charmed, I'm sure @steponleaf - Tumblr Blog

welcome to my hollow tree stump, please take a seat and have a snack 🪵🌿

call me Grist!

vaguely girl-adjacent

stole my name and I'll steal yours too (if you want - drop it in the ask box and be free)

ancient being

confirmed local cryptid irl

the only theming you'll find here is "hey that's neat" but do visit my side blog for regularly scheduled mossposting 🦌🍂🥀

also I have a neocities now! it's an eternal wip but the vibes are good 🌿⚔️📜

#grist speaks #and so we begin anew #intro post #I'm NOT a twitter escapee I am merely Committed To My Aesthetic

theconcealedweapon

maarvarq

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

theconcealedweapon

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

tiny-space-whale

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

abortionado

Rolled up the living room rug to clean my apartment/make dinner on roller skates because I suddenly remembered that I’m an adult with free will…..Life is beautiful

abortionado

my betrothed just got home…..it’s always Why we’re you using kitchen knives on skates don’t do that again and never How was rollercooking did you have fun rollercooking

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

adhdwerewolfgf

mr sandman

man me a sand

thesylverlining

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

adhdwerewolfgf

i cannot begin to explain the emotions i feel every day knowing that this post i made in the middle of playing tf2 when i was 16 is going to be the one thing of mine that has made the largest impact on the world by a fucking mile

curioscurio

I would NOT eat a Chikorita but I have enough sense to know that it should be served cold with a strawberry balsamic vinegarette and a sprinkle of feta

risk-repeater

this job market is a fucking nightmare

nikswonderland

𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘦

dirt-secret

moonsong

My Patreon: https://patreon.com/dirtsecret My Substar: https://subscribestar.adult/dirtsecret

bowelfly

i have not given the desman siblings names or genders yet but the important thing is they know how to party

bowelfly

Brother Lem & Sister Luna. nobody in the abbey can tell them apart but they will gamely respond to either name

catcrumb

josephbrassey

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.