Not Now, Kitten...

A non-profit Batfam zine celebrating the dark & problematic. A sequel to Cancel Me, Daddy! About | FAQ | Carrd 🔞

[batfam-problematic]

💗✨ BUNDLES ARE BEING SENT! ✨💗

Thank you to everyone who purchased one of our delightfully problematic bundles! We are in the process of delivering all digital bundles via email and are so excited to finally share this amazing project with you all. Remember to check your spam folders! 

Don’t forget to tag us when you post your thoughts! We do ask that you refrain from posting whole screenshots of any of the pieces in the zine itself, but small snippets are much loved. 

If you encounter an issue, or do not see an email from us in the next 48 hours, please reach out to us with your order number at [email protected]. 

Once we have ensured that everyone has received their bundles, we will proceed with our donation to our charity, Palestine Children's Relief Fund. Stay tuned for the donation post! 

✨Thank you for your support!✨ 

[batfam-problematic]

✨💗24-hour Flash Sale 💗✨

Did you miss out on nabbing your copy of the Not Now, Kitten... zine? This is your final chance to fulfil your naughty needs!

💗ZINE STORE 💗

The zine store is open for only 24-hours from 8:00am EDT on Saturday 9th May 2026. This will also be your last chance to grab the Cancel Me, Daddy! zine before it leaves shelves forever.

→ For bundle options, see below the read more!  → All pre-orders will be sent out May 20th, 2026  → All listed prices are in USD! 

Bundle Options:

💗 Height Gap 💗 SFW Volume + Merch [$15]

✨ Digital PDF ✨ 50+ pages of content! ✨ 9 artists and 5 writers ✨ Rated T ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages

💗 Thigh Gap 💗 NSFW Volume + Merch [$20]

✨ Digital PDF ✨ 100+ pages of content! ✨ 14 artists and 17 writers ✨ Rated E ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages

💗 Age Gap 💗 Both Volumes + Merch [$30]

✨ Digital PDFs ✨ 150+ pages of content!!! ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages ✨ 23 artists and 22 writers

Your last chance to own a copy of the Cancel Me, Daddy! zine…

💗 Gap Year 💗 Both Cancel Me, Daddy! volumes + both Now Now, Kitten… volumes + Merch [$60]

✨ 4 Digital PDFs ✨ 450+ pages of content!!! ✨ 4 Exclusive Coloring Pages ✨ 2 Exclusive Emote Sets ✨ Alfred Paper Doll ✨ 51 artists and 50 writers

💗✨ STORE LINK HERE ✨💗

Not Now, Kitten… is a charity zine. All proceeds will go to Palestine Children’s Relief Fund, an international organization that provides free medical care to thousands of injured and ill children yearly who lack access to care within the local health care system.

Artist Previews | Writer Previews | Contributors

[batfam-problematic]

✨💗24-hour Flash Sale 💗✨

Did you miss out on nabbing your copy of the Not Now, Kitten... zine? This is your final chance to fulfil your naughty needs!

We'll be opening the zine store for 24-hours from 8:00am EDT on Saturday 9th May 2026.

Be sure to peek the bundles to see what's on offer. This will also be your last chance to grab the Cancel Me, Daddy! zine before it leaves shelves forever. Tag a friend who missed out in the replies so they can set their alarm!

[batfam-problematic]

is there going to be a leftover sale? because i of course missed it </3

Thank you for your interest in the zine! We're open to a 24 hour flash sale if there's enough interest, to give folks a chance to nab their digital bundle before we distribute. Tell us your thoughts below...

Do you want a 24 hour flash sale? 💗✨

Give it to me, Daddy!

Daddy's busy right now, kitten...

Voting ended onMay 5

[batfam-problematic]

💗✨ PRE-ORDERS ARE NOW CLOSED ✨💗

Thank you for your incredible support! All bundles will be emailed out on May 20th. Keep an eye on your inbox, and don’t forget to check your spam folder.

[psyscha]

PRE-ORDERS CLOSE TODAY! See y’all on the other side ;)

[redbirdandbluebird23]

A last minute preview of my jaydick fic for the @batfam-problematic Not Now, Kitten zine!

Only ONE DAY LEFT to get your hands on the Not Now, Kitten... zine! Pre-orders for another problematic Batfam zine close April 30th.

💗✨ Order your bundle today! ✨💗

[octaviusing]

The most SFW preview I could get of my work for the @batfam-problematic zine

Preorders are only open for two more days, now's your chance!

