Last Survivor of the Nostromo by Paolo Rivera
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Last Survivor of the Nostromo by Paolo Rivera
If you die in Paranoia, you die in real life.
Luckily, if you’re cloned in Paranoia, you’re cloned in real life.
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Do you want me to invest in a mallet for future sessions?
A flyer I made for my Paranoia campaign, updated to include art I can legally use.
Imagine trying to protect something that's charging at you with their 60km/h speed after it just murdered your teammate and proved itself to be the enemy
And then being upset when you get shot in self defence
It was higher clearance than us and you were wrong. Friend Computer took my side on this therefore I was 100% correct about everything I’ve ever done. I rest my case
"Escort it or deal a with it appropriately" was our mission. A traitor is a traitor regardless of clearance and the literal job definition is "Find trouble and shoot it"
You simping for an ai doesn't make you correct you were using mutant powers on the computer weren't you!!
I have no mutant powers, and it was you who was issued treason stars for their deeds, not me~
So who was objectively in the wrong here, hmm? Or would you like to argue with Friend Computer’s assessment of the situation?
Whenever you use Sam's tone it ignites a deeply buried urge in me to murder and the good news is I don't even have to pick between methods because I can just get creative and kill each clone in a new and increasingly painful and deranged way
I would like to remind you both that Sam's an NPC now, so they are less resiliant to bullets since they no longer can roll dice.
A flyer I made for my Paranoia campaign, updated to include art I can legally use.
my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party
UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect
this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”
fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image
Sen. Machaela Cavanaugh filibustered every bill in this year's session in opposition to a bill that would ban medical care for transgender y
Nebraska hasn't passed a single bill this year because one lawmaker keeps filibustering in protest of an anti-trans bill: 'I will burn this session to the ground'
Damn. I thought she was just gonna up and make a fuss and her swearing to protect trans kids was a bunch of empty words (again).
But no. She's one-woman filibustering the entire Nebraska legislature into a complete standstill until they agree to protect the rights of trans kids.
She was 100% serious when she said she'd make it as painful for everyone as it is for trans kids. Gahddamn.
This is why small elections matter. She's not a country wide senator or president or shit. She's just a local official representing District 6 in Nebraska.
This is why the "smaller" elections between the presidential elections matter.
-fae
I'll make you consume bad soup
bad soup
Poison, uncommon
this greasy and acrid concoction is unplesant to all of the senses; you must succeed a DC 15 Constitution save in order to successfully consume the soup, and once ingested succed a second DC 15 Constitution save or suffer the Poisoned condition and be unable to initiate long rest for 6 hours. This effect is nullified if the poisoned condition is healed, like through the use of Lesser Restoration.
If as a novice game designer you understand nothing else, please understand that writing for a rules-light system doesn't mean you don't need to know basic statistics. I've seen multiple Apocalypse Engine titles whose authors are clearly under the impression that every possible sum of 2d6 is equally probable. I've encountered at least one that included sum-of-2d6 based lookup tables with twelve entries.
wait is every sum not equally probable isn’t that the whole point of dice <-doesn’t understand statistics but is now confused
Here's a simple visual illustration.
There are 36 possible ways two rolls of a six-sider can come up:
(1,1) (1, 2) (1, 3) (1, 4) (1, 5) (1, 6) (2,1) (2, 2) (2, 3) (2, 4) (2, 5) (2, 6) (3,1) (3, 2) (3, 3) (3, 4) (3, 5) (3, 6) (4,1) (4, 2) (4, 3) (4, 4) (4, 5) (4, 6) (5,1) (5, 2) (5, 3) (5, 4) (5, 5) (5, 6) (6,1) (6, 2) (6, 3) (6, 4) (6, 5) (6, 6)
Assuming that you're using fairly balanced d6s, all 36 of these results are equally probable. (You'll have to take my word for this part – proving that the distinct compounds of equally probable events are also equally probable is beyond the scope of this post!)
Now here's the illustrative part.
Above, the pairs are sorted by whatever the first die rolled: all of the pairs that begin with a 1 are in the first row, all of the pairs that begin with a 2 are in the second row, and so forth.
What happens if we sort them by their sums instead?
(1, 1) = 2 (1, 2) (2, 1) = 3 (1, 3) (2, 2) (3, 1) = 4 (1, 4) (2, 3) (3, 2) (4, 1) = 5 (1, 5) (2, 4) (3, 3) (4, 2) (5, 1) = 6 (1, 6) (2, 5) (3, 4) (4, 3) (5, 2) (6, 1) = 7 (2, 6) (3, 5) (4, 4) (5, 3) (6, 2) = 8 (3, 6) (4, 5) (5, 4) (6, 3) = 9 (4, 6) (5, 5) (6, 4) = 10 (5, 6) (6, 5) = 11 (6, 6) = 12
See what's happening there? When sorted by their sums, those 36 equally probable results end up in eleven distinct buckets, and some of those buckets have more results in them than others.
To put it another way, you're six times as likely to roll a 7 as you are to roll a 2 because there are six times as many ways to roll a 7 than there are to roll a 2.
This V-shaped distribution holds true for all sums of two identical dice, with the peak at exactly (number of sides + 1).
(This is the central statistical trick behind the Apocalypse Engine, incidentally. Rolling flat nothing feels like it ought to be risky, but in fact you'll get a 7+ about three times in five, with 7 itself being particularly common. Under these conditions, rolling exactly 7 feels like you just barely made it, but it was in fact the single most likely outcome!)
Something I like is alternating detween single dice and multiple dice depending on context to take advantage of this quirk of result distribution; usually by stacking all the worst possible results of a random table in the centre of the distribution and using different dice combinations to change the odds of finding them.
Best example of this I can think of is the random encounter table in Desert Moon of Karth, where you roll 1d100 when things are going well, and 10d10 when the party has done something to attract attention. The extremes of the list has mild, or sometimes explicitly beneficial results; the middle has things like being attacked by a giant sandsquid, or encountering the Wailer in The Dunes. rolling 10d10 makes it almost guaranteed you encounter something bad, and locks out any of the results at the lowest-end of the table.
Yep, this is my gender.
Reblog if you or someone you know is ace… I’m trying to see something
I'm going to eat your gender
I already drank that.