[work in progress]

about as well adjusted as emily dickinson 20s

[hollowmaison]

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[hr-rep]

Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.

[hr-rep]

@persimmony-snicket EXACTLYYYY

[fleursfairies]

people acting like holmes and watson havent been shipped since the beginning of time

[fairycosmos]

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

[janistarred]

Maybe I should get back on my Sherlock Holmes bullshit

[have-you-been-here]

Musée Des Beaux Arts, Montréal, Québec, Canada

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Voting ended onJul 12

[theavalerion]

was anyone going to tell me that ilya rozanov was originally quicksilver or was i just going to have to read the game changer book while referencing the original fic in order to figure it out myself

[graceebooks]

david watching ilya and shane at the all star game: which could mean nothing

[funfettitoonz]

alan alda: hawkeye wake up. i get to write an episode.. you know what that means. its time for me to put you in the torture chamber again

[darlingofdots]

people who definitely know that Hollander and/or Rozanov have A Thing With A Man (of variably certain identity):

various dentists

hotel housekeeping staff

the kid who works late shifts at the drugstore where Ilya buys condoms (often) and lube (less often)

cleaners and laundry service employees

a kid on vacation with his parents in Vegas bored out of his mind because he's 14 and not allowed in the bars or casinos at their hotel and he's really hitting the grumpy teenager phase so he's pissed at his parents because he wanted to go birdwatching in the desert and instead he's on the hotel roof at night pointing his sick-ass binoculars (which he bought himself with money he earned by mowing their neighbours' lawns for a year) at the surrounding buildings and oh look there's two people making out on that rooftop terrace—wait, isn't that the guy from the Rolex ads?

Janice at the grocery store closest to the Hollander cottages who knows damn well that "David's boy" doesn't eat Nutella

the Voyageurs' nutritionist knows Hollander is fucking someone working for the Bears because he might not log it as sex but even Hollander doesn't actually do extra cardio after a game

employee at an airport phone repair kiosk in Chicago who was checking Ilya’s battery specs when "Jane" texted him "If I win you suck my dick first"

one of the parents at Game Changers Hockey Camp who is a couple's counsellor and a bit too good at her job

Gerry (78) three doors down from the Hollanders who has lived in his house since he was born and has made it his solemn duty to know everything that goes on in his neighbourhood

the owner of the bespoke jeweller's shop once Shane Hollander purchases the second ring, which is identical to the first, and a plain gold chain

the apprentice of the bespoke jeweller's shop a week before that when he recognises the ring he watched his boss make for Shane Hollander sitting on Ilya Rozanov's bare chest in a post-game interview on TV

[theavalerion]

okay so like i fear we are queerbaiting at this point

[theavalerion]

nothing like having your boss come over and ask how you’re doing when you’re feeling [redacted]

[thedownfallofamericapart2]

Do people know about public libraries. Do people know how much stuff is there

[cuppydogshane]

also im sorry that youve never had an emotionally intense friendship that confused other people including you and the other person. its really thrilling. hope you can experience it some day

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted