I write slowely, be patient.

(English is my second language, please be kind) AroAce, They/Them & very normal about my fixations.. Don't worry about it.. (My main-account: @personal-raccoonz)

[bat-raccoonz]

MasterPost of sorts,

Hello there! I hope you're having a great day <3

You can call me Cozbi, Bat or Raccoon(z) or full name, if you're feeling fancy <3

English is NOT my first language, there WILL be spelling & grammar mistakes!

This is a side blog for DC related stuff (mostly Bruce Wayne/Batman, but I'll gladly trorture write other characters!), I do drabbles, writing & give little oppinions/headcannons.

My main is @personal-raccoonz, tho as the name suggests it's mainly for me. I do post on there, but it's art & other non DC related stuff & I'm a lot less active.

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Asks and/or comments:

I LOVE getting asks & comments/suggestions, but since any time I want to make an ask by somebody else I want to make sure I don't annoy anyone, some house rules:

I'm fine with anything really, just know that I write slowely, especially when answering asks!

Be respectful! To me, to other bloggers, to other askers/anons, to everybody.

A list of things I'm uncomfortable with & will therefor not write (this will keep updating):

- Smut, or anything spicy.

- Any batcest stuff.

- Any 'x reader' things, I dunno why, it just isn't my thing.

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Ask/tag games:

Of course! I'm open to being tagged in anything & asks are always appreciated!

Small thing: I probably have no idea what game you're referring to as I do not keep up with those, so maybe put in a link, just in case?

(Please, I won't REMEMBER.)

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Special tags for me:

#a raccoon's writing, It's what I use for anything that I would count as at least a drabble of sorts.

#a raccoon yaps, For anything where I give headcannons, oppinions or ideas.

#a raccoon's update, useless posts where I mostly inform my followers why I haven't been posting, or warning that I'm about to do very little.

#a raccoon does art, Where I show you my best tries on DC characters.

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My posts/writtings (no order):

Wayne(s) & Pennyworth series (Superbat)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 (in the making)

Bruce going gray (BatLantern)

Eldritch flavoured Batman

A lonely man

Opinions, Opinions

Bruce Wayne, who are you?

Barely a man

Get up

Burning hot (tw Bruce burning on a fire)

The beginings of my Bad Parent!Alfred

Be like Alfred, The diary,

[bat-raccoonz]

Who stole my writing & drawing capabilities, who was it? I want it back, please.

[bat-raccoonz]

As I've made a post about my eldritch batman headcanons, here:

Superman, but more alien.

Been said before and I will say it again: pointed ears. It's easy to hide for Clark Kent with his hair or the glasses, but they're just a bit pointed.

His eye colour is just a slight unnatural blue & his irises are just a bit to big to look human. It makes Clark's coworkers a bit uncomfortable even if they don't know why.

Big. Huge even. As Clark, the scrawny reporter, he is hunched over and wears too big clothes to make him look smaller.

Too many teeth. Idk why but I like the idea of him smiling with his mouth closed simply because his teeth look wrong.

As Superman his cape flows like it's under water naturally, it looks majestic and weird at the same time

His muscle anatomy looks fine on the surface but when somebody (batman, it's him, he's the somebody) actually tests or looks at it it's wrong.

Fingers are spaced wider apart. His hands are huge, his fingers just evenly space out and no one notices cause he keeps his fingers close together as Clark Kent.

If I get into behavioural head canons I'd have to make a bigger post guys

[joekitsu]

Computer, how do I make myself more approachable to people on the internet so they send me asks and talk to me, quickest route, no hate?

'PUTER DO YOU HEAR ME?????

[kryptofuckingknight]

I'm boreddd.

Tell me if you had a choice to turn into an animal for the rest of your life or burn to death, which animal are you choosing?

Or are you psychotic and would choose burning to death?

I'm probably turning into a cat, because I love them and probably no other smart reason.

@aniselove123 @asunalinphea @bonedaddy483 @batmaxxer @boy-love-lover69420 @carrotsblog @childofthestarlitsun @chnsrrm @ch3rr1b0mb @eroticuntnectar @eliciana @fanficlover2902 @freaksinlovexx @floppypaperbacks @hypercherrie @justjimei @lostmonsterposts @lazehh @lane-boi @mongooseunderthehouse @mariposapen @nigaki @nnebulossa @nutsobalanced @ratinapinksuit @sip-the-sunlight @shirokou @superbatbiggestfan @some1vile @touchofhemlocktea @thecouncilhasdecided

[ratinapinksuit]

I’d choose to turn into a cat too ^_^

Assuming I have human sentience it’d be manageable to live on the streets and I believe I’ll be able to convince someone to take me in ^_^ they’re also small, cute, have great balance and terrain exploration, and sharp claws :)

It’s either that or Jelly Fish, I’ll be a stupid ameba floating around with no need to do anything. I won’t even feel any pain if I get eat alive! >_<

@occasionalauthoring @kryptonbby @supermansemotionalsupportbatussy

[occasionalauthoring]

Assuming animal includes birds, crow.