[batfam-problematic]

💗✨PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN!✨💗

The Not Now, Kitten... zine is officially open for pre-orders! We’re so thrilled to share the wickedly delightful work within these volumes… plus some freakishly awesome merch! What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

💗ZINE STORE 💗

✨Pre-orders will remain open until April 30, 2026✨

→ For bundle options, see below the read more!  → All pre-orders will be sent out May 20th, 2026  → All listed prices are in USD! 

Bundle Options:

💗 Height Gap 💗 SFW Volume + Merch [$15]

✨ Digital PDF ✨ 50+ pages of content! ✨ 9 artists and 5 writers ✨ Rated T ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages

💗 Thigh Gap 💗 NSFW Volume + Merch [$20]

✨ Digital PDF ✨ 100+ pages of content! ✨ 14 artists and 17 writers ✨ Rated E ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages

💗 Age Gap 💗 Both Volumes + Merch [$30]

✨ Digital PDFs ✨ 150+ pages of content!!! ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages ✨ 23 artists and 22 writers

Your last chance to own a copy of the Cancel Me, Daddy! zine...

💗 Gap Year 💗 Both Cancel Me, Daddy! volumes + both Now Now, Kitten... volumes + Merch [$60]

✨ 4 Digital PDFs ✨ 450+ pages of content!!! ✨ 4 Exclusive Coloring Pages ✨ 2 Exclusive Emote Sets ✨ Alfred Paper Doll ✨ 51 artists and 50 writers

💗✨ STORE LINK HERE ✨💗

Not Now, Kitten... is a charity zine. All proceeds will go to Palestine Children's Relief Fund, an international organization that provides free medical care to thousands of injured and ill children yearly who lack access to care within the local health care system.

Artist Previews | Writer Previews | Contributors

[batfam-problematic]

Only ONE DAY LEFT to get your hands on the Not Now, Kitten... zine! Pre-orders for another problematic Batfam zine close April 30th.

💗✨ Order your bundle today! ✨💗

[batfam-problematic]

💗✨PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN!✨💗

The Not Now, Kitten... zine is officially open for pre-orders! We’re so thrilled to share the wickedly delightful work within these volumes… plus some freakishly awesome merch! What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

💗ZINE STORE 💗

✨Pre-orders will remain open until April 30, 2026✨

→ For bundle options, see below the read more!  → All pre-orders will be sent out May 20th, 2026  → All listed prices are in USD! 

Bundle Options:

💗 Height Gap 💗 SFW Volume + Merch [$15]

✨ Digital PDF ✨ 50+ pages of content! ✨ 9 artists and 5 writers ✨ Rated T ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages

💗 Thigh Gap 💗 NSFW Volume + Merch [$20]

✨ Digital PDF ✨ 100+ pages of content! ✨ 14 artists and 17 writers ✨ Rated E ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages

💗 Age Gap 💗 Both Volumes + Merch [$30]

✨ Digital PDFs ✨ 150+ pages of content!!! ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages ✨ 23 artists and 22 writers

Your last chance to own a copy of the Cancel Me, Daddy! zine...

💗 Gap Year 💗 Both Cancel Me, Daddy! volumes + both Now Now, Kitten... volumes + Merch [$60]

✨ 4 Digital PDFs ✨ 450+ pages of content!!! ✨ 4 Exclusive Coloring Pages ✨ 2 Exclusive Emote Sets ✨ Alfred Paper Doll ✨ 51 artists and 50 writers

💗✨ STORE LINK HERE ✨💗

Not Now, Kitten... is a charity zine. All proceeds will go to Palestine Children's Relief Fund, an international organization that provides free medical care to thousands of injured and ill children yearly who lack access to care within the local health care system.

Artist Previews | Writer Previews | Contributors

[batfam-problematic]

Less than 48 hours left to get your hands on the Not Now, Kitten... zine! Pre-orders for another problematic Batfam zine close April 30th.

💗✨ Order your bundle today! ✨💗

[artabeth]

(Or: The fic where Tim drugs Ra's al Ghul to steal his copy of the Necronomicon... with no ulterior motives at all, surely. 👀)

I wrote Tim/Ra's for the @batfam-problematic Not Now Kitten zine! Catch my piece in the NSFW volume -- preorders are open for a few more days, with all proceeds going to Palestine Children's Relief Fund!

