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do *you* think with your dick?
I think with my packer
goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me
women's thighs. you agree. reblog.
self-promo commission time -- help me save for a writing workshop!
I make pitch decks, posters, and book covers for a living. if you'd like to commission me, please DM here! All my designs are made with love and never ever genAI <3
What is a pitch deck? -> a presentation designed to sell your story. frequently used to pitch series/films to studios in Hollywood (I have created decks pitched at apple, netflix, disney and more!)
It is a fun way to collect your visual inspiration (kind of like a fancier, laid out Pinterest board!) and to share your idea with your friends and/or followers. i also find them an incredibly valuable way to develop your idea fully via both text and image.
In the Hollywood world, these are in-house documents shared with agents and executives, almost never made available to the public, that frequently use actors and screenshots from already-existing films to give an idea of the "look" of the project. And hey... if you are actually planning on pitching your story to Hollywood, I can help you get started.
Check out some samples below to get an idea of what my decks look like:
My design portfolio on Dropbox
A sci-fi meets Greek mythology pitch deck, "Age of the Aliens"
Sample pitch deck for "A Discovery of Witches" (Sky TV)
Thank you for reading & sharing!
Would you consider the hate for AI at the moment “excessive”?
Would you consider the hate for AI at the moment “excessive”?
Yes
No
Various K/S pins, 1970s-80s
Art on bottom right is by Pat Stall. -- Click here to see the full version! --
recommending The Thief is like. yeah I know it’s drastically below your reading level but the sequels are progressively more mature. yeah I know it’s a lot of hiking and myth-telling but the end is so good. but also. if you could read it knowing everything about what happens after, every single sentence is a master class.
militant vegans are so often ableist and they simply do not see it :))))
please go ahead and tell that to my body that does not tolerate legumes including chickpeas; wheat, oats, and anything with barley or barley malt; all alliums (garlic and onion is in everything!), most raw vegetables because fiber = stomachaches, and nuts in any quantity more than a small handful. so if I was vegan my diet would pretty much just be rice and soy, ig?
like oh my god dude you can't just go around being ableist to people with food allergies just because you think anti-animal violence is a more pressing issue than all the anti-human violence happening globally
*for context, a famous vegan influencer formerly known as the avant-garde vegan aka gaz oakley announced he was no longer strictly vegan. now he comes with his own host of issues (my alt-right, MAHA senses start tingling when he starts talking about wanting "only natural foods" and nothing "processed" and going "back to nature", blah) but the way people are reacting to him no longer vegan is actually wild. like accusing him of deceit, fraud, actual murder, etc., etc.
in my progressive european city, i am not welcome in a vast majority of queer housing collectives because they do not allow non-vegan items in the house. it's ableist and it's exhausting. vegans especially white vegans, think again about how militant veganism harms real disabled people.
yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you
Assad Zaman
*listens to your thoughts*
When telekinesis is unavailable, analog mind reading is fine
How did it get up there
It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.
self-promo commission time -- help me save for a writing workshop!
I make pitch decks, posters, and book covers for a living. if you'd like to commission me, please DM here! All my designs are made with love and never ever genAI <3
What is a pitch deck? -> a presentation designed to sell your story. frequently used to pitch series/films to studios in Hollywood (I have created decks pitched at apple, netflix, disney and more!)
It is a fun way to collect your visual inspiration (kind of like a fancier, laid out Pinterest board!) and to share your idea with your friends and/or followers. i also find them an incredibly valuable way to develop your idea fully via both text and image.
In the Hollywood world, these are in-house documents shared with agents and executives, almost never made available to the public, that frequently use actors and screenshots from already-existing films to give an idea of the "look" of the project. And hey... if you are actually planning on pitching your story to Hollywood, I can help you get started.
Check out some samples below to get an idea of what my decks look like:
My design portfolio on Dropbox
A sci-fi meets Greek mythology pitch deck, "Age of the Aliens"
Sample pitch deck for "A Discovery of Witches" (Sky TV)
Thank you for reading & sharing!
hey, maybe before making a shitpost about armand's eye or louis's leg we stop & reflect & then choose not to do that. on account of how disabled people exist and deserve to have their bodies treated with dignity.
I cry before sex and I cry after sex, of course, but during sex? I have a fucking job to do.
Which is cry while getting pounded into the mattress, yea. Obviously.