@joekitsu @bruce-wayne-enjoyer @nikiexe0 @veythegay

[nikiexe0]

Id choose to be a cat (specifically an abyssinian(?)) Or a fox

Cat so I can laze around a house and watch smth w my owner and fox cause I wanna explore the woods (let's hope the people that hunt foxes for sport don't exist anymore so I can focus on having fun)

@oboy049 @bread-and-bats @ilovemybruciewayne

[oboy049]

Prob a fish, the most npc fish shape ever among other fish, or maybe a jellyfish

Or one of those domestic fat raccoons and the owner is like “I’m not abusing it stop saying that” meanwhile I’m eating Cheetos in the couch

@lost-my-gender-in-the-war @imaginaryskeleton @bat-raccoonz

[bat-raccoonz]

Any type of owl honestly: Rotate that head, be fluffy, FLY, walk like.. that.

@gotham-blight, @urk-m, if you haven't been tagged already <3 (again no pressure)

[oboy049]

The trinity school au

Where Bruce is too depressed to eat, bc his parents death and Alfred acts more like a butler than a tutor and Bruce ends up always in trouble and in a lot of fights

But Bruce knows if he goes back with his lunch full, Alfred will scold and punish him again and he doesn’t feel like wasting food so throwing it in the trash isn’t an option

So he gives it to Clark and Diana

And they ofc are happy to have more food, Alfred’s food tastes so good and their stomach feels so endless bc they are energetic growing children

Yet they are worried because they never have seen Bruce eating, and Bruce looks so small and fragile, so they come up with another approach

They all put their toppers in the middle of the table and share it like a picnic, using the lids of the toppers as plates

“Hmm Clark! Your Ma cooks so good, can she keep making you this mini wraps?”

Clark nods happily to Diana “I’ll let her know, she gets so happy when people praise her food, she will surely keep sending me more for you”

“Bruce, no joke, you just gotta try them” Diana left one mini wrap to Bruce’s ‘plate’

Bruce feels kinda bad of not eating the offered food and they do look so happy to share it with him, so he just, out of politeness, eats them

He may not eat as much as them but at least he isn’t starving

The picnics always ends quickly, Clark and Diana eating so fast without stopping unless to keep placing food on Bruce’s ‘plate’, even talking with their mouths full sometimes

Then they drag Bruce to play with them, their favorite game is tag and even some of other kids join, Bruce knows he can’t keep up with his speed so he always needs to think how to fool them or trap them to tag them, and that itself keeps him distracted for a while till it’s time to go back to that big empty manor

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[bat-raccoonz]

Kinda sad that we went from "At least I tried" to "At least it's not AI"

AI has become such a problem it changed my vocabulairy

[bat-raccoonz]

Was reading comics earlier today and Bruce went "I suppose I've justified living another day" or smt along the lines.

And I was going to be like, 'oh, Bruce. Noo, you don't have to do that-'

And then I realised I was being a hypocrite, that's litterally my mindset. If I do not do something useful for somebody else I won't be able to sleep (guess what's going on). Love being passively suicidal <3

Anyway, it's midnight rn so I might regret and take this down later, who knows.

[bat-raccoonz]

7 & 14? If you're comfortable <3

7. Would you consider yourself good at art?

Maybe? I do art mostly for fun, maybe a part of me hopes I'm good at it but I can always improve, so y'know. Not perfect.

14. Do you collect anything?

Trauma.

No, uh. I collect (plastic) flowers for every time I finish my theater classes on stage. (I forgot the english word, help, musicals?)

[Ask game]

[cringefail-loser]

42 personal questions ask game

how many followers do you have?

when’s the last time you went on a date

how many posts have you made?

