I'm Dad Inside

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[scattered-vernal]

nora valkyrie is literally the character of all time. she's based off of a powerful mythological god. her signature color is pink. she smashes monsters with a giant hammer. she wears pink miniskirts. she can canonically bench press 5 times her weight. she got struck by lightning. her boyfriend is a ninja and he's a wife man. she has litchenberg figure scars all over her body. her color palette is the trans flag. her giant hammer turns into a grenade launcher with pink heart shaped grenades. she is canonically one of the team's heaviest hitters.

[bastard-bird-dad]

Salem: You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.

Salem: So in a way… I know your friends better than you ever did.

Ruby, tears streaming down her face:

Salem, grinning widely: Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

[sasasafeier]

[bastard-bird-dad]

Art of Oscar's new outfit in my Time-travel fic 'If Your Chance Came Again'

I tried to merge Oscar's style with a little bit of Ozpin's. And this is what I ended up with.

[bastard-bird-dad]

I've been thinking about finally going back an continuing this fic...

What do y'all think?

[sir-adamus]

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Salem: How many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Tai: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You messed with my daughters. So now, I'm going to fuck you!

Everyone:...

Qrow: Well this just got interesting.

Yang: It's "fuck you up," dad.

Tai: Wait, what did I say?

[hadesisqueer]

Pov: you're Qrow

[sasasafeier]

scythe/crutch VS scythe/crutch

[textsfromthefifthbasement]

I love it when anons/guests find my works and kudo/leave reviews, but given the new revelation that Elon Musk is using bots to mine AO3 fanfiction for a writing AI without writer's permission, my works are now archive-locked and only available for people with an AO3 account.

[nightmare-foundation]

Unpopular opinion bc I have strong feelings on it: ozpin didn't pressure pyrrha to try to become the fall maiden. If he was trying to pressure her, he would've told her everything, not just the maidens. Plus he actively kept her from immediately leaping in and doing the aura transfer, and tried keeping pyrrha safe during the fall of beacon.

Tbh idk where yall get this notion that ozpin is a horrible person. He's made bad decisions but the dudes got a shit ton of pressure on him. At least he could handle it better than ironwood tbh

[sir-adamus]

why am i only now, five years after volume 4, finding out that the chorus line in Let’s Just Live is “Move onward, not there yet so let’s just live”

first five words spell out MONTY

[regalrabbitthing-deactivated202]

If any of you know RWBY, it has a lot of literary references, including but not limited to: character names, monster names, and the monster's species. This leads me to be believe that there is a non 0% chance of an in univers hunter existing named occom, who's weapon is just a knife with nothing special about it, who is like one of the best hunters ever

[doubleca5t]

on god rwby has half the fandom it does purely on the basis of being a shounen action anime with female main characters and no panty shots

[play-read-write]

One thing I love about Ruby is that she may be the protagonist of the series, she may be the “embodiment of purity” and basically a big ball of kindness and rose petals who puts others before herself at all times, she may be one of the kindest people ever and a touch naive, but if you put her in a fight she will not even Hesitate, for a second, to use every dirty trick in the book and out to win. 

You’d think the protagonist, the “simple soul” who will save the world, should be a role model for fighting fair and just, but Nope. Ruby will attack with your back turned, she will use people’s own weapons to throw them off airships, she will chop your freaking limbs off in the split second you’re distracted, she will punch an untrained 14 year old Right In The Face. She is a huntress used to fighting man-eating monsters and it Shows. She might be one of the purest, kindest, nicest people on the planet, but she will not hesitate to Wreck you in any way she can. 

[cosmicbob]

Ruby stone cold cut off Tyrian’s stinger and didn’t even flinch. Even the most beautiful of roses have thorns.

[miki-13]

Ruby Rose is peak “looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you” energy.

[agentbeeswrites]

Check out the AMAZING art I commissioned from the talented Ridd-Li for my BBB fic, Just Drive!

[dragynkeep]

What do you think of the headcannon/AU that team STRQ was basically three mid-2000's hot topic shopping emo's/Goth's and their sunshine cargo short wearing himbo? Because I could see tai as the himbo who doesn't understand why his teammates are acting the way they are but loves them anyway. But tai does make sure that they are somewhat healthy like "no raven, drinking a pot of coffee then reading Edgar Allen Poe's poetry does not constitute breakfast. Here have a granola bar." And just pulls a granola bar from his cargo shorts.

is this not literally canon though

[kineticallyanywhere]

i miss my boy