done

[weirdmageddon]

[cowardly-bisexual]

i’ve been thinking a lot about how most of these new sexuality labels are created by very young and inexperienced people who seem to be under the impression that the whole world is hypersexual 

and i’m not sure why exactly that is but it genuinely seems that these people think that everyone in the world is experiencing sexual attraction and down to fuck at all times to the point where they are convinced that “i need to have an emotional bond with people before i consider them that way” and “i’m attracted to people for their personalities” are weird minority experiences that deserve special labels

[clubpenguinkiller]

This image is all wrong . Whoever made it doesnt know them like i do

[clubpenguinkiller]

First off I don’t think any of them would invest in crypto at all i think the episode would start with all of them talking about how crypto is a scam and stupid and that anyone who buys it is dumb as rocks. And then they would start a scheme to try and make their own coin to scam people & frank would fund it initially. and then they would get pissed when no one buys but then frank strikes a deal with someone weird and sells the rights to it completely without them knowing and gets a ton of money from it. Then they would turn on thr news at the end of the day and find that the guy who frank sold it to made it big and is making millions from it. And dee would say Gaad damnit like she does and the episode would end with them talking about how crypto is stupid and a scam.

[clubpenguinkiller]

Everyone in the notes saying all the guys would buy NFTS and dee would be the only one who wouldnt buy them. ARE WRONG. Dee would think theyre cool and try to get everyone to buy one and dennis would mock her and get charlie and mac to join in. They would right click her nft and save it leaving her bewildered and angry that she wasted her money and she keeps desperately trying to justify buying it. And then dennis would say shut up bird and then they would go back to fighting with people on a fake website who were going to invest in their shitcoin but backed out & dennis’ forehead vein pops out and mac tries to give him a shoulder massage but he gets slapped away

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

another cock in the murder machine. they say that peenagers scare the living dick out of me

y'all just give me posts at this point. I don't even have to write my own joke anymore

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

Hell world

[homoslovenc]

capitalism ruined art and entertainment

[notlostonanadventure]

Keep reblogging this it’s shaming them into prolonging shows

[underdog1224557]

this bums me out

[doomy]

i say this a lot but this is what people mean when they say capitalism is efficient. it is very efficient in a really terrible way.

[bgm05]

diehard Sims fans have their priorities backwards, like EA will announce something like “in this new expansion your sims will be able to go to the moon!!” and they’ll all be like Fuck that shit no one wants to do that. Listen to your fans… what we all want is a Salt and Pepper Shaker item so our sims can put sald and pepper on their food

[nflstreet]

[ruckie-maudlin]

[3ueueb47473hd82j]

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

[fratricide]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

spore has one of the funniest receptions of any video game imagine literally any other game having its entire fanbase go "yeah 60% +/- 20% of this game completely fucking sucks. the part i like is pretty fun though. this game rules"

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

oh fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

[thyrell]

thats a cool symbol so i drew jesus being crucified on it i hope u dont mind

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

[skeletalroses]

What We Do in the Smithsonian

[internet-sentences]

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Hey, it’s my post. Yeah this is true

[internet-sentences]

love your blog and want to hang out with your harpy!self

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I was completely bald, and cold all the time. I couldn’t fly without wetting my wings with my own saliva, so it could freeze in the winter environment we lived in. Niall had weak genes, which he made up for in battle prowess. My genes were entirely his own, as he had the unique mutation to create eggs within himself asexually. However as a trade-off the genetics were weaker and his offspring, such as myself, lived much shorter and were also infertile. 

[internet-sentences]

Parthenogenesis… amazing

[relelvance]

Our father who jops in heaven, jumping be thy pops

[stereocyon]

just got hit by a meteor and survived. #girl

[creolesasuke]

Mon Dieu les filles sur Tumblr reblogguent encore de petits hommes blancs 😂

[gwyoi]

cus when we sneezing and coughing we snoughing.

[sam1tron]

bringing back a classic