What type of shoes do you wear?

what colour are the walls of your room

where are you right now? (not exact location. ex: at a park)

would you consider yourself good at art?

who was your first kiss?

do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

what’s your favourite piece of clothing you own?

do you live in an urban, suburban, or rural area?

what’s your favourite store to shop at? (online or irl)

if you had to choose one POSITIVE word to describe yourself, what would it be?

do you collect anything?

what’s the last thing you ate?

if you go to therapy, do you like your therapist?

what’s one thing you want to buy, but don’t have the money or resources to get?

Who’s the first person you can think of?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

If you could revive one tv show that has been cancelled, what show would it be?

do you consider yourself a part of any alternative subculture? if so, which one(s)?

who was your childhood favourite music artist?

CDs or record players?

Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?

would you get back together with an ex if given the opportunity?

favourite kid’s show character?

is the person you call your best friend actually your best friend?

when you’re sad, do you prefer to listen to music to match your mood, or listen to happy music?

what’s the last outfit you wore?

do you have any online friends?

least favourite clothing style that is currently popular

how often do you do your laundry?

do you prefer silver or gold jewelry?

what’s your book/movie/tv guilty pleasure?

if you could change your hair however you want, how would you change it?

do you paint your nails?

what’s an uncommon/specific /obscure topic you’re interested in?

what’s the name of your first pet/what would you name your first pet if you had one?

what’s one feature you would change on tumblr?

what’s the most interesting item you own?

would you rather go on a date at a museum or a concert?

what’s one regret you have?

[kittynugg]

random questions that wont help you get to know your mutuals at all

idk i wanted to make a tag game because they're fun

favorite shampoo (scent or type/brand)?

do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

hot or cold coffee/tea?

do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

white shoes, yay or nay? why?

what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?(/p /lh)

tags to get this ball a-rollin' (no pressure tho!!):

@empressofsamoyeds @babyblankyerror @canadianno @nerdylittlebugcreature @thenoellebird @aroace-get-out-of-my-face @cheeseinthesea @spudcatwo (sorry i had one positive interaction with you and henceforth you're a spiritual mutual) @kitcats-1-braincell @querytheauthor (for funsies) annnnddddd you know what @dimonds456 i like your rubber hose art its so cool i dont think we've exchanged words before OH YOU COMMENTED ON MY FIC I THINK anyway you're cool so im tagging you in my tag game

and finallyyyyy open tags!!! anyone can join in i wanna see how far this spreads if it spreads at all

[ether-here-or-there]

favorite shampoo (scent or type/brand)?

Anything fruity and a 2-in-1. I am lazy and easy

do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

I can do lights on or off, though lights on makes me sleep quicker, and with my door closed because it just bothers me to be able to see into my hallway and have this latent fear something might poke its head in.

hot or cold coffee/tea?

Soda. Next question

do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

Yes, I'm Ether or Ether-Here-Or-There everywhere but Ao3 where I just haven't updated the name from Im-Not-Buying-It-Ether

white shoes, yay or nay? why?

Never, it shows the dirt and wear

what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

In The Navy

would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

Depends entirely on the content or story, but I do like me a feature length film

would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?(/p /lh)

Undoubtedly

@toringo @cer-rata @mysticcrownreview @g00ngalaaasdfgh @maisieyourlazyartist @pinkfellaexperience @entity9silvergen @kuphulwho

[entity9silvergen]

Thanks for the tag!

favorite shampoo (scent or type/brand)?

Gender is fake, but I am a man, and thus I do not know. When my sister and I lived together, I used the brand/scent she picked, and now I know which shelf it's on at the store and go off location alone

2. do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

Light off. Why would you sleep with it on? Waste of electricity. I used to do a nightlight so I didn't have to turn the big lihgt on if I got up at night, but my last two roommates were hard no light, like it had to be pitch black when they slept, so I learned to navigate in the darkness, and now I can't sleep with lights in the room

Closed to reduce noise. If I lived alone, I would probably keep it open for airflow, but sacrifices must be made

3. hot or cold coffee/tea?

I drink neither. I near exclusively drink water. Not a fan of hot water, so I guess cold?

4. do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

Kind of. I have three usernames I use, one for more "serious" things, and one for my bullshit, and one for old accounts I can't change the username of (guess which one tumblr is /j)

5. white shoes, yay or nay? why?

No. I have never met someone who has successfully worn white shoes. They are ugly and get gross fast.

At my first job, I had to wear white dress shirts, and I was hyper-aware of how easy it was to stain it. If I had white shoes, I would never wear them, or I would dirty them intentionally to free myself from the burden

6. what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

I've had that TikTok/Instagram Reel/short vid sound that's like bang bang bang they made an atom bomb! stuck in my head for like a week

7. would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

Three twenty-minute episodes! Movies feel like way too much commitment (they're not)

8. would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?(/p /lh)

We're new mutuals, so I don't know them that well, but they seem like a cool person, so yes?