[velvetcoatedwonder]

Pre-orders for Not Now, Kitten are OPEN for ONE MORE WEEK and I am SO EXCITED for everyone to see the DELICIOUS art and eat up the TASTY FICS we have prepared. You can order at the link HERE!

[batfam-problematic]

💗✨PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN!✨💗

The Not Now, Kitten... zine is officially open for pre-orders! We’re so thrilled to share the wickedly delightful work within these volumes… plus some freakishly awesome merch! What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

💗ZINE STORE 💗

✨Pre-orders will remain open until April 30, 2026✨

→ For bundle options, see below the read more!  → All pre-orders will be sent out May 20th, 2026  → All listed prices are in USD! 

Bundle Options:

💗 Height Gap 💗 SFW Volume + Merch [$15]

✨ Digital PDF ✨ 50+ pages of content! ✨ 9 artists and 5 writers ✨ Rated T ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages

💗 Thigh Gap 💗 NSFW Volume + Merch [$20]

✨ Digital PDF ✨ 100+ pages of content! ✨ 14 artists and 17 writers ✨ Rated E ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages

💗 Age Gap 💗 Both Volumes + Merch [$30]

✨ Digital PDFs ✨ 150+ pages of content!!! ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages ✨ 23 artists and 22 writers

Your last chance to own a copy of the Cancel Me, Daddy! zine...

💗 Gap Year 💗 Both Cancel Me, Daddy! volumes + both Now Now, Kitten... volumes + Merch [$60]

✨ 4 Digital PDFs ✨ 450+ pages of content!!! ✨ 4 Exclusive Coloring Pages ✨ 2 Exclusive Emote Sets ✨ Alfred Paper Doll ✨ 51 artists and 50 writers

💗✨ STORE LINK HERE ✨💗

Not Now, Kitten... is a charity zine. All proceeds will go to Palestine Children's Relief Fund, an international organization that provides free medical care to thousands of injured and ill children yearly who lack access to care within the local health care system.

Artist Previews | Writer Previews | Contributors

[batfam-problematic]

Only 1 week left to get your hands on the Not Now, Kitten... zine! Pre-orders for another problematic Batfam zine close April 30th.

💗✨ Order your bundle today! ✨💗

[everydarkcorner]

Gasp, I wrote Robstar for @batfam-problematic??! Who am I??

Preorders for the zine are now open if you want to read my Robstar tentacle sex (among many other problematic fics and artworks)!

[trivialcrow]

A sneak peek of my story in the upcoming @batfam-problematic Not Now, Kitten Zine. You can find it in the NSFW Volume, along with so many other awesome fics and incredible art. Check out the other previews here.

The Zine is open for pre-sale, now, and will be available next month. Come be problematic with us, while also supporting a great cause. It's a win/win.

[batfam-problematic]

💗✨PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN!✨💗

The Not Now, Kitten... zine is officially open for pre-orders! We’re so thrilled to share the wickedly delightful work within these volumes… plus some freakishly awesome merch! What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

💗ZINE STORE 💗

✨Pre-orders will remain open until April 30, 2026✨

→ For bundle options, see below the read more!  → All pre-orders will be sent out May 20th, 2026  → All listed prices are in USD! 

Bundle Options:

💗 Height Gap 💗 SFW Volume + Merch [$15]

✨ Digital PDF ✨ 50+ pages of content! ✨ 9 artists and 5 writers ✨ Rated T ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages

💗 Thigh Gap 💗 NSFW Volume + Merch [$20]

✨ Digital PDF ✨ 100+ pages of content! ✨ 14 artists and 17 writers ✨ Rated E ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages

💗 Age Gap 💗 Both Volumes + Merch [$30]

✨ Digital PDFs ✨ 150+ pages of content!!! ✨ 2 Exclusive Coloring Pages ✨ 23 artists and 22 writers

Your last chance to own a copy of the Cancel Me, Daddy! zine...

💗 Gap Year 💗 Both Cancel Me, Daddy! volumes + both Now Now, Kitten... volumes + Merch [$60]

✨ 4 Digital PDFs ✨ 450+ pages of content!!! ✨ 4 Exclusive Coloring Pages ✨ 2 Exclusive Emote Sets ✨ Alfred Paper Doll ✨ 51 artists and 50 writers

💗✨ STORE LINK HERE ✨💗

Not Now, Kitten... is a charity zine. All proceeds will go to Palestine Children's Relief Fund, an international organization that provides free medical care to thousands of injured and ill children yearly who lack access to care within the local health care system.

Artist Previews | Writer