D-chan's Tumbl Dump

Random things and stuff. My art page is here at http://dchanarts.tumblr.com/

[redavexat]

[honeydewcorporation]

Tried to figure out how I've been running these things and I came up with this

[sephirthoughts]

SO MUCH THIS. it drives me up a fucking WALL when people call male witches wizards

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

my take on this

[jewfrogs]

the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

[bobdylanslesbianlover]

i had to phone a taxi today, scary

[sga-owns-my-soul]

every time i see this post i think of that person who posted on reddit that they wanted to go to subway for the first time but they were scared they would say the wrong thing so someone gave them step by step instructions for the entire process and what all the choices would be and when they would ask what question and i just think

someone will

someone out there will see you and say "yes. the world is scary. but let me hold your hand and show you how to do it anyways"

everyone needs that someone, and everyone can be that someone

[warriorsdebt]

The subreddit r/explainlikeimscared is a surprisingly good resource for this. People are always very kind and thorough from what I've seen, and I spend a decent amount of time there giving walkthroughs and answering questions when I know the process.

[halfblackwolfdemon]

SHARING TO HELP SOMEONE ELSE OUT!

[cuteycandycataclysm]

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

[omegaversereloaded]

Let's kill him

[britney]

it's

bitch

[yiffmaster]

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

[systemofcolor-deactivated201610]

my xkit makes it the old format so

[sharkishblue]

it’s yiffmaster britney bitch

[midnightssea]

[midnightssea]

btw “actual feminism” is trans inclusive and op of this tweet agrees :)

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

becoming the oppressor is not liberation!!!!!

[audley-and-cherry]

My least favorite things about anti- UBI discourse is always the techbros whining that "nobody is going to work anymore! People will just watch Netflix all day!" and I have 2 responses:

1) Who the fuck cares. Who the fuck cares what people do with their time! That's kind of the fucking point!

2) People aren't going to stop laboring. Housework (look, it's right there in the word!) will still need to be done. So will maintenance on our homes and personal spaces. Children will still need carers, as will the elderly and disabled. There are millions of examples of ~work~ that we do all the time, uncompensated, that won't suddenly stop because we aren't forced to sell our labor to provide corporation's profits.

I'm not surprised that what is traditionally women's work is invisible to these dipshits, but it never fails to anger me.

Anyway. Join the IWW.

[sleepyowlet]

Field studies have been conducted in several countries now, and the result is always the same - people will just flop about for a couple of months to recover from the burnout most people who have a job live with, and then they look for something to do. Some get a job with reduced hours, and some start doing charitable stuff like volunteering in soup kitchens and teaching others to do whatever their particular skill is. They socialize more, they are happier, and on average, people will work more, not less.

But the thing is, employers suddenly have to think about how to make their jobs appealing enough for someone to come and do them! It's hard to find someone to work for you for long hours under horrible conditions, if they can just choose not to; which shows you how voluntary our current system actually is.

[jackironsides]

Oh my god, as a disabled person who cannot work, you have no idea what it's like to be unemployed full time indefinitely. It suuucks. There's a reason why when one of my friends retired, all of his friends told him he needed to make sure he had things to fill his days

People want to work. People want to be useful. I volunteered to make rehearsal tracks for my choir because I wanted to work. I have beta-read friends' fics because I can't work as an editor any more.

UBI just means that you can't trap people in abusive environments because they have no alternative any more.

[strawberry-crocodile]

your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Context for the 19 year olds reading this, September used to be a bit cold

[themadbiologist]

Fun fact: ginger curdles milk.

How do I know? Well, I’ve mixed ginger with milk. A lot, actually. It’s the main step of making ginger milk, which is…milk. With ginger. Curdled.

It’s delicious, by the way. Ginger has an enzyme called zingipain/zingibain/ginger protease, which is an enzyme that cuts proteins. It’s like rennet for cheese, allowing proteins in the milk to tangle together and form a solid. Unlike rennet, however, it does not come from young cows.

I like a firmer texture for my ginger milk, so I usually make a few bowls and add an egg or two, then steam them. Highly recommend.

[themadbiologist]

It looks like this, can be eaten hot or cold. I, for one, am currently eating it straight out of the steamer with a tiny bit of maple syrup. It is wonderfully silky but I could have added much more ginger.

[no-more-dead-dogs]

i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

[hardstoplucas1]

When you’re trying to avoid someone at your door but your food delivery guy arrives

[fiollaigean]

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

[fiollaigean]

kidnapping stalking insanity sleepwalking cannibalism and teeth, gaslighting gun violence pipe murder and silence and medical trauma and meat. bugs in your body and poisoned black coffee and self-mutilation and lies, police brutality breaks from reality suicide spiders and eyes. paaaaaranoia degloving the uncanny valley and running like prey to survive, agonies torture and drowning and falling and then being buried alive.

[webvein]

No one:

Still no one:

Me: What if leaf tailed gecko, but the leaf is carnivorous?

[thisuserhaspassed]

[nerdadventcal]

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

[lucianite]

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

[bizarrodf]

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

[antifamutant]

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

[theoriginalcrazyferelden]

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

[hesaidsidhesaid]

He W H A T

[thesparkwhowalks]

The latest addition to the DC Holiday Mythos is that Batman trained under Santa Claus.

And Clark is noticeably hurt that Bruce never told him.

God, I love comic books.

[northwindow]

when i was reading the book entangled life which is about fungi and the author merlin sheldrake said that once he got his first author copies he was going to dampen the pages and use them to grow oyster mushrooms and yeast and then use the yeast to brew beer and then drink the beer with the mushrooms to complete the cycle of fungal knowledge. i was like really and truly this guy gets it

[im-not-trash-im-compost]

he ate his own words.

But really and truly. The cycle is not complete until he dies.

[junesqueer]

[life-on-the-spectrum]

I’m not sure how or why, but this is goth as FUCK. 

[busket]

his brother cosmo is a musician and made a theme song for it and god I wish it was longer because it slaps

[kvotheunkvothe]

their parents named them Merlin and Cosmo, and they were rewarded with some very unique and creative individuals

[actualcaptor]

HEY WAIT THATS COSMO SHELDRAKE. THE GUY WHO DID

[queenofthequillandink]

Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

[brain-depositary]

“This, too, is Torah, and I must learn!”

Citation

[sincerely-mrstranger]

Behold, a Meme:

[shitpostingkats]

Nothing proves the characterizations in the remake are spot-on quite like the gif of Barret and Cloud kicking and stabbing a locked door.