Tag game: @shoot-i-messed-up @totallyawesome123 @goodman-grace @alixy4

[goodman-grace]

Thank you to my moot who tagged me in this game!!!

Favourite shampoo (Scent/brand)?

I dont have any but I like apple scented ones!! I just never buy them lmaoo I just use whatever shampoo is in the house.

Do you sleep with light on or doors closed? Why?

I used to sleep with the hallway lights on up until I was 16 (veryyy scared of the dark back then) but I can’t sleep with a light on now since it keeps me awake and with my insomnia it’s a double KO combo for no sleep; I keep the door open for my cats :)

Hot or cold coffee/tea?

Coffee is my lifeline I CANNOT go without it, so hot. I prefer iced tea over warm tea 🙂‍↕️

Do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

Nope! I have my IRL socials which I keep completely separate from my online stuff because I DO NOT want to be connected back here (only one of my irls has my tumblr because she’s my best friend). I mostly use the name two usernames across all platforms but I have a one or two different ones because Reasons or I can’t be bothered to change it.

White shoes, yay or nay? Why?

Don’t wear white shoes so sadly cannot say anything on this topic.

What song is stuck in your head right now? (If none, the last one you remember listening to?)

Echo by Crusher-P! I’ve been back into Undertale so that means listening to old songs associated with the fandom.

Would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

Three episodes!! Feels sm easier to get through for me but I loveee films And Need To Watch More.

Would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm? (/p /Ih)

Don’t know them very well but yes!!

Tag Game: @imaginaryskeleton , @bug-with-rock , @elmflowers , @facethemuses . My dear mutuals 🙂‍↕️

[imaginaryskeleton]

YAYAY tag game!

Favourite shampoo?

My shampoo isn't scented but my conditioner is honey scent

Do you sleep with the lights on the door closed?

Lights off, door closed, full silence, and an eye mask is my optimal sleeping conditions. However summer rn has me sleeping with the window/blinds open and my door open and very occasionally with my fan on. This makes for very restless sleep for me

Hot or cold coffee/tea?

Neither, I don't like coffee or tea. I'm also very on and off about hot chocolate. My treat drink of choice is milkshakes and I don't care if it's childish

Do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

Pretty much! I have no shame in people I know finding me, that's their problem

White shoes yay or nay?

My entire wardrobe is black I have theme. My only shoes atm are falling apart docs but I'm too poor to buy new ones :(

What song is stuck in your head rn?

How far we've come by matchbox twenty because my sibling was just playing it out loud

Would you rather watch three 20 min episodes or an hour long movie?

I fear these numbers do not match up and to be even it should be four episodes. But for me it depends on the context, what the show/movie is, who I'm with, I can't accurately answer that. Though thinking about it I find shorter movies (90 mins and less) to feel rushed and like they don't reach their full potential so I guess the episodes? (Got a little autistic in this answer sorry)

Would you still love the person who tagged you if they were a worm?

Yes in fact I would even get a tiny laptop for them so they can read comics and play undertale in their terrarium <3

Tags: @oboy049 @shoot-i-messed-up @rocknwells @butchgreenarrow and anyone else who wants to <3

[oboy049]

1. favorite shampoo (scent or type/ brand)?

I don’t use scented shampoo, but my shampoo is very expensive I have wavy long hair and it’s easy for it to get flat and tangle (and bc my health is bad it gets really fragile) but my shampoo leaves it very pretty, and it has mentol so it feels really nice and fresh

2. do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

Lights off, door ajar bc I have a cat who likes to come and go and I won’t wake up 3 times in the middle of the night just bc she wants to get out. The mornings are worse bc she burst the door completely open and screams for cuddles (in allergic to her lol)

3. hot or cold coffee/tea?

Cold tea. My fav tea is Jazmine and matcha. I hate hot drinks

4. do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

Yes or variants if I can’t use it

Like I’m named the same in tumblr and Roblox

But TikTok I’m just Oboy, insta 0b0boy

5. white shoes, yay or nay? why?

