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naihve

I will always reblog this

depsidase

treffyfrinn

Frodo Baggins Anemia Moodboard

ludmithjacques

I love the use of the phrase 'some strange alchemy' as a descriptor for a process you don't understand.

'Through some strange alchemy(crochet) they turned a bundle of yarn into a stuffed giraffe'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad cooking) they turned a perfectly marinated steak into a charcoal briquet'

'Through some strange alchemy(good cooking) they turned a pile of slop into the fluffiest bread loaf I'd ever seen'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad reading comprehension) they took my polite statement and turned into a disgusting act against the poor'

and so on

stitchposts

ludmithjacques

@stitchposts I need you to know you've obliterated my notifications with this.

Done more than double the original notes.

I have mixed feelings. It's mostly amused bewilderment, with a healthy dose of 'I'm happy that so many people think my dumb joke is funny and that someone elevated it to a fiber-craft that even more people love'

But there's also a definitive pinch of 'fuck you what have you done'

I love tumblr.

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aureat

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go

thestuffedalligator

Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

thestuffedalligator

“Hello I’m Officer Goodguy”

“I didn’t kill him!”

“I wasn’t going to ask if you killed somebody”

“Oh, sorry”

“Did you kill somebody?”

“Oh yeah”

thestuffedalligator

“I’m gonna have to take a look around”

“Okayyy but you’re not gonna like it”

*opens door, reveals room full of badly keyed in fire and high pitched screaming, closes door*

“Well?”

“I didn’t like it”

inconveniently-discorporated

Me: *agonizing over whether a semicolon goes here, what the proper dialogue should be there, other assorted rules and semantics*

Terry Pratchett: "!" said the stranger.

THAT'S ALLOWED?

serricoj

Writing is for communication. Sir Terry knew very well that anything's allowed if it helps you communicate something effectively.

rpepperpotshipssciencebros

fencehopping

Extruding pasta

mylittleredgirl

pngblog

crumb

Happy Update Day Wednesday

seabeck

Junco

mamoru

🇺🇸massive recall of food, baking ingredients, and cosmetics due to insanitary conditions, filth, and rat shit contamination🇺🇸

over 150 items being recalled, including some intended for babies. the FDA warns that all products held or distributed by this company may be dangerous.

this recall is so bad that you need to clean and sanitize anything that has even touched the outside of these products.

the recall link may move in the future. this recall has its own special FDA page right now because the FDA issued an advisory immediately after inspection, before a recall could even be issued. the findings of the inspection were just THAT fucking disgusting.

Products were held under insanitary conditions with potential contamination with filth.

June 3, 2025 On May 27, 2025, Pan-African Food Distributors initiated a recall of various products it sells. FDA continues to have concerns for all products held and distributed by Pan-African Food Distributors due to the insanitary conditions observed at the facility during a routine FDA inspection, including a rodent infestation and numerous rodent droppings on multiple product containers. FDA is advising consumers and retailers not to use, eat, sell, or serve cosmetic and food products distributed by Pan-African Food Distributors of Louisville, Kentucky. FDA is working with the firm and their direct customers to remove all products of concern from the market. More information will be provided in this alert as it becomes available.

some emphasis mine.

the distribution center was inspected, the FDA found a massive rodent infestation, and they shut that shit down. literally, they found a ton of rodent shit all over the products. although the distribution center is in kentucky, these products may have been distributed nationwide.

pan-african food distributors is also doing business as (dba) east africa boutique, LLC.

the FDA says more updates will be issued about this. because this one is a big deal.

Products held under insanitary conditions and contaminated with filth could pose a serious health risk, potentially leading to various illnesses, including leptospirosis, hantavirus infection, salmonellosis, yersiniosis, E.coli infection, and rat-bite fever. People should contact their healthcare provider if they suspect they have developed symptoms as a result of eating or using these products.

some emphasis mine.

the risks here are varied and bad. bad bad. bad and potentially deadly. if you have used or eaten or even held these products and experience symptoms, GO TO A DOCTOR!

Consumers should check their homes for food and cosmetic products distributed by Pan-African Food Distributors and discard all products. If you do not know if your product was distributed by Pan-African Food Distributors, throw it away. Additionally, consumers should carefully clean and sanitize surfaces that could have come in contact with potentially contaminated products.

clean and sanitize ANYTHING these products have touched!!! if you are not sure if your item is part of this recall, the FDA says the risks here are so bad that you should just throw it away!

recalled items include baby food, baking ingredients, various types of flours, soaps, shampoo, lotion, baby powder, and so much more. this list contains over 150 recalled items. so check under the cut for the list, or visit the link at the top of this post.

mamoru

hantavirus, one of the dangers here, was recently in the news. this story can be hard to stomach, so be warned.

hantavirus infection is what killed betsy arakawa, gene hackman's wife. she had scheduled an appointment with her doctor for a worsening respiratory infection, and she likely died soon after scheduling. her respiratory infection was later identified as hantavirus pulmonary syndrome.

her husband died around a week later, and their bodies were both found around a week after that. one of their dogs was also found dead. it is a horrible story all around.

The partially mummified bodies of Hackman and his wife, Betsy Arakawa, were discovered in February at their home in New Mexico.

hantavirus pulmonary syndrome causes symptoms 1 to 8 weeks after being around infected rodents, rodent urine, rodent saliva, or rodent droppings. most people contract it by breathing in the virus in the air. but it can also spread through eating contaminated food, touching contaminated objects and then touching your nose or mouth, or being bitten or scratched by an infected rodent. even healthy people are at risk.

early on, it can seem like having a cold or flu. but 38% of people who develop respiratory symptoms like coughing wind up dead. it can be extremely hard to catch early, since it just seems like a minor illness. people go from very healthy to very sick very quickly.

even when it is caught early, there is no specific treatment for hantavirus infection. hantavirus pulmonary syndrome patients may require hospitalization and a breathing tube to survive.

depsidase

16tinyfrogs

on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

theriu

OP, this is genuinely a masterpiece, three poems in one, moving and well craft. Please tell me you have submitted it to at least some poetry contests, and if not, please do so.

birthdaylobotomy

i want magic to be real. not in the loud, soaring way, with dragons and elves. i want it to exist in the quietness of overgrown garden, small sleepy faeries that slumber within the cups of blooming tulips, ghibli-like spirits that aid a lost child in the darkness of a forest, ghosts that hide under old floorboards and reach out to tickle the family pet. i want it to be mystical and inviting, never fully known and gone before you even realize it was ever there

littlestpersimmon

The Celestial Dance

littlestpersimmon

The Quiet Song

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