[moose092681]

[barelyaries]

Alright I’m back on Tumblr what’s the happs

[foulserpent]

whys king kong………..so fucking large

[brightereyes]

the bigger you are the larger you are

[foulserpent]

[barelyaries]

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[straightboyfriend]

why are you on t

to go bald

[herrlindemann]

The Colliseum in Denver, Colorado, America - 20 May 2012 / © Peter DeMilia

[barelyaries]

Is it true that joe b

Yes

[what-even-is-thiss]

Professors on the 1st day of college in movies: I expect you’ve all read the entire textbook by now.

The entire class except for the protagonist: Yes. Of course. Anyone who hasn’t is a dumb idiot.

Professors irl: So this is what’s known as a textbook. You can purchase it in a place called a bookstore. I’m going to ask you to read half of it but I doubt you’ll do even that much.

The entire class: *raises hand* What’s the attendance policy?

Professor: It’s on the syllabus I just put in front of you literally one minute ago.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I made this by the way because I'm currently going through my first week of graduate school and nothing has changed from undergrad. Everyone here is illiterate (affectionate)

[yakuzadumpingground]

[majimemegoro]

i think this is relevant here

[bats100]

Bats Fact #27

Whole Apple

[parkore]

fhdGHFW$%#%$#^&%67$&^%iu987

[parkore]

[theocseason4]

[punkrock-bottom]

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

If I saw Grimes or Elon Musk in public I’d attack them.

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

if i saw their baby.. well… call me tarrare 😂

[antarcticseals-deactivated20240]

Bro???

[xeppeli]

reminder that my teeth and jaws are so strong that i can effortlessly crush a medium-thick bar of alloy 2024 aluminum and absorb the resulting shrapnel into my throat without serious health problems

[xeppeli]

white people can reblog this

[empidonax]

oh I’ve unlocked it. I know what the point of life is

humanity is the complex backstory that leads up to the apocalypse, after which (when humanity is wiped out) beetles will continue to evolve and eventually become even more complex than humans. we are a plot point in the rich story that is beetles.

[empidonax]

I know what enlightenment feels like