Mercenary For Hire: and Other Exciting Tales!

Welcome to my primarily WoW related blog which will be filled with exciting tales (more like run on sentences but people seem to like em!), fun reblogs (Other peoples great run on sentences, art and other such things.) and the other stuff you can get up to when you end up playing way to much Warcraft. For my NSFW side blog and tags hit that navigation button. If you follow this blog refollows will appear as @frenor

[dickiesgrayson]

#IsBruceWayneBatman: a social media au | Part I | Part II

[barisaranor]

Am I the only one ugly laughing because Jason Todd is the only unconfirmed in this nonsense?

[figport]

someone’s a bit passive agressive.

[barisaranor]

Server transfers got me like

[datsizha]

No I didn’t stay up until almost 3AM to get a emote that lets me play with my glasses.. I dunno.. wha-zzzz

[barisaranor]

And after finishing the MSQ all smiles.

[barisaranor]

Guess whos back on his bullshit getting ready for shadowbringers.

[korkrunchcereal]

@barisaranor @frenor I guess tumblr bugged the fuck out because its showing you both responded with the exact same message to my tumblr post. Would you guys repost w/e you had to say here to see if it separates / I can read what you actually said vs. I guess a hivemind symbiote Tumblr is tryin to produce. 

[barisaranor]

The dangers of going from phone posting to pc posting. Oh.Sadly I can’t really help here as I wasn’t even aware of this conversion. It looks neat, I’d love to get my hands on it to give a read (I enjoy narrative dice based games a bunch.) but sadly the only way I can find the book is a single scribed posting. Where did you snatch this up if you dont mind me prying?

[korkrunchcereal]

Anyone familiar with the Shadowrun tabletop / Genesys system by chance? I have a question I can’t figure out the answer too.

[barisaranor]

Shoot

[korkrunchcereal]

So when looking at the Genesys rulebook (not sure if it changes in any other), I see theres drones. For drones, there is different size drones like small, medium large etc. and they have their own stats/characteristics. My confusion is when you go to craft one, the chassi has its OWN stats that apply when you build a drone, and nothing about crafting is on size. Does that mean you refer to the chassis for stats, or the size or do they both combine.

[barisaranor]

Which Genesys book is this? Its been a while since I cracked open my base rulebook ( I only have the Core myself). BUT that being said, I’d say its dependent on the chassis for the base stats/size and then whatever mods/upgrades/programs you sink into it. If you can provide the page number in the core your reading this from I’ll give it a look.

[korkrunchcereal]

It’s just Shadowrun [The Genesys Edition] designer by Paul M. N. Haakonsen. 

The chassis options are just Combat, Monotask, Labor etc. and don’t say anything about size, just the stats.  pg. 456 of that book for the Drone “Crafting”

Pg. 428 for the “Drone” section including size and upgrades. 

[barisaranor]

Oh.

Sadly I can’t really help here as I wasn’t even aware of this conversion. It looks neat, I’d love to get my hands on it to give a read (I enjoy narrative dice based games a bunch.) but sadly the only way I can find the book is a single scribed posting. Where did you snatch this up if you dont mind me prying?

[korkrunchcereal]

Anyone familiar with the Shadowrun tabletop / Genesys system by chance? I have a question I can’t figure out the answer too.

[barisaranor]

Shoot

[korkrunchcereal]

So when looking at the Genesys rulebook (not sure if it changes in any other), I see theres drones. For drones, there is different size drones like small, medium large etc. and they have their own stats/characteristics. My confusion is when you go to craft one, the chassi has its OWN stats that apply when you build a drone, and nothing about crafting is on size. Does that mean you refer to the chassis for stats, or the size or do they both combine.

[barisaranor]

Which Genesys book is this? Its been a while since I cracked open my base rulebook ( I only have the Core myself). BUT that being said, I’d say its dependent on the chassis for the base stats/size and then whatever mods/upgrades/programs you sink into it. If you can provide the page number in the core your reading this from I’ll give it a look.

[korkrunchcereal]

Anyone familiar with the Shadowrun tabletop / Genesys system by chance? I have a question I can’t figure out the answer too.

[barisaranor]

Shoot

[revamoo]

Reva’s big buff grandmoo, Artio!

[skottichan-deactivated20240228]

Lucifer 2019

I think I have her look down, finally. (and yes, I ripped off Yolandi Visser’s hair)

[naitsade]

World of Warcraft Genderbend

In time for international women’s day! World of Warcraft female edition.

[scarletdisciple]

I never knew how much I needed Queen Varienne until RIGHT FREAKIN’ NOW.

[visenyaism]

I do love how blizzard lore character backstories range from “who?” To “survivor of various horrible fantasy traumas” and then Genn Greymane is still canonically “deadbeat dad and horrible gremlin man who near singlehandedly caused every problem he ever experienced and also he’s a furry” where else are we going to get that kind of writing? From BioWare? From Bethesda? Grow up

[visenyaism]

actually I cant get over this here’s a list of things he did:

-pulled gilneas out of the alliance because “helping people” and “taxes” are for losers

- decided to go one step further and build a giant wall around his kingdom, except it also was going to go right through some people’s land and wall them off from the country they lived in and also leave them way vulnerable to the giant undead army currently ravaging that part of the continent.

-This singlehandedly caused a civil war led by the dude whose lands got cut in half by the wall.  The rebellion was very successful until it wasn’t for Reasons (blizzard r monarchists)

-Then he realized that the scourge currently ravaging the continent that he had done nothing about were going to be a problem and immediately had the perfect solution: release a bunch of worgen into the woods. This immediately went bad because they started eating people.

- “ah shit” he thought. “the best solution is to go on Secret Gentlemen’s Hunts with my boys to get rid of the worgen” He immediately got bit. Sad!

-Cue like the whole Gilneas storyline in which Genn Nobly Rescues His People from the problem he created. 

-THIS FUCKING PANEL FROM THE COMICS WHEN HIS SON TELLS HIM HE LOVES HIM. HES SUCH A HORRIBLE DAD

-jump to like now, when he spends all his time being sad about his son dying and like adopting anduin as a replacement son when he still has a kid left (but warcraft is about fathers and sons so whatever tess)

-he has more lore than a lot of fucking characters in this game and all of it is Bad send tweet

[barisaranor]

Will forever despise this nerd. High king if we didn’t ask for this Genn “build that wall” Greymane.

[frenor]

CLANGS roof of apc.

This bad boy can fit so many fucking meat sacs in it.

[martybumbear-deactivated2022111]

I was gonna wait and post all three of my Warcraft mains at once but I want validation now

Obviously first is Kani for like the fifth time. Though now she is Drakkari and actually has set mog that isn’t The Most Used Druid set

[shithowdy]

yo i’m like 99% sure this fruit of the loom commercial on spotify is narrated by sylvanas’ VA and i about lost my mind hearing sylvanas’ exact voice tell me about underwear

[shithowdy]

good news everyone i got it

[barisaranor]

I am

IMMEDIATELY

Transported back ten years in time and hearing this as a ad for fruit of elune, underwear for night elves.

[rykhafirehand]

S P I K Y

[barisaranor]

That’s a hell of a mog!