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indie, selective, private fandomless oc l’van m. stowell multiverse & ( tentatively ) multiship written by caesar/salad anon hate will not be tolerated read rules and dossier before interacting!

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outofcares ::

so i moved l’van to an oc multimuse!! it’s here if you wanna continue interacting!! 8′) if we have a thread, we can always pick it up--or do a new one.(since i actually have shit here--)

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sugarkss:

              “Well, yeah. I like being the boss because I am the boss.”

::『☕』мe ne ιnғιѕcнιo ::

    “I’d just say you’re an entitled brat, but whatever helps you sleep at night.”

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sugarkss:

              “I’d say it makes me enthusiastic. Glad to hear you’re not worried though or I would have to be.”

::『☕』мe ne ιnғιѕcнιo ::

     “Enthusiastic. I’d say it makes you sound bossy, but then again you are.”

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nature aesthetics.

bold the natural aesthetics that appeal to / apply to your muse.  repost, do not reblog.  feel free to add any natural features you see fit !

fluffy white nimbus clouds. dark grey cumulonimbus clouds. rainclouds. a hurricane. light spring breeze. a sherbert-colored sky at sunrise. hazy yellow skies. deep blue ponds of fresh water. blankets of sparkling snow. tornado winds. monsoon flooding. rich, orange sunsets. soft, purple clouds at dusk. heavy hail. the rumbling of thunder. icy sleet. gentle snowfall. moss-dusted tree bark. pink sunset clouds. grey winter skies. navy blue skies in the daytime. cool mist in the morning. leaf-bare trees. giant ocean waves. the full moon. a cracked, dry desert. rolling hills of prairie grass. sweeping waves of briny seawater. rocky, steep ravines. rippling canyon walls. spindly, cave stalactites. creeping, green ivy. lush canopies of leafy trees. dense, white fog. a peaceful creek of clear water. flowering cacti dusted with dew, catching light in the morning sun. a bubbling, hot pool of volcanic sulfur. sharp, grey mountainsides. fossils nestled in chunks of rock. a white sand beach. deep imprints of animal tracks in the dirt. soft, squishy moss. uniform rows of birch trees in winter. delicate mushrooms popping up in spring from beneath the decay on the forest floor. tumbleweeds jerking in the faintest wind across the desert landscape. light rain. summer wildfires. a mixing of hot and cool air before a storm. silent lightning in the static of summer heat. a windy blizzard. thick flakes of snow tumbling down from the sky. a tree standing alone in a barren, yellow field. a desert of loose sand and tall, orange dunes. a pure blue sky. a river of molten rock. a grove of flowering trees. twisting, mangled roots sticking up from the muddy ground. bitter, cold winds. tumultuous skies of stormy clouds. branches of lightning ripping across the sky. a foggy swamp. the tree-bare foothills of a mountain range. sandy brown cliffsides. rocky coastlines. the violent shaking of an earthquake. the mysterious sound of ethereal trumpets in the sky. the lights of the auroras borealis and australis. a black sand beach. a lone tropical island in the reef of shallow, aqua waters. underwater volcanic vents. a herd of migrating mammals. tree branches growing heavy with ripe fruit. light streaming down through the clouds. a field of lush grain wading peacefully in the summer breeze. the sound of insects and frogs teeming in the night. natural diamonds nestled in coarse desert sands. a frozen lake.

tagged by: @sugarkss​

tagging: shrug emoji.

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tagged by @xdontmind 1ST RULE: tag 9 muses you would like to know better 2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true for your muse

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week(by work out he means gets in a fight)

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the united states

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CD’s

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages

I have made a new friend in the past year

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sugarkss:

               “I didn’t call you a prude, are you suddenly worried you might come across as one?”

::『☕』мe ne ιnғιѕcнιo ::

     “If I come across as a prude, what does that make you?       But, no. Of course I’m not worried.”

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sugarkss:

                “You’re the one that had to ask me to make it worth your while. And here I thought that’s what you were getting at.”

::『☕』мe ne ιnғιѕcнιo ::

     “If I wanted you in my lap, I’d tell you. I’m not some shy virgin prude,       Sparkles. Where do you get off making assumptions?”

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kizcku:

            A blush of embarrassment – red tinging her cheeks – crept onto her face as her eyes dodged around the face of the stranger, trying her hardest to avoid the gaze. “ Ah – I - I kind of …. tend to drop it alot … I’m not used to carrying around yet, you see!!” she tried her best to cover up how STUPID she thought she looked ( although it wasn’t working ).