Yay! If the outfit fits go for it, just keep them clean

6. what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

Dead fish- blood nose (I adore that artist, he’s also a fish lover)

7. would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

I don’t watch much series or movies but I’ll go with series so I can organize my time better, it’s easier to leave in the middle of an episode than in the middle of a movie, or I can just go “ok I finish this one and I’ll go to work”

8. would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm? (/p /Ih)

Ofc, funfact once I had a worms farm so I do know how to take care of them and how to keep cockroaches away 🙂‍↕️

@lost-my-gender-in-the-war @urk-m @vanta-bat

@bat-raccoonz (you aren’t my mutual but I’ll still tag you sjsjsj)

[bat-raccoonz]

(Thank you for the tag, darling <3 & guess what? Now we are >:3)

1. favorite shampoo (scent or type/ brand)?

I think it's currently coconut scent or smt? I don't really care for it, but the shampoo itself is good so y'know 👍

2. do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

Lights off, but my door closed, uhm, idk why, old habits die hard I guess. My cats aren't a fan of this.

3. hot or cold coffee/tea?

Hot tea, I don't personally like coffee anyway & cold tea isn't excactly my thing. Unless it's Icetea, I do enjoy those.

4. do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

I try to, although some are older then when I came up with my current sooo... I try, I try.

5. white shoes, yay or nay? why?

Not personally, I can't keep them clean for the life of me. But can absolutely look gorgeous if you know how to style them & keep them clean.

6. what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

Let Down, by RadioHead.

7. would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

As much as I enjoy movies I'd have to go with the episodes. It is better to destribute my time & after 20 minutes I can actually stop and think about what happened.

8. would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm? (/p /Ih)

Yeah, go live your worm life, I'll protect you against the birds 'n stuff. Have some food while I'm at it <3

(Tags: @gotham-blight, @nikiexe0 & @urk-m. Absolutely no pressure though since I haven't interacted much with any of you <3)

[bat-raccoonz]

What the hell happened to the settings

[bat-raccoonz]

I think you are cool bc you also like raccoons and Batman

I sign my post with -🦝👑 so seeing your username I got excited sjsjs

Is there an specific reason for it or you just like raccoons ?

And what got you into the Batman fandom?

You think I'm cool? The person who writes amazing bruce angst? (Finished reading your sh Bruce series yesterday, big fan :3) What an honour!

I do just really like raccoons, and since I was like... 12 I've just used the username 'raccoonz' everywhere.

Also, look at them

They're adorable & so mischievous, how can you not love them?

As for Batman.. I think I saw some SuperBat fanart and was like 'oh, that looks cool' and then started watching some movies about batman and the Justice League & then started reading the comics.

Now here I am, having been hauled in by the amazing artists of the DC fandom 🥲

Though I must admit that I am still fairly new to the comics & am FAR from having read all.

[bat-raccoonz]

Just want to let you know that your English is great, your mistakes are minimal and very small, they mainly seem to be phonetic spelling based which is extremely fair (meaning you write them how they seem like they should be spelled based off how they sound) and I’m willing to bet you sound perfect or near-perfect verbally. Just- you’re doing really good.

AWH, THANK YOU! You're so kind 🥹

I do wish to make no mistakes, but even I am aware that that's an unrealistic goal.

Still, I do not like making mistakes. But I'm glad people can still enjoy them and see past them!

[bat-raccoonz]

I've drawn him once and now I can't stop, send help.

Close up on his very very pretty face. ↓

[bat-raccoonz]

Me, reading batman comics: I feel like one must imagine him happy.

The batman fandom: ha! Yeah, you're right.

Me: sooo...? Aren't you supposed to give me that..?

The batman fandom: probably, but no.

[bat-raccoonz]

💌🌺🫶🏾

hey dude (hope u don't mind being called that, lol, 😅), i'm doing a project that involves accurstrly characterizatizing the batfamily, and i wanna watch a video (long form preferably) that accurately explains the batfamily lore, and breaks down thr characters. even if it's just a video on Batman, and how would handle his villains or smthn like that, that would work. do you know any creators that make videos like that? i didn't wanna use google bc of the AI feature, and i also wanna watch a video by a creator that actually knows what they're talking abt and not js spewing a whole bunch of nonsense.

sorry, ik this was a lot, lol, 😅

💌🌺🫶🏾

Oh, that is a great question!

I've not really watched something like that in a WHILE. But I'll watch some just for you 'cause you're so polite <3

I'm pretty sure most will be biased but uhhmm, I'll try to find something...

Had to really look for it but something like this? [Batman as a hero, Batman's comic history, Why he's popular.]

I don't think I'm the right person to ask about the kids though... But I'll wish you the best of luck on your project!!

('Dude' is a gender neutral term in my vocabulairy aswell, don't worry ;D)