have some level of power and agency

Ergo it is your responsibility to communicate your needs and boundaries

If you lie to someone about something being okay when it isn't, that is on you

Something being a trauma response doesn't exempt it from harming your relationships and the other people in them

Enabling your trauma responses will not make them go away, and it is your responsibility to work on yourself for your own wellbeing as well as the people around you

Being A Victim cannot be a pillar of your identity forever, and being victimized does not make you incapable of harming other people (see above)

You are not a mouse in a jean jacket you are an eel with a gun / adult human being who can use your words even if it's Scary

Having a personality disorder doesn't make you evil but you have got to get off of Personality Disorder Tumblr (see above, re: enabling)

spacedewey

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.

Yk what I’m feeling so like open and honest and chat the ao3 authors curse did in fact hit me twice.

1. Back in September I got ARRESTED and it literally fucked up my writing flow irreparably.

2. Last week I got hit in the balls with an autism diagnosis (now before you’re like… orca. You’re autistic. You write nothing but jamikali and have a shrine dedicated to them, YES BUT THE DISGNOSIS IS JARRING)

So that’s why dramaturgy has been on hiatus. But I’m still writing it lmao. Chapter 45 is being written rn I just gotta force myself to lock in

#orca yap session #dramaturgy #dramaturgy yappery #ao3 authors curse is real #it will get you