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[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[catchymemes]

[swedishjazz]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[speedlimit15]

[teathattast]

[cosmogynous]

[medievaljournalist]

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

[angelicguy]

what did you call it? bust a nut squash? what the fuck is wrong with you man, what is fucking *shoves you* what the fuck is wrong with you? *i have you by the collar and you finally repeat what you said which was "butternut squash"* oh my god. Dude im so sorry. eyes welling with tears im so sorry man im so sorry

[svartibaldur]

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[zsnes]

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[sm64mario]

[sandmandaddy69]

[noctude]

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

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[dogpuppy]