Basic-Fuckery

whyyyyyyyyyyy

[bpd-hellfire]

ik there are a lot of jokes about not being able to handle disappointment but i literally cannot. i just can’t. my pizza order got messed up and i’ve been hysterical ever since

[kutekiss]

steal his look

[onlytwitterpics]

[snorlaxatives]

just had the strangest encounter at the cvs photo counter…. i was like “hi i had some photos printed through your website” and the employee just said “so?”

[homiedepot]

“Hi I had some photos printed through your website”

CVS employee:

[kingofallexcuses-blog]

[howbighowbeautiful-deactivated2]

How did Tyler Oakley get invited to the Grammys?

[papergangsters-deactivated20150]

excuse u, PRICK… that is miley cyrus. go somewhere with ur hater ass

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

guys stop being so stupid this is obviously macklemore

[kingofallexcuses-blog]

[howbighowbeautiful-deactivated2]

How did Tyler Oakley get invited to the Grammys?

[papergangsters-deactivated20150]

excuse u, PRICK… that is miley cyrus. go somewhere with ur hater ass

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

guys stop being so stupid this is obviously macklemore

[dimetrodone]

Sometimes I hate having a tooth gap but it allows me to be able to shoot liquids through my teeth for defensive purposes 

[rupted-deactivated20181213]

I just choked on my coffee

[dimetrodone]

If you had a tooth gap you could weaponize such an occurance

[babyanimalgifs]

How are penguins not extinct?

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

I am in tears omg

[dremoranightmares]

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

[babyanimalgifs]

How are penguins not extinct?

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

I am in tears omg

[dremoranightmares]

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

[4chansbest]

[fithoneys]

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

I’m the screaming at the last second

[queerandbrown]

cuz im strong

[crashmusthappen]

me as a parent

[oddishtea]

Let the kid live!!

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van

Me: Oh ok cool

Kidnapper: Wut

Me: This is a febreze commercial right

Kidnapper: Wut

Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

[2000ish]

[marvel-unofficial]

t’challa is a true bro

[ayellowbirds]

these men are ACTUAL ROYALTY, THEY CAN AFFORD A BIT OF FURNITURE

[amarriageoftrueminds]

Steve: Black Panther, how did it happen

T’challa: 

[chaos-and-cookies]

They’re the only 2 avengers with siblings ofc they aint sayin shit

[huffylemon]

[champagnepuppies]

glamour shots

[lowercasebig]

Dat booty

[champagnepuppies]

don’t objectify her