max 🦇

bring back joy and whimsy!!!

[zinesbycee]

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[koiagain]

I feel So Cringe whenever I express interest in anything You guys can shoot me if you want idk

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[robingoodfellowz]

appreciation post because he is so underrated 💌💌

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[fullest-circlest]

If you're writing 18th century dialogue, this website lets you search words and phrases to double-check whether they were in use & meant what you intend. It doesn't include every period-accurate use of a word/phrase, but it certainly helped me separate genuine 18th century grammar from the vague tangle of 💬old-fashioned fancy-speak💬 I've internalized from TV and video games.

[my-deer-friend]

Other websites that let you do this:

Johnson's Dictionary Online (thanks @yellowbelliedtoad!) – 1755 and 1773

Green's Dictionary of Slang – 1300s to today

A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – 1788

Feraud's Dictionaire critique de la langue française – 1778

[zisurru]

A dictionary of the English and Italian languages by Giuseppe Baretti is a bilingual dictionary from 1790!

[bat-boy-404]

i'm being so deadass when i say having a crush on someone feels like TORTURE bro it's so embarrasing why am i like thisss

especially because literally everyone and their mom is telling me to stay single (mostly my therapist) what is WRONG with me why can't i just be chill

[bat-boy-404]

gang i haven’t been in the rtc fandom for at least a year now but i have seen a SINGLE person point this out and its so cool to me

okay, so you know how each member of the choir wears a st. cassians chamber choir uniform? well actually theres a difference between the characters’ outfits and it lowkey confirms most of the popular ships >:)

for example, take Noel Gruber; his outfit has a tie:

but take a look at Misha Bachynskyi:

no tie!! and we see this with all of the other pairings that are made in the duration of the show. for example,

constance and ocean:

bow tie, and no bow tie!!

and last but not least, jane and ricky:

guess what. tie… no tie…

idk i just think it’s pretty cool from a technical perspective that they almost foreshadow the relationships that are built during the show

[bat-boy-404]

HOLY SHIT I MET TIFFANY TATREAU AND I ASKED HER ABOUT IT AND SHE SAID I WAS RIGHT FUCK YES

[comikbook]

me coming on tumblr dot com telling people to send me asks

[emolgana]

anyone else worry that you’re walking around life as the mii on the right

[ryan-sometimes]

What’s funny about being goth or punk is that kids generally aren’t scared of you. When I’m all dressed up with the big hair, dark makeup, and spiky clothes, little girls in particular treat me like I’m a disney princess

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[amvs]

[bat-boy-404]

very conflicted dash rn