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I used to know someone who had a hot air balloon. One day he got caught in the ropes as it was taking off and was yanked out of the basket and dragged along through the corn stubble by the leg that was tangled in the ropes. He managed to climb back in and not send two people with no idea what to do floating off into the sky alone. He had incredibly pretty scars all over his back from the corn scratches, it healed into faint silvery stripes almost like feathers. He said the thing that hurt the most was the broken toe from where he caught his foot in one of the passenger's bra strap as he flipped upside down on the way out. And no, I don't expect anyone to believe me, I wouldn't if I read it somewhere, but it is one of those ridiculous but true things.

linuswatchestv

bevismusson

3rd Rock does not get the love it deserves.

tallullahbonkhead

It really does not.

softichill

I think abt this tiktok all the time

thesadcyborg9million

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

duckbunny

this is the blurb for Red Sun World: Military Sci-Fi for Men (The Euphorion Wars Book 1) by Jon Roberts

A boy with nothing. A war he doesn’t understand. A world burning under a red sun. Darik has spent his life surviving–first in the slums beneath a glass city, then in the shadow of a regime that cages, controls, and erases. When he escapes, he finds something he’s never had before: warmth, food, and people who choose him. But peace doesn’t last. Across Hookyo Sh’Ugon, tensions are rising. The Solar Communalists tighten their grip. The mysterious Lleronese deploy advanced cybernetic soldiers. And far above it all, secrets hidden in orbit threaten to ignite a conflict that could tear the planet apart. Darik is no soldier. He’s no hero. Yet as war creeps closer, he’s forced to choose–run and survive, or stand and protect the fragile life he’s found. Because in a world of shifting loyalties, hidden technology, and ruthless power, even a slum boy can change the fate of everything.

I have copied it here in its entirety, to give full context to the cover, which is this:

depsidase

albva

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

thememedaddy

tallullahbonkhead

Maybe not, but the boys do love a milkshake

normal-horoscopes

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

theslowesthnery

ohhhhhh my godddddd

ellaandtheocean

Humpback whales breaching: gorgeous, majestic, graceful, embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean

Minke whales breaching: I will launch myself out of this ocean like a f***ing surface-to-air missile to seek and destroy my enemies

gallusrostromegalus

I remember an interview with a guy that did the camera work for nature documentaries and he said that baleen whales like these guys were the scariest things to shoot because “They’re the size of a train, they can suddenly appear out of nowhere in dark or murky water and they don’t make a goddamn sound. I was absolutely sure that one of them was going to hit me and well, ‘that’s all folks!’. Gave me a lot of perspective on how I handle myself when filming smaller animals now.”

a-book-of-creatures

Fin whales breaching: sea serpent

fleshdyke

levitating minke whale

plaguedocboi

Sperm whale breaching: wjaht the fuck

necronatron

I have a feeling I have already shared this, but please, take the contribution of the northern right whale dolphin.

The humble eyebrow

@flinxypie

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

the-haiku-bot

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mellointheory

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

the-haiku-bot

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

solkorolevaa

thenewborndeity

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

bunjywunjy

the haunting song of the humpback whale, transcribed lovingly onto the side of a utility trailer

guhhhhhhhhhhh

Best thing about watching my grandparents cat is that while I'm there I can rifle through the great Quilt Stash and bring out beautiful works of art to sleep under.

tallullahbonkhead

One day I would like to make something like this, it is just incredible