im a huge jackass

[sacred-portal]

[pharmacommissar]

you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter

what

[contemptible-scoundrel]

youve been a bad gamer. mommy is going to pwn you now

[dogpuppy]

[griffonatrix]

this feels like some shit i would have photoshopped but it's real

[kaban-bang]

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[lakevida]

not sure how much more i can take of this specific book being advertised to me but the hook did grab me this time

[piles-of-dust-and-gay]

[konoko]

god, your worst warrior needs money

[konoko]

god, your worst warrior needs money

[jamesbitchjames]

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

[antiandrogen]

i was so scared this was lost in history

[killmongersgurl]

this was me before my girlfriend saved me.

[pjackk]

In one episode Elaine became Goerge

[dogpuppy]

[witch-breaker]

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[strawmanfallacy]

Is that good

[wallsocketbyunderscores]

good enough!