The Bareil Antos learning corner

🌼 Let me teach you about the prophets 🌼

[danwithouttheplan]

*walking through a large, open field* hey do you have a USB charger?

[bareil-suggestion]

Blessings to the fan who sent me this!! Open your mind wide and recieve their blessings 😊🙏

[murolo-moved]

*eats a croissant over your grave and leaves the crumbs there (disrespectful action)*

[bassoonlesbian]

[hungwy]

i think i might be fucked up and evil. sometimes i go on the internet to look at pictures and images

You are sick and need help..

[mens-rights-activia]

[littlelarajean]

I actually would like to wear flowers and leaves in my hair every single day if that’s okay

[sovdiet]

[bareil-suggestion]

glad your blog is alive! and, to make this ask worthwhile: tell us about the hardest choice in your life

I tend to believe that my decisions have been guided by a higher power. Perhaps the prophets, perhaps something more like fate. However, choosing to devote my life to them was a long process. Even through my training I wondered if my services might be more useful elsewhere, until I was lucky enough to speak to them for the first time. What an experience.

[bareil-suggestion]

I trust you very much

How kind of you! I strive to be considered a friend to all the life on Bajor, but nothing warms the heart like this.

May you have a blessed harvest!

[belloochie]

doctor prescribed me vibe stabilizers 

[trainthief]

shoutout to the Twink at the front desk of the natural history museum who let me go into their Yellowstone exhibit for free. also shoutout to my laptop for auto-capitalizing Twink. always nice to see respect for our troops 

[bareil-suggestion]

What is love?

Chemical reactions in the brain!!!

[bisexualperson-deactivated20220]

sex? u mean like from the austin powers movies? u know thats not a reall thing right

[habitualshaker]

reblog if you and your other muscular, shirtless friends with identical haircuts like to sit around out back drinking vodka and smashing folding chairs over each others backs

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i feel like i can’t go anywhere anymore without people soothsaying my downfall. even the cashier at taco bell was all “the flock of crows taken to following you portent a disastrous and blah blah fucking blah,” like, i get it, i’m about to undergo a storm of tribulation, what frickin ever 

[r0kita]

*an unexpected crunch while eating* huh. must be the cyanide capsule I keep in my tooth in case the Soviets start asking questions.