damian wayne stan

[twoshortswords]

Some of Tim's inner monologue in Red Robin, beccause I feel like too many people forget what hell he went through to save Bruce. When I read it, all I had in my head was “He's one mental breakdown away from going super villain, or ending it all.”

[damianwaynerocks]

will never get over how in death in the family, bruce benched jason for his reckless behavior and bruce yelled at jason “you have to have you head screwed on right for this kind of work.” im like sir ur dressing as a bat and going out at night to fight crime like im gonna have to disagree with you there

[deadchannelradio]

I know damian is overinvolved with dick’s gym job i know he’s emailing dick’s manager like hello. This is damian wayne. You are severely underpaying my older brother richard grayson. He is an Olympic level athlete teaching at your gym for (real actual numbers that hes researched) less than he could be making at a gym more suited to his skill level. Rectify this immediately.

What damian wants is for dick to have a nicer apartment and a new car mostly a new car. However dick likes his shitty apartment and the honda is 100% paid off and he Loves that thing he’ll be buried with it. Dick is picking damian up from his high school graduation in that thing. It’s already a decade old. He spray painted it blue when he got it (it was kind of a taupe color) and he’s not willing to physically or emotionally or monetarily go through the process of purchasing a car and then spray paint again. Damian Hates it he prays for the downfall of the honda he’s tried to figure out if he has matilda mind powers in that thing trying to total it with his mind. Dick keeps putting bumper stickers on it that say like MY CHILD IS A GOTHAM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GRADUATE! Damian tries to like convince him to remove them and starts sharing factoids about why you shouldnt personalize childrens items or have bumper stickers stating facts about your kids because predators can read it and use the knowledge to convince kids to get in a car with them and dick says “if you get into a car with a stranger both you and the stranger deserve whatever you do to each other” c tier parenting moment. He wakes up in the middle of the night later in a cold sweat and barges into Damian’s room and is like NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS IF A STRANGER HURTS YOU IN ANY WAY I WILL NOT BLAME YOU OKAY. YOU WONT DESERVE IT. NOBODY DESERVES TO BE HURT. and damian (woke up from a dead sleep) is like get out of my room before i KILL YOU. C tier day all around.

[incorrectbatfam]

Vicky Vale: Is Batman the best hero in the world?

Damian: He's not even the best hero in the Batcave.

[unfuckablebogtroll]

This Superman is such a sweetie. He’s kind to the robots. He makes his girlfriend breakfast for dinner. He pretends he doesn’t care what social media thinks of him but gets genuinely upset over juvenile name calling. He tortured a despot with a cactus but the spines “weren’t that big.” He tries to capture the giant monster alive. He loves people and does his best to help them and he’s not an idiot he knows people are complicated, but he’s genuinely heartbroken when they turn on him. The idea of him having a harem is utterly ridiculous. He loses it over a pain-in-the-ass dog. He makes fun of the despot for pissing his pants. He wept at seeing an innocent man murdered. His open devastation over Mali’s murder is part of what brings Metamorpho to take the risk of helping him. He saves that weird baby. He saves a squirrel. He not only would not fuck his clone, he killed him. He makes that shithead Lex cry. His flirting with Lois is so swagless and unsubtle that her boss immediately clocks that they’re together. He loves his parents. He’s good all the way down, not because he was born that way but because he chooses to be.

[ananasinus]

Bruce Wayne has been secretly joining all the tea parties thrown by the mothers in Dick's class. He just woke up yesterday with an injured child acrobat in the next room and he needs some guidance. So he's taking this on as part of his new routine. The ladies of the tea party? absolutely adore him.

Linda: Yeah, so I said "No, honey, you can't break the rules we've set. I have to keep my word and you have to keep yours." So I had to ground him for a week.

Bruce, writing down intently: And what did he say?

Linda, fully aware that she is raising the parent in this man: He got upset and slammed doors and threw a bit of a tantrum, but then that evening he apologized for his behavior and we cuddled on the couch and talked about our feelings.

Bruce: Oh.

(Fifteen years later, when Damian enters the academy, he is the head of the tea party and he is the one giving the advice. His children will never know.)

[soap-for-birds]

Damian is still a child guys

[papayafromtv]

im going to combust actually

[remcadll]

New Jersey Psycho

[damianwaynerocks]

james gunn said batman is his biggest issue in all of dc.

me too, buddy

[scintillyyy]

in my heart of hearts i do think that as a kid tim had bad luck in that every time his parents took him to the opera he would be like "please let this be the day the penguin decides to hold the entire audience of la traviata hostage and i get to be saved by batman and robin" to himself and it would not happen but inevitably the very next day on the 10 o'clock news it's breaking "no tragic ending for these operagoers! batman and robin save the day when mr. freeze tries to encase the entire gotham opera house in ice" and he's just there trying not to scream in frustration while his dad crosses his legs in his recliner chair and turns a page in his newspaper and chortles, saying "jeez we picked a perfect day to go, didn't we janet? one day later and we might've become the gotham city ice mummies" and tim gets upset because he should have become an ice mummy and janet has to be like "oh, darling, there's nothing to be scared of, mom and dad won't let anything like that ever happen to you" but he wants it to happen so bad. please, mad hatter. kidnap him. just once. that's all he asks for. just once.

[batfam-belfry]

Robin really tried to guess Anarky's password with anarchists' names and then said, "wait a second, Anarky is an idiot!" And then correctly guessed that the password was password

[mordenandmerry]

You guys don’t know how funny Jason and Dick’s interactions were when they were Robin and Nightwing, respectively. Dick would really just randomly show up while Jason was on patrol and say some cryptid shit about his personal regrets and then just fuck off.

[goldfishinaplasticbag]

jason todd for a very generous donor via @dcforgaza! i couldn’t help myself when i heard this audio—instantly knew i had to make an animatic lol

[goldfishinaplasticbag]

twitter asked for “any chance of more jason todd” so this is what you’re getting

[altamont498]

"I asked ChatGPT" OK well I ran it through the Bat Computer and it looks like Mr. Freeze is hiding out in the abandoned ice cream factory.

[drakefeathers]

being dick grayson must be exhausting because every other week you have to rush off to gotham and march down to the cave and talk bruce out of whatever angsty nonsense he’s dealing with at the moment and be his emotional support eldest son :/

like that time that clark’s powers transferred to bruce and he was all corrupted by them and dick tried to talk him down and got the absolute shit beaten out of him :( truly a thankless job

[drakefeathers]

tim/alfred/clark/etc: dick please come help, bruce is doing some self-destructive bullshit and won’t talk to anyone and we need to convince him to stop

dick:

[seekingxanadu]

Sometimes Tumblr speaks God’s truth and I love it.

[justrandomtrashes]

Damian, don't drop crumbs, okay?