Unmitigated Disaster

43 year old Scotsman living in England ... geek, nerd, metalhead, car fan, beer lover.

[barrythetimesprout]

Watched Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog yesterday, and Avengers and Serenity today ... this had to be made ...

[marsapartment]

I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

[magnetoeisenhardt]

Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.

[libraryoftheancients]

Robin would just have Heelys

[kitzatara]

I’m delighted to tell you that you’re 100% right and it’s canon to this movie

[damianwaynerocks]

THE GIF

[hybridcalisthenics]

You CAN do deep squats, my friend!

[soyala04]

I’ve seen a few of this guys vids (the pullup one most recently) floating around now and i cannot tell you how much i love them.

there’s so much emphasis on getting in shape and exercising, but it all just assumes that everyone can already do these exercises to begin with.

you need to build up your body’s muscles first and i will forever rage that PE/Gym class never teaches kids how

this man’s a pure blessing for breaking these exercises down to easier steps

[ekwallace]

This guy is so great! Even the easiest levels of exercises have notes about how to modify them if they’re still too difficult.

[programaticallydelicious]

This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

[spadedfox-deactivated20230116]

spreading these occasionally would be nice…

[justawriterinprogress-deactivat]

As someone with major anxiety who can’t fucking stop themself from scrolling, i appreciate posts like this

[useless-englandfacts]

johnson doesn’t want to close primary schools because he doesn’t want to be seen to u-turn

keir starmer doesn’t want to alienate voters by having an actual opinion on literally anything

these two are playing PR politics with people’s lives at a time when the line on the covid infection rates graph is practically vertical?

[useless-englandfacts]

just so we’re all aware of what this looks like

[jaubaius]

She looks like a good mama

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dutchster]

[robynjaja]

This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read

[hungoverandhard-up-blog]

I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.

[elevenscupcake]

This is so cute and inspirational I love it

[patrochilles-or-bust]

This was something Tohru said in Fruits Basket, that it’s the plum on your back

[dope-kulture]

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

🐐🐐🐐

[iamnotjody]

G.O.A.T

[dontforgettheclit]

wtf

[supervirgin]

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

[shmeards]

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

i love that victory slide

[applied-moths]

Are we gonna pretend he didn’t just banish that helmet from this dimension on camera??

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

He sent it to the fucking shadow realm

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

Also - notice after he rips the helmet off, his hair is soaked in sweat. This looks effortless, but the degree of strength and athleticism it takes is UNREAL.

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

i’m the opposite of ‘i liked it before it became popular’ i only discover new things to like once they’re not popular anymore

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

me: so i’m starting to get into this new thing

the new thing: a 10 years old videogame or st like that

[barrythetimesprout]

Hello, it's me

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[whosthewhatnow]

HAPPY WEEKEND! FRIDAY FOLLOWER SHOUT OUT:

chancellorofcorgis

gozerthedestructor

lizardlost

[whosthewhatnow]

HAPPY WEEKEND! FRIDAY FOLLOWER SHOUT OUT:

majesticanteater

goblintofu

homicidalseapig

[anarchblr]

Is there any good news today?

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Lots and lots!

The happy broadcast

[anarchblr]

Oh thank fuck

[zip-a-dee-lady]

Water from Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean. Scooped out of the ride in summer of 2010. The bottle was all the way full, and it now almost halfway gone. As of today, it still smells.

For yohoyohoadisneylifeforme

[zip-a-dee-lady]

My Pirates water is almost completely gone, down to about ¼ of the bottle :/

[moontouched-moogle]

stop drinking the pirate water

[zip-a-dee-lady]

Sorry it’s good and it heals me

[zip-a-dee-lady]

I hate this post so goddamn much. I cannot believe how many of you think I actually drank the water. I hope when it all evaporates away that this post goes with it.

[zip-a-dee-lady]

Guess what assholes

[karlmarxbongrip]

2020 really taking everything from us huh 😔

[zip-a-dee-lady]

I am sad (happy) to report: my water has officially 100% dried up. Which means it’s time for this post to die along with it.

[melthehoneybee]

Imagine saying the water dried up as if you didn’t drink it

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you’re  a joyless communist

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Buy Tony’s Chocolonely Slave-free Chocolate. Fuck Nestle.

[aimmyarrowshigh]

There’s a whole movement of ethical, slave-free chocolate companies, and the advocates who work to track the legal battle to make ALL chocolate slave-free, worldwide, at http://www.slavefreechocolate.org

You can see the current (2020) list of slave-free chocolate companies on their website at http://www.slavefreechocolate.org/ethical-chocolate-companies, or below if you don’t click links:

Aloha Feels Chocolate  

Alma Chocolate            

Alter Eco Chocolate

Amano Chocolate        

Askinoise Chocolate    

The Beach Chocolate Factory

Belicious                        

Black Mountain Chocolate

Cacaoteca

Cacao Medium

Caribeans Chocolate

Castronovo Chocolate      

Choquiero Chocolate      

ChoCoaque Chocolates

Chocolate and Love

Chocolate Cartel              

Chocolat Celeste

Chocolate Tree  

Chocolate Troubadour      

Choconat        

COCO Chocolate    

Compartes Chocolates      

Dandelion Chocolate        

Dark Forest Chocolate      

Denman Island Chocolate

Dick Taylor Craft Chocolate  

Diego’s Chocolate              

Divine Chocolate Co.        

Eating Evolved                  

Eat Your Hat        

Eclipse Chocolate                

El Ceibo                            

The Endangered Species    

Endorfin Foods                  

Enliven Cocoa                    

ENNA Chocolate                

Equal Exchange                  

Fairafric            

Fine and Raw Chocolate    

Fire Fly Chocolate                  

Forever Cocoa          

Fresco Chocolate            

Fruition Chocolate          

Gayleen’s Decadence    

GEPA Chocolate          

Giddy Yo Yo                  

Grenada Chocolate Company  

Grocer’s Daughter Chocolate

Guittard                            

Habitual Chocolate    

Hilo Shark Chocolate    

HNINA Gourmet            

Hogarth Chocolate  

Honest  Chocolate  

Hooray  Tuffles        

Indi Chocolate      

L.A. Burdick Chocolates

La Iguana Chocolate  

La Siembra Cooperative  

Lillie Belle Farms          

Madecasse                

Maverick Chocolate Company

Mayan Monkey    

Mayordomo        

Mexican Arabica Bean Company-Wholesale            

Mia Chocolate        

Montezuma’s Chocolates  

Nayah Amazon Chocolates  

Neary Nógs              

Newman’s Own Organics  

PARRÉ Chocolat          

Pasha Chocolate        

Purdy’s Chocolate      

Omanahene Cocoa Bean Company

Ombar                        

OpuLux Fair Trade Chocolate

Original Hawaiian Chocolate

Parliament Chocolate            

Montevérgine                

Patric Chocolate                

Plamil Organic Chocolate  

Potomac Chocolate            

Pure Lovin’ Chocolate        

Raaka Chocolate                  

Rain Republic                  

Rapunzel Pure Organics  

Ritual Chocolate              

River Seas Chocolate      

Samaritan Xocolata      

Sappho Chocolates            

Seed & Bean Chocolate        

Shaman Chocolates            

Sibú Chocolate            

Solkiki Chocolate         

 Sweet Impact Chocolate    

Taza Chocolate                  

Terra Nostra Organic        

Terroir Chocolate                

TCHO                                

The Xocolate Bar                

Theo Chocolate                  

The Original Chocolate Bar

Tobago Estate Chocolate  

TONY’S CHOCOLONELY 

Truffle Pig Chocolates    

Twenty-Four Blackbirds Chocolate

Valrhona Chocolate

Videri Chocolate Factory

Viva Cacao   Can

Vivani Chocolate        

Vosges                      

Wei of Chocolate      

Xocolatl Chocolate  

Zaks Chocolate        

Zotter   

Nestle’s net worth as of today is 10.46 BILLION dollars.

The largest, most prosperous of these slave-free chocolate companies (Vosges, which is also a female-owned corp if that matters to you!) is worth… $100 million.

That means that Nestle has $10,360,000,000 more dollars with which to pay its employees, INCLUDING AND ESPECIALLY the cacao farmers who are the backbone of their entire industry.

If all of these companies worth LITERAL BILLIONS OF DOLLARS less than Nestle can afford to be slave-free, so can fucking Nestle.

[trash-kidt]

yooooo

[lamafeeling]

Some of y’all really think racism in America looks like this:

When it really looks like this

[lamafeeling]

You are not exempt from racism just because your country’s version is not the same as ours

[molothoo]

Oh def reblogging this version