Almost Heaven...

[musingzero]

Dairon Garrick for @ronqueesha!

Pineapples because Tumblr hates ta-tas. >.<

[ronqueesha]

This made my day! Thank you so much! You always know how to make her look so great. 😍😍😍

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

Tifa and Aerith by Raichiyo

[beardedmrbean]

[unclefather]

and jesus is there

[barbiesplasticsurgeon]

e Bugs

[konigstigerr]

ok but who won?

[homunculus-argument]

Saw a post about whether Johnny Bravo would date a trans woman, and now the thought is in my head and I hate being able to picture exactly how that conversation goes, so now I have to write it out.

You ask him, as a hypothetical question. He says he doesn't know what that word means, but you said "women" so now he's interested. No, the other word. He doesn't know what "hypothetical" means. He interrupts your explanation to let you know that sounds boring, he doesn't want to know what "hypothetical" means. What was that other word, you said "women".

You try to explain as simply as you can, being frequently interrupted by reminders that he is uninterested in abstract concepts and unfamiliar terminology. He doesn't know what a chromosome is. He doesn't want to know what a chromosome is. He is unsure how any of this subject is related to the ladies but he's optimistic about it.

After about half an hour, he finishes with asking "ok but what's the difference". After a while of unfruitful back and forth, you understand what he's asking what is the difference to him, how does this distinction affect him and his immediate surroundings. You have no idea how to word this in a way that would be understandable to a gerbil with A1 level english skills.

"If... If trans women are women, there's... More women?"

"More women. Nice. Then let's go with that one."

He walks into the sunset, leaving you unsure whether anything of value was actually achieved. As a matter of fact it feels likely that instead of you enlightening him, he actually managed to make you stupider.

[foulserpent]

ok that makes me think…

who was your first spouse in skyrim? (not favorite, just the first one you ended up with). mine was marcurio lol

[unalivejournal]

she unzipped my pants but my peanus was shy and ran away

[unalivejournal]

@ghosttiel its too late….

[tortugahoe]

Deyassification of the Riddler : a tragic saga

[wizzardhat]

these ads are pure fucking gold i haven’t stopped laughing for at least 7 minutes

[surprisebitch]

the fact emily’s twin doesnt have a name though

[everythingfox]

[veshialles]

no but literally WHY did they even bother bringing Mark Hamill on set for The Mandalorian/The Book Of Boba Fett?

Like, not only did they deepfake his face onto his own face, but then I learned that they also re-worked all of his dialogue with some advanced text-to-speech AI, trained on audio samples from the OT Star Wars movies?? Like seriously, at that point why in the fuck would you not just hire a lookalike or a stunt-man and literally any of the people who voice-acted as Luke in a video game? Why the hell did they haul this dude in only to digitally paste over all the footage of him in every conceivable way?? the disrespect??

[ronqueesha]

EXACTLY!

I mean, Disney already has Sebastian Stan on payroll, and his resemblance to Luke if you put him in the wig and costume is crazy. Plus he’s already said that he would do it if they offered. Seems so much easier (and probably cheaper if you account for all the VFX work, sound work, and all the salaries involved in scrubbing over Mark in every possible way)

[omghotmemes]

Wolf schnoz

[r4cs0]

Inside of you there is 1 wolf and he’s getting squished by your organs

[ezmads]

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

[ezmads]

[ezmads]

I just want everyone to know there has not been a single day that I have not had at least one notification about this post

[wiishopchanelboots]

It absolutely cracks me up that Elisa goes on this cute seemingly innocent costume date with Goliath, but then-

She fully has a sluttier version underneath ready to GO like 😂

We Stan a monster-fucking icon

[basicheadache]

[aflo]

guy who was clearly bitten by a zombie a couple days ago but didn't tell anyone: i think... i might... download skyrim again

[chernobyl2]

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

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