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⇢ he/him ◞ agere ﹙1 - 12﹚& petre

[basedanddogpilled]

You can call me Simon or Jamie

! not just bcs of Jamie Tartt, but bcs James is my middle name!!

I go by he/him and I'm 15 years old!

My only DNI is NSFW based accounts, otherwise i'll just block you if i don't want to interact with you! I age and pet regress (which is what this blog is mainly about) and will make moodboards, pfps or headcanons if requested! My art commissions are also open if you wanna dm about that.

I love my boyfriends very much and am a minor please dont send me weird sex dms

Making friends is my favourite thing ever, so don't be afraid to message me! I'm British (british summer time at the moment) and in school, so keep it in mind that I may not respond at certain times.

The only exception to my NSFW DNI rule is if you want to ask me to brit pick a fanfiction you're writing!! I'd be honoured, please send me your wip fanfics ❤️ but remember i might not respond immediately so sorry :(

Fandoms

- Ted Lasso ☆

- Metalocalypse ☆

- Detroit: Become Human

- Falsettos

- Supernatural

- House MD

- The Good Place

- Moral Orel

- Brokeback Mountain

- Iron Lung

- Project Hail Mary

and a whole lot more that I'll add as I remember!

[beaistiny]

Caregiver ! Pickles the Drummer <3

Mamaa mmama mama…

[darlincries]

sitting on a play mat with a tiny one, showing them different types of sensory toys — “can you tell dada what letter this is, honey?”, teaching my baby with different interactive toys to keep their attention / interest . . .

tummy time with a smaller regressor, having their favorite soft toys and books within reach, rubbing the tiny one’s back as i show them different toy animals, cooing at their adorable babbles as they try to mimic dada’s voice . . . !

monitoring my older / middle kid regressor while they’re on their game / tablet, letting them teach me how to play a certain game ,, cheering them up after i remind my kiddo that it’s almost bedtime with a bedtime story / nightly cuddles . . . — ☆

[basedanddogpilled]

Help me everyone wants to smoke but i dont wanna smoke bcs if im high im probably gonna regress fuck my fucking chungus life

[basedanddogpilled]

Help me everyone wants to smoke but i dont wanna smoke bcs if im high im probably gonna regress fuck my fucking chungus life

[afriendlylittlehobbit]

So Ryan Gosling can sing (evidence: Barbie). Markiplier can sing (evidence: ahwm and iswm).

Bloodymary karaoke nights.

Simon listening to Grace sing some shitty pop song. Simon fighting back a giggle when Grace’s voice breaks on a too-high note. Grace offering the mic to Simon, and Simon has to admit he never learned any of the old songs. Besides, he liked listening.

After a few times, Simon picks up a song Grace sung on repeat. Simon’s voice making Grace’s heart beat harder and heat creeps up his ears. Grace thinks back to Stratt singing “Sign of the Times”, but Simon keeps him from spiraling into a flashback.

Rocky doesn’t understand why they are suddenly speaking Eridian gibberish

[saintpinky]

as highly requested, simon absolutely decking jimmy in the tulpar

(bonus doodle, inspired by the comment by @dino-dancer)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[roycohn]

we need to have a conversation about how the "everyone is 12" theory of politics now doesn't only apply to conservative men who want to kick the bad guys' asses and then go home and eat a steak their bangmommy made just for them (NO VEGGIES!!!) but also to adult women who are literally afraid of other people having sex and being sexy. it's like there's been this massive regression among women in their 20s where we've gotten rid of feminism and replaced it with a new form of purity politics that requires never saying anything bad about another women unless you find a new and creative way to call her a whore. the misuse of "she caters to the male gaze" as a new form of enlightened slut shaming, labeling any woman who wears a short skirt or has sex with a man as "not a girls' girl" and "a pick me," the intense overreaction to celebrity affairs or even just shit like the summer house mess where a woman is now dating another woman's ex even though there was no overlap and the "relationship" was just kind of a situationship that fizzled but now these little girls are online demanding both people involved in the new relationship lose their jobs and not get any brand deals, the panic over mildly sexual content in literally any capacity like ads or an instagram post in a crop top, the compulsion to link everything back to the epstein files, the monthly meltdown over sex scenes on tv and in movies. everyone is 12 and AFRAID of sabrina carpenter.

[this-is-trans-joy]

everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

[this-is-trans-joy]

“Only women can—” nope. “But all men—” nah. “The divine femininity of—” gonna stop you right there. “Everyone born ama—” if you finish that sentence I’ll kill you. “Men don’t experience—” you’re wrong. “Gender isn’t real but sex is imm—” *loud incorrect buzzer*

It also goes without saying that bioessentialism inherently can’t be trans inclusive no matter how hard you try. “All men including trans men—” probably not. “This is only a woman’s issue—” is it really? “Afabs only—” why? “All trans men are like—” what? what are they like? finish the sentence i dare you.

[aesungaia]

[serious-tabaxi]

ok this level of simultaneous vague and direct psychological horror hasn't been expressed since Amnesia Was her Name

[afcroyjamie]

[zootedreg]

🍃 ⠀ 𓃮 ⠀ 420 regressor, caregiver, & flip flags ⠀ 𓂅

🚬 ノ regressor first, caregiver second, & flip third ᭪ f2u with credits𓈒

♯ — a flag for regressors, caregivers, and flips who are stoners or use weed while in their headspaces𓈒 maybe weed helps them to slip or keep them in their headspace or they're only able to regress or get into cg - mode while high𓈒 perhaps they regress involuntarily while high or perhaps they use weed as a tool to aid their headspace𓈒

@bunnelbaby : J

[basedanddogpilled]

Hey you're cool

WOOAAH HI THANK YOU I DIDNT SEE THIS OMG HI

[graves-yard]

Bloodymary au where everything is normal and Simon is just Grace’s weird roommate bc he lives in California on a teachers salary, and sometimes they pretend to be in a relationship so people stop asking Grace questions about his love life (ft coltland twins).

They get used to doing random couple-y things now

[genderfluid-offical]

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

[roomwithavoid]

made a helpful infographic on some small ways you can change the way you talk/interact with an online space to be more accessible. i put my focus on disability specifically since it is important to me, and the thing i find myself noticing the most frequently. feel free to add more in terms of disability, but if you have concerns that do not involve disability please make a separate post as not to derail! thanks! - please reblog! you are also welcome to repost this anywhere! -