Cabbage with a college education

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. -Mark Twain Thanks for stopping by.

[fakecapricorn]

to all my demotivated girls

[cocoamoonmalfoy]

​no lie I had to get up to shake my ass this is potent

[ampervadasz]

[tallullahbonkhead]

Screaming at the cruelty of out of reach sausage.

[speciesofleastconcern]

[morrak]

My first biology professor had an ‘inadequacy drawer’ full of things to remind him he wasn’t, in fact, the dumbest and laziest person to ever exist. It was mostly Darwin, notably these two bits:

‘But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything.’

‘I am going to write a little Book for Murray on orchids and today I hate them worse than everything.’

[funkyness]

“I am at work on the second vol. of the Cirripedia, of which creatures I am wonderfully tired: I hate a Barnacle as no man ever did before, not even a Sailor in a slow-sailing ship.”

-Charles Darwin on a letter to his cousin

[rhube]

Charles Darwin: unexpected depression hero.

[sophiamcdougall]

I knew about “I am very poorly and very stupid and hate everybody and everything,” but not the others. 

“I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees” is A Mood.

[anima-beata]

My favorite Darwinism: “I am dying by inches, from not having any body to talk to about insects”.  Hits me right at the center of my hyperfixated soul.

[dwellerinthelibrary]

I hate a Barnacle as no man ever did before

[cakesandfail]

“The work has been turning out badly for me this morning and I am sick at heart and oh my God how I do hate species & varieties”

[hypersensationalism]

[weaselle]

mannnnnn and we had yesterday just yesterday

[weaselle]

[konoko]

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[supermodelcats]

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTWARMING: Since it is night, girl finally gets to crawl back underneath the covers and be so so so so comfy

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTWRENCHING: Morning has come again, poor girl suspects she might be stuck in a Sisyphean curse

[fishgummy]

new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon

[sleepy-bebby]

[funnytwittertweets]

[only-tiktoks]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

HELP

[hungwy]

comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed

[galagraphia]

After a long day...

[bearotonin-international]

Give it up for 747 Bear Force One!

Champion of Fat Bear Week 2022

[depsidase]

[cordialcrow]

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