barley p. arley

#1 Zwei Fixer 1997 | La Manchaland apologist | PFP is by my beloved @wuthering-tempest | she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ | Discord is the same as my @

[stressedsnake]

Rb if you want all the hcs people have about you in your inbox

[barleyparley]

Always

[heartsforjaelyn]

i want need something homosexual to happen to me.

and soon as fuck!

[skarchomp]

objectively mystery inc could beat light yagami

[skarchomp]

even assuming he learns shaggy's real name and the death note works on a dog, ryuk could not kill shaggy with a heart attack. the man's immune to them. so ryuk would have to chase them down and they'd turn a corner and when he catches up to them they're decked out in juggalo makeup and berate him for being late for the show and pull him on stage where the special guest stars icp do a song and spray ryuk with faygo and when he tries to chase scooby and shaggy again he'd slip on the soda.

[cali]

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

[cali]

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[maxknightley]

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

[medievalsquire]

Squire Affirmations

I will not trip and fall down the stairs while carrying all of my knights armor again

The horses love me

I am not in love with the wizard apprentice

My knight appreciates my hard work

It is not my fault that my last three knights died horribly

[throathole]

And we shall return from whence we came.

[cholerascum]

does anyone have the one where he falls down only to get schlorped up into another slide

[devmoth]

[cholerascum]

thank god

[worldhammerer-old]

the 420 lessons of weedvec

[hollowtones]

Nerevar said, ‘I am afraid to become slipshod in my toking.’

Weedvec said, ‘Reach heaven by violently blazing glaze then.’

[worldhammerer-old]

“Do not surround yourself with bongs. Smoke your stash sparingly. Stock the halls of your holdfast with sturdy and plain men, and do not adorn your walls. Abhor flashy trick pipes. If you sit next to the sun too long, you’re likely to go blind.”

-Au Vam, 15 Ways of Toking

[byjove]

when you think about it, unleashing a plague of frogs is fucking hilarious

[lokaror]

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

[pukicho]

You won't believe me when I say this, but one color, plus another color, equals another color

[someone-official]

Inspiring words. What about numbers?

[pukicho]

Numbers? I'll leave that wacky shit to bigwigs up at Harvard

[totally-cis-offical]

I beam matrices directly into your brain

[gordonfreemanisaleafproven]

(*in "Half Life" Scientist voice lines*) MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?...,,, STAHP!!! NOU!!!! DARGH!!!!!! STAHP!!!!!!

(*suddenly morphs into a Male Rebel from "Half Life 2" and screams in fear*)

NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOO!! (*opening sting to "Live and Learn" followed by "Half Life 2" ragdoll sound effects*)

[gordonfreemanisaleafproven]

here's an audio version of this post btw

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[kris-from-undertale]

a detour into the Team Fortress 2 class select menu??

[gordonfreemanisaleafproven]

that's supposed to be the "morphs into Male Rebel" part. had no other idea on how to show it through audio

[kris-from-undertale]

i would have straight up faded a HL1 scream into a HL2 scream and then played the "no, no!"

[gordonfreemanisaleafproven]

yeah that could have

worked

[byjove]

re: last night’s Incident

if you ever see me post an AI generated image, please assume it is because I am fucking stupid and not because I support and use generative AI. the search results on many search engines and picture sharing websites are absolutely infested with AI and I do my very best to avoid AI generated images but there is always the possibility that I will not notice because, again, I am not terribly observant and I don’t have good eyesight. I know it is frustrating and I know it is my responsibility to look into the image source but things will slip through the cracks, please inform me instead of assuming I know

[ladyofthebookcase]

i dont have a caption for this. it's wednesday.

[masterpost]

[aethervampyr]

if they played ffxiv i think evernight would be a drk and march well iwas going to make her a bard but i realised she would probably be a gposer and a housing enthusiast

[gamerkrillslair]

going to see backrooms with my sister and a fucking spider fell out of my wallet when I went to pay for tickets my life is an awesome cartoon

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]