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Juno | 23 | he/she | this fandom doesn't know peace and neither do I

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Intro post !!

Hi everyone! Welcome to the mess that is this blog (and my brain) <3

✦ About me!

Call me Juno / Red, whatever suits your taste ✨ 23, he/she, non binary, bisexual and autistic.

main acc: @yxxnsea

you will find nsfw content in here, minors dni.

> I do not support JKR in any way shape of form and if you do, get out. I will not tolerate transphobia, homophobia, racism, ableism or any other hate on my posts. You will be blocked, this is a safe space for everyone.

> asks: feel free to leave anything like writing ideas, questions you have about my opinion on anything, any kind of message really, I have a ton of fun with it! Just know I won't answer if it makes me uncomfortable (so nothing about incest, rape or pedophilia) but I'm comfortable with almost every kink and ship.

✦ Rosekiller microfics < following bipolar Barty / asexual Evan, in order of posting so you can see my thought process.

✦ Things I'll be posting: mostly marauders content, prompts, art, microfics (maybe I'll write a decent fic one day who knows). Also feel free to grab any au ideas I post and write something with it!! if you do, tag me so I can see ^^

✦ Fav ships: Rosekiller (!!!), Jegulus, Wolfstar, Dorlene, and literally anything involving Barty, Sirius or Lily. They're my personal whores I'll ship them with everyone! Remus is my fav loser so count him on that too.

✦ Tagging system:

> find art under #redandgreyscale art

Please do NOT repost my art anywhere.

> me going yap yap about non fandom things on #redandgreyscale rambles

> responses to asks on #redandgreyscale answers

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Just had a mental breakdown over how much stuff I have to do and how little time I have, someone end my suffering I just want to write about silly gay wizards

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chubby Lily Evans, curvy Lily Evans, Lily Evans with big boobs, Lily Evans with a tummy pouch, Lily Evans with a huge ass, Lily Evans with a round face shape, Lily Evans with thick thighs and stretch marks…Yes.

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take ur time <3 wishing u + ur partner well <3

Thank u!! They're thankfully doing better because antidepressants work!! But yeah I'm here less time than I would like :')

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working a boring normal job until I have enough money to open a sex shop with handmade dildos (bad dragon kinda stuff)

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“A dog. A bloody dog…”

Barty paced the length of his cell, fingers drumming against the iron bars as he shot Sirius the occasional glance.

“Yep…” Sirius snorted, voice rough from disuse. “James was a stag. Wormtail... well, he turned out to be a rat. Should’ve seen that one coming.”

“And Lupin?” Barty stopped, gripping his cell door with both hands. His eyes gleamed with interest.

Sirius didn’t answer. He just lowered his gaze to the stone floor, jaw tightening.

Barty’s grin spread slowly. “So it’s true, then. We heard rumors. Makes sense, really… you lot becoming Animagi. All to protect a wolf.”

Sirius met his eyes at last, cold and unblinking.

“Relax,” Barty said with a low chuckle. “I won’t tell anyone. There’s no one left to tell.”

“I worry about him,” Sirius murmured, a deep frown settling between his brows. “All these years without us… without me. Every full moon... Merlin, it kills me wondering what he’s going through.”

Barty’s gaze swept over him, assessing, sharp. “You love him.”

“Of course I do.” Sirius scoffed, but the sound was hollow. “Doesn’t matter, though. He’ll never forgive me.”

“But you’re innocent,” Barty pressed, eyes narrowing as if trying to crack Sirius open.

“He doesn’t know that.” Sirius let out a slow, shaky breath. “And even if I got out… there’s still the implication. The shadow of it. That’s enough to ruin everything.”

“How can we get out?” Barty asked, though it wasn’t really a question. Sirius could see the calculations already lighting up behind his eyes, like gears spinning too fast, like something dangerous waking up.

Sirius swallowed. He’d always known Barty was brilliant; frighteningly so. Top marks in almost everything at Hogwarts, a mind that worked sharper and quicker than most adults’. But brilliance came tangled with something else in him, something jagged and unpredictable. The damage done by his father hadn’t created that mind, but it had certainly twisted it into something volatile.

Sirius shifted on the cold stone floor, watching Barty pace. A genius with a cracked foundation, he thought. That’s the most dangerous kind.

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tik tok and twitter realising that hating on a fanartist's FREE work can make them take it down is like seeing someone take a bite of a chilli and then complain that it's spicy.

