barry

23, he/she/it. interests sideblog is @barrygeuse

[hypersfixation]

Hey, don't cry. Hot 50+ year old men wearing tight shirts, okay?

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[lolt64]

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

[hungwy]

I don't think it's impressive to have rare private books. I think it's gollumlike and sad

[cheaphalloweencostume]

type of shit guys with no exquisite and exotic tomes are saying all the time btw

[tau1tvec]

Food for some of my non-human Miis.

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[corruptimles]

theres no spider pet in the game so this is what i gave my annabelle mii

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[i-give-you-a-fish]

May I have a silly looking fish please :)

You get an Eastern Mosquitofish

Gambusia holbrooki

[princessmo]

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[ot3]

every time i have to relearn that being disabled means not being able to do all of the stuff other people can i get so pissed. you mean its just like this forever? i want to do stuff...

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[orpheusilver]

man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality