Napoleon BonerParty

I was here in the golden age and now I may be back, don’t look at me, I’m very tired. she/her

[pansyfemme]

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

[sjweminem]

play this video at my funeral

[valtsv]

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

[valtsv]

[kingbugprincess]

"I could make that abstract art, anyone could" then make it. Unironically. Go buy some paints. Do a mild googling. Do it, make the same art. See what it feels like. Find out what it inspires in you. Back in high school one kid was pretty disparaging of Jackson Pollock's art until we MADE Jackson Pollocks and it became his THING for the rest of the year. You could go into the art room on break to find him picking out colors and preparing space to make em. Try on the abstract art and let yourself forge a genuine connection to it, coward.

[sad-goddess-blog]

person: there’s something i have to tell you  my anxiety: *the pink panther theme* 

[lesbianrey]

good good star wars boys

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I hate how well this works

[bigbigbigtruck]

this is good as heck

[ratburglars]

where’s that tweet about winning at therapy

[ratburglars]

this one

[combeferres]

feel like pure shit just wanna be an idealistic and passionate leader of a student revolutionary group that holds meetings in a french cafe and have a cynical artist attend said meetings only so he can argue with me but when I’m not paying attention he stares at me softly and lovingly and then when the revolution fails we die holding hands

[rosewater1997]

things i like

being alone

doing things on my own

keeping things to myself

being by myself

no one knowing anything about me

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

no cishet man can do all 5:

wash his ass

see women as people

not say homophobic slurs

clean his room

calmly handle an argument

[melonmemes]

Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering

[thischick25]

Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit

[veraxplus]

Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery

[gaywig]

imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm

[cheaphalloweencostume]

imagine enjoying a la croix

[cringelizard]

imagine being able to get off without five dudes and a car battery

[catasters]

[batespossiblycallednorman]

Let’s talk about how hard sleepytime tea goes

[thebrojew-blog]

[bromojumbo]

I can’t wait to go to Italy this summer so I can meet the Pope and propose some new ideas:

Baptism water park

Everybody gets a glass of wine instead of a sip

Extreme Confessions (where you confess your sins and then have to battle with one of the priests in order to be forgiven)

Buff Jesus

Every choir song is replaced with “Smooth” by Carlos Santana

A 15 min period where we try to summon Satan in order to defeat him once and for all

[detournementsmineurs]

“Budapest Courtyards” by Yves Marchand et Romain Meffre, Budapest, Hongrie, 2015.

[les8ean]

I’m gonna say it

[les8ean]

Florence + the Machine and Hozier may have fae energies, but Bastille has ‘immortal who has never entirely gotten over the mortal lovers he’s outlived’ energies