::『☕』мe ne ιnғιѕcнιo ::

     “Maybe you shouldn’t be carrying it around then. Or at least get a belt for it, or       are you that dense to common sense?”

      Everything she was saying just struck him as a bunch of excuses. Trying to cover       her own slip-up, and if he was the type to take things maybe he would’ve kept it.       Who knows, she’d likely cut her own hand off with the damn thing. But, it’s too       much trouble to carry around a knife and he had plenty of kitchen ones if he needed       them.

      “Who was the idiot who gave it to you anyway?”

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inkarnate:

His attempt of a smile fell when he heard ‘not familiar.’ Bit of a jab on the ego to not be recognized by people easily.

With another push of the gunk out of his face, his vision got much better without all that stuff covering his eyes. Why was he getting his hands all messy like that? For all this guy knew, this could be horribly permanent to his hands. A tiny idea bristled up in the little demon’s noggin with that thought, maybe it’d be funny to let it cling to him as if it was truly permanent to skin? Nah. Not really a good time for it though since he was on the brink of becoming a puddle with his current situation.

✒ “Wait— ya’ mean it? Like really, reeeeaaaally mean it?” How quick to turn that frown upside down, it made that heavy feeling become incredibly lighter. The oozing ink even began to retract itself to its rightful owner, along with the bits that were trying to go across the other’s arm.

Bendy perked up real fast, reverting to his original shape at a fast pace. It was like he never melted in the first place, and he had that trademark grin slapped back on his face too! Can’t really say much for part of the pavement though, it was still as black as night itself. Oops.

✒ “Well? C’mon pal! I’ll give ya’ a real grand ol’ time with stories of my cartoons, the least I can do!” The little demon had grabbed a hold of L’van’s arm, the one that had been resting on his head. Bendy looked just as thrilled as a child going to the candy shop, bouncing gently with eager.

::『☕』мe ne ιnғιѕcнιo ::

     Talk about taking something literal, or so he thought as he watched the gooey mess       begin to pull back, smooth out and set solid. If nothing else, Bendy sure looked happier,       and L’van hopefully wouldn’t have to worry about him having another ‘meltdown’ later       on. He purses his lips for a moment.

      “I don’t say things I don’t mean, wishy-washy shit is the worst.”

      For a moment, he stills at the touch to his arm and frowns faintly. It wasn’t as if he       didn’t mind being touched, but all of a sudden was a bit... A snort leaves him, eyes       rolling as he rises to standing with the little toon still clung onto his arm. Only to shift       him to sit in his arms instead, not unlike a small child.

      “I hope so. Cartoons are probably the only decent thing to come out of the media       industry as it is.”

      Carefully, stepping around the stained sidewalk, he continued down with the little       guy tucked away in his arms and squinted down at him faintly. Would it get on his       clothes, whatever the melting had been?

      “Do you usually get lost like this, or what?”

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moechorr:

          So far so good, the young man seemed to be okay with him coming here, though to Whitey it seemed almost overly sweet. There were kindhearted people like Orihime where such a tone would be genuine, but that was odd.“… …” At the question of what he wanted, the ex-Hollow really didn’t know. He could read the menu and understand it well, but he wasn’t sure what any of it was, nor did he know how to pronounce anything.

           He should probably keep his sentences small. “…Don’t know. I am new…” Great, now he felt kind of stupid, and it didn’t help that all the other customers probably ordered within a few seconds and knew exactly what they wanted.“What should I try?” 

::『☕』мe ne ιnғιѕcнιo ::

     Oh boy. It’s a bit of a struggle to keep his smile level, if simply because who even       said that? Did this guy live under a rock or something... It didn’t seem too impossible.       But, L’van wasn’t in the business of telling customers what to order. All the same, he       had an image to upkeep.

      Folding his arms and letting a thoughtful expression cross his face, he tries to think       through what this guy could possible want, with no tells. Which, predictably, gets       him no where. He sighs, before trying to brighten up again.

      “Mm, that usually depends on your taste. Do you like strong flavours or       something more watered down? Also do you prefer sweet things or bitter       ones?”

      It was the best he could think of, put in this position of prolonged socializing.

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booklct:

     If he was thinking clearly, the male would have reconsidered this entire shady deal. What stranger agreed to cook for another person in exchange for favors? More importantly, what did it say about Lynn that he agreed to it without much notice in the first place? It was just desserts. He could just buy store-made pastries. But the thought of separating from the little funds he held made his stomach twist.

           “Average is relative…I should count my blessings.” The comment could have been taken as a sarcastic retort to being only expected moderate favors. But a majority of him responded back on the ‘type’ comment.

           He brushed back his dark bangs from his eyes. Being called ‘wishy-washy’ made him twitch. Even he could see the blatant manipulation for what it was. But he didn’t like to be viewed as inconsistent or weak-willed, even from a slightly rude stranger like this.

           “It’s fine. Though, if your crepes are sub-par, the deal is off. It’s already a bit more than what I’ve bargained for. For all your big talk, I hope you can back it up.”

::『☕』мe ne ιnғιѕcнιo ::

     “You do that.”

      There’s not much else to say, he’s won the other man over by this point.       People were suspiciously easy to deal with when one knew where the push,       or was spiteful enough about a subject to get annoyed enough to do something       about it. L’van wasn’t known to be generous by any stretch, so really... Lynn was       rather lucky or just supremely stupid. Count his blessings indeed.

      A brow raises, his previous slight smile vanishing immediately at the little jab       towards his abilities. Lips turning down and to the side in annoyance, he       exhales roughly through his nose and crumples the paper still in his hand.

      “I’ve never baked anything sub-par in my life. I’ll be sure to make you eat       those words.”

      Another smile, a bit larger and almost sickeningly sweet catches his face       before he gives him a little wave. No point in sticking around now that       everything was settled, before his expression fades back to blankness       and he salutes with two fingers.

      “Call me.”

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sugarkss:

@baristass cont.

               “If you’re meaning to ask for a lap dance, I’m afraid you have to earn that one first.”

::『☕』мe ne ιnғιѕcнιo ::

     “And here I thought those asking to be fucked       should be happy to be fucked at all.”

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kizcku:

               “Ah … that happens to be mine, I think.” A single small hand lifted itself up to point at the smooth scabbard of the tanto knife the stranger held in their hands. It still sounds weird saying a knife was hers. 

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::『☕』мe ne ιnғιѕcнιo ::

     “Is it now.”

      Bearing no mind to the fact it was a knife, turning it around a bit and       looking over the sheathe without much of indication of anything. How       did he know she wasn’t lying?

      “Do you make a habit of dropping your shit like and idiot, or is it just today?”

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➏ What’s the one thing you especially love about roleplaying your muse?

Salad Bar➏ What’s the one thing you especially love about roleplaying your muse?

outofcares ::

love is a strong word, but i like l’van because he’s where i compile all my not so good feelings i guess. he’s an asshole and sometimes i have asshole thoughts that i’d never actually feel towards people, so i just channel them into l’van. i guess it’s because writing him takes those feelings away from me.

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✩ Interview with a Mun ✩

➊ How many ships do you have on this blog?

➋ Have you ever roleplayed with someone that just left an unforgettable impression on you?

➌ Which of your ships on this blog is the fluffiest?

➍ Would you say you’re a decent roleplayer or do you have any self doubts?

➎ Have you made lots of friends on this blog?

➏ What’s the one thing you especially love about roleplaying your muse?

➐ Are there any people you’ve been to afraid of approaching?

➑ Give us a rough estimate: How much time have you spent on your graphics? (icons, theme, banners, promos, etc)

➒ Got any memorable threads on here? Care to mention a few?

➓ What were some of the most frustrating moments you had with your muse’s interaction with another muse?

❂ Wild card! (Ask a question of your own!)

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balancing character traits

conformist     ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆★☆     rebel naive             ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆★    cynical indecisive     ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆★☆    inflexible selfish           ★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆     self-sacrificing apathetic       ☆☆★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆     emotional fearful            ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆★☆☆   reckless childish          ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆★☆☆    humorless dependent      ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆★  loner passive          ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆★☆    aggressive

tagged by: @sugarkss tagging: @dohoshu !! ‘n anyone else who wants to nab it off me; just @ me pls. i wanna know.

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outofcares ::

so hi, i unintentionally disappeared for a bit!! i’ll get to drafts n shit in short order!! if we haven’t interacted yet(and we’re mutuals), and you wanna–like this and i’ll try and make you a starter or if i struggling for ideas i’ll hop in your IM and say howdy!