barley p. arley

#1 Zwei Fixer 1997 | La Manchaland apologist | PFP is by my beloved @wuthering-tempest | she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ | Discord is the same as my @

[stressedsnake]

Rb if you want all the hcs people have about you in your inbox

[barleyparley]

Always

[velkavelkavelka]

The result of a joke taken too far, my original Umamusume OC 'Wordle in Four'.

The origins:

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bpwpbshika]

[peri]

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

[deltaomicronfive]

Stop reconsuming your trauma in media and again wondering why it repeats in your life and people see it as synonym with you.

[machikane-evilhauser]

Couldn't find the deedee megadoodoo video so I found it on yt and am posting it here for archival purposes

[everythingfox]

“A Boar and some Boarlings out for a stroll”

(via)

[barleyparley]

@shinkai-kaiju

[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

[kilncreatures]

they are very small. and they're having an urgent meeting about it

[balile]

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[ostolero]

princess, please conserve your ammunition

[monsterpotion]

#the gatling princess doesn't concern herself with the words of commoners

[strayknight]

i think cars should be alive like animals and they should choose their companion instead of the other way around. and it should be a matter of mutual respect and trust as you will trust that the big heavy metal beast will not kill you and the car trusts that you will guide it safely. it should be like how to train your dragon or something. i think this will solve the issue of careless SUV drivers.

[strayknight]

"oh what if i get choosen by a stupid ugly car when i wanted something cool" there are hundreds of childrens coming of age movies about being assigned a role or a something and the protagonist hating it until they go on an adventure and learn to appreciate that which they have. it happened to tinkerbell and its going to happen to you when you go on your epic emotional adventure with your fiat multipla.

[strayknight]

on the eve of gaining your licence your car will find you. we dont know how they can sense this but they do. it doesnt matter if you get your licence at 17 or 57 your carpanion (car companion) will find you and you must accept them as you are now intrinsically connected to one another and gain a full in-depth understanding of the vehicle. the car will sometimes reflect your own traits. sometimes it will contrast them. but either way you work together as one. its like the average horse girl fantasy but translated to horsepower.

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[assignedcomfortperson]

are we entering a new, "sleepy" kind of economy? girls who are sleepy may soon find themselves richer than kings

[athenap-wow]

Bummer.

[krafterwrites]

I don't really care about Pokemon, but I can't not share this clip after seeing it

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[flightsofwonder]

why does this have 85K notes

[randomslasher]

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

[comikbook]

thinking about egregious dykery deltarune tweet