Mentally I’ll Raccon

Barty Crouch Jr RP blog!!! Evan my love<3

[ezkel-deactivated20250913]

Regulus 100% says things out of context about James to make him sound bad, because he thinks it's funny.

[barty-bat-crouchjr]

“Oh, my boyfriend likes to make sure I can’t contact my family.” -Regulus at some point

[chipsofstars]

@the-jason-todd-impreganator i was bored and made something stupid

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

XHSINBEGSIJSBWUSJBSUWJGSFZINSGWIWVS Lore accurate.

Moots, get it to 10k.

[alwaystightrope]

im not done with barty being an absolute idiot for evan but not realising it

[barty-bat-crouchjr]

Hey, come on. I wasn’t that bad

[i-still-feel-like-the-classclown]

Oh, btw guys, Evan and Barty constantly fight over whether to listen to Cigarettes After Sex or The Neighborhood

Barty wants cigarettes after sex bc it’s Evan’s fav band and Evans wants The neighborhood bc it’s Barty’s fav band

[barty-bat-crouchjr]

… ROSIE?!?!??!!??

[ashes-to-ashesxx]

I know Barty is canonically blonde but can we not have the best of both worlds and say one day in 4th year he decided he couldn't spend another second looking exactly like his father so he got a bunch of black and green dye and just went nuts with it?

[speak-up-i-know-you-hate-me]

He’s canonically what

[noblehouseofgay]

Blonde barty scares me idc

[barty-bat-crouchjr]

Yeah, blonde only fits Evan imo. And Dorcas’ girl. That McKinnon chick.

[rat-boy-thoghts]

Rosekiller girl dads

Barty that almost only wears black and is coved in bad tattoos that he did when he was to younger.

Evan that has dozens of piercings bleach blond hair and a scary demeanor.

And their 6 year old daughter that is coverd in glitter has pink hair, fairy wings and a big puffy skirt

[barty-bat-crouchjr]

Yes she does and we could not be more proud.

[alwaystightrope]

[barty-bat-crouchjr]

He’s not answering!!

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Wolfstar:

"Moony?"

"Yes, Pads?"

Starchaser:

"Jamie?"

"Yes, love?"

Rosekiller:

"SKANK"

"WHAT"

[barty-bat-crouchjr]

Rosie so mean to me :(

[fuzzygreenmushrooms]

Barty and Evan are girl dads through and through.

[noblehouseofgay]

It's insane how I was thinking about girldads rosekiller 2 seconds before this popped up

[barty-bat-crouchjr]

Our daughter’s name is Diane thank you, she’s beautiful and slightly pyromanic. She’s four☺️

[lionmythflower]

Evan who says the most batshit crazy things with a straight face and Barty who says completely 200% true fun facts with a manic smile

[barty-bat-crouchjr]

Can confirm 👍🏼👍🏼

[alwaystightrope]

[barty-bat-crouchjr]

Great question Rosie. I’d ask you if you wanna find out but I know that you aren’t exactly into that.

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Asexual Evan is really growing on me

[barty-bat-crouchjr]

Well yes, he is. Aren’t you, Rosie?

[redandgreyscale]

Barty: Actually cannibalism is legal in a lot of countries, it's just that most ways of acquiring human flesh or organs are illegal.

Marauders:

Skittles:

Evan, smiling: Keep going, honey.

Barty: so technically if someone agreed to it in a legal way, you could eat them.

Marauders, terrified:

Skittles, not surprised:

Evan: I know what we're doing next week.

[barty-bat-crouchjr]

:))))

[deswhomst]

[barty-bat-crouchjr]

Like what are y’all even on?

[untitled30218]

i love sirius crashing out about jegulus but hear me out

barty crashing out about jegulus

[barty-bat-crouchjr]

I’m still pissed by the way. It seems Potter’s been making him pretty happy but for fuck’s sake Reg, really? Not even a Ravenclaw but the literal Gryffindor golden boy James fucking Potter🙄 Evan told me to be more reasonable about it so I’m trying. Good for them I guess? Whatever floats our Reggie’s boat 😒

[the-river-nyx]

Ten year old Regulus Black who thinks that no one could ever love him more than Sirius.

Eleven year old Regulus Black who thinks no one could ever love him more than Walburga and Orian.

Twelve year old Regulus Black who thinks no one could ever love him more than Evan.

Thirteen year old Regulus Black who thinks no one could ever love him more than Pandora, Dorcas, Barty and Even.

Fifteen year old Regulus Black who thinks no one could ever love him more than Barty.

Sixteen year old Regulus Black who thinks no one could ever love him more than James.

Seventeen year old Regulus Black who thinks no one could ever love him.

[noblehouseofgay]

Rip Barty Crouch Jr you would've loved telling first years to spell icup

[barty-bat-crouchjr]

Heh… can confirm😈😈