No country for old nerds

Gangrel boomer. Jaded as fuck - Header art by @hand-of-vecna

[darkbauman]

Ohhhhhhh I’m so excited

[fantacleansed]

I can’t stop laughing at this like why have they dressed him like that? Why did they choose that hair? He looks like an Eastenders character

[scavengedluxury]

‘ate Pope Clement VII (cheeky wanka)

‘ate me wives

‘ate the French

luv me navy

luv dissolvin the monasteries

luv the divine right of kings

simple as

[radiofreederry]

[bambicest]

[dschubba-art]

So, Arueshalae’s funny ideas when it comes to people watching, huh?

Look, I love our SUCCO, but I also like to bully my faves a lil.

[we-love-gaming]

[baskervillelair]

[ladygolem]

>be trader in great city of Ur >see cutie at cattle market >”you look as lovely as the goddess Ishtar!“ >”thanks but i’d rather look like the goddess Bopha” >”who is this Bopha, that surpasses the morning star in her splendour?”

>unleavened bread spills out of tunic

[baskervillelair]

Poop Ur pants ♥️

way ahead of you

[lostcryptids]

[supermusicallee]

[cop-disliker69]

The lady Joker movie jokerfies women more effectively than the Joker movie could jokerfy men.

[woolay]

does ANYONE have the post where it has the cute baby pepe and it’s talking about having to see a psychologist and it’s spelled fucking horribly??

[sonarghost]

[baskervillelair]

“LET ME TELL YOU JOE, I WASN'T GONNA LET THIS COCKSUCKA GET TO SPIDAMAN“

[lammergayier]

TW: Animal Death

Alex the honking bird died and I’m fucking devastated 

[konoko]

[murallamuerta]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

[shitpostbot5k]