Toph: Rich people should get robbed at least once a week
Aang: Why?
Toph: Builds character.
Aang: But Toph your parents are rich.
Toph: Did I fuckign stutter
Aang: (->:^O)
Zuko: She’s right.
Aang: But your family is -
Zuko: That’s how I know.
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Toph: Rich people should get robbed at least once a week
Aang: Why?
Toph: Builds character.
Aang: But Toph your parents are rich.
Toph: Did I fuckign stutter
Aang: (->:^O)
Zuko: She’s right.
Aang: But your family is -
Zuko: That’s how I know.
please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet
mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ
the transcription is 100% accurate and yet still doesn’t do it justice somehow
‘Knives Out’ Cast & Director Roundtable: Chris Evans, Daniel Craig & More.
my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:
The wife:
The mom:
out of context this line is almost unbearably funny to me and idk why
my poor friends & family: will you PLEASE shut up about the lord of the rings and talk about something else for once in your life
me, annoying and determined:
i’m too soft of a bitch to have lived when love letters were common practice. i’d get One and go lay down by a river and my friends would be like “what’s wrong?” and i’d be like “my friends, i’ve fallen ill”
*Gordon Ramsey voice*
Finally, a good f**king meme
It’s been 84 years since I saw a meme this good
As a Scottish person living in England I feel this on a personal level, when people say shit like “well it’s not the genuine asylum seekers I’m bothered by, it’s the people who just move here to get a better job and take advantage of our welfare system” and I’m like “Mate, I literally moved 500 miles south to a different country just to get a better job and better weather, if you’re going to hate on anyone for that hate on me.”
Then they try to back-track and say things like “Well you already speak perfect English so it’s fine” and I’m like “My grandma didn’t speak very good English when my grandparents settled in the UK from Finland, what are you trying to say?”
And they’re like “Well I’m sure you’re grandparents had useful jobs and weren’t just sponging off the system.” like… nah, my grandma mended clothes and my grandad sold garden sheds, they weren’t exactly brain surgeons
“But they…” just admit it, it’s not white immigrants that bother you, I doubt Americans go on marches protesting the Canadian undergrad students who overstay their visas or all the germans and scandinavians who just rocked up in the Midwest one day and decided to call it their own.
This was how I finally started to understand white privilege.
doctors in the 19th century really were like maam i diagnose you with woman
Doctors today are still really like ma'am I diagnose you with woman
This post honestly keeps getting better
How many horsepower is 1 horse?
Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same
the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower
gay people: historically, we’ve always existed.
the cishets: *shit themselves in confusion*
hey guys whats up
how’d you make a blank post?
you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.
please tell me
This is the most hilarious thing to see on mobile.
lizzo out here doing the lord’s work:
sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it
me, thinking abt trans women and all they have done for the lgbt community:
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