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Regulus who has a very low sex drive because he just never found it interesting, never saw how other people were attracted to someone, then he realized he was gay and things changed. Suddenly he's feeling things he's never felt looking at women because how the hell is Barty so fucking hot? Why does Evan's face look like it's been sculpted by the gods? And why the hell does James fucking Potter look so hot doing stupid stuff?

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Barty is so smug about the fact that he got to fuck the Rosier twins and the Black brothers

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"I want my boyfriends to kiss" by Ashnikko is giving Lily with James and Regulus

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Sending love for your partner <3 depressive episodes fucking suck

Thank you <3 it's been a rough day so long but I really hope it gets better with time

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Hey if I post less it's because my partner is going through the greatest depressive episode so... Yeah you won't see me here as often for a while, but I'll eventually come back

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Evan learns soon enough the effect that calling Barty a good boy in just the right tone has.

Like, Barty could be a fucking menace that day but if Evan tells him to sit and shut up, he sits and shuts the fuck up just needing to hear it one more time. And of course Evan delivers, grabs his chin and calls him a good boy and kisses him slowly leaving him there completely stupid until a new order is given <3

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oh also!

in a highschool au, i think remus would be the designated driver for a lot of the people who couldnt get rides/couldnt drive themselves back home (especially on long nights, like during tech week) but i think sirius and james (and maybe some of the others) would pool their work/allowence (sirius and regulus are SPOILED and i will die on this hc) money for gas, because hes so kind, and his old ass car is a gas gusler.

and, please imagine, a bunch of children sitting in the back of a truck, jumping out at various times, with remus driving. c'mon, thats adorable. like, ahhhh. hes such a good person.

-vampire

Everyone surrounding Remus like "please take my money you need it more than I do" and Remus doesn't even know what to do anymore but yeah he's designated driver and everyone tries to pay him back for it one way or another <3

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oooh i had another thought.

remus obviously helps sirius with quick changes (thats His Techie.) but, sirius is a gremlin and would very much like to make out in the wings or behind the stage riiiighhtt up until he has his cue.

i can imagine remus trying to get (stage manager) james to rescue him because he has a set change in three lines and where hes supposed to enter is two lines away, but james cant really help him without revolt from sirius.

so james builds his cue list around them, if remus helps sirius with a quick change (or anything really) theres a window of designated eat eachothers faces time, before remus will need to do anything.

also maybe regulus (or lily?) grabs sirius by the scruff and pulls him off.

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I love that instead of trying to stop them from having to work with each other James just lets it happen and helps, it's very funny and honestly something he would do

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idk i just feel like barty faints sometimes

Why are we giving him all the issues? Leave my baby alone!!

No but actually this fits with the Barty having an iron deficiency hc someone shared here a while ago (I can't remember who) but yeah I like it, keep giving him the issues <3

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i have opinions that i didnt previously know i had, so. you're being subjected to them.

FAVORITE MOVIES. (vaugely time accurate and nonaccurate)

for james? starwars, a new hope. all the way hon. and in this time period? its the same<3 he likes starwars and you can pry that fact OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS, but no, you cant, becauze its SUPERGUED TO MY PALMS.

sirius? he says that its also starwars, a new hope, but actually its the old black and white silent film nosferatu. this time period? its the snow buddies movie, specifically the one with the huskeys not the santa paws one. (im. progecting. can you tell?)

peter likes any cowboy movie, but indiana jones has a special place in his heart. now? its also indiana jones, but its the second one.

remus likes the black and white superman movie (he grew up watching it,) and now he likes the lotr movies.

regulus likes pretentious art films. most of them french. and its the same in this time period, but he branches out and watches interveiw with a vampire every halloween.

barty likes The Exorsist, and in this time he likes scream 1-3.

evan likes the invisable man. BUT in this time period he has two favs. one is pulp fiction, and the other is freaky tales (you should go watch it its my fav movie its about killing nazis, and its sort of similar to pulp fiction and has kill bill vibes its soooo good im obsessed the punk girl is my no. 1 marlene fancast.)

pandora likes old disney movies, and also likes old silent horror flicks. now her fav movie is the malefecent movie, or jarrasic park.

dorcas likes 101 dalmations, its her favorite in both time periods.

lily likes footloose, and now she likes the hunger games.

im going to be so so honest. i've no fucking clue what marlene and mary would like. im ashamed of myself.

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There's so much information here I don't even know what to reply to, but!! You're so right on everything honestly, I also think the marauders would all be lotr fans and do marathons of watching everything.

Barty liking horror films hell yeah, all the skittles feel so right and the girls too, of course Lily likes the hunger games. Of course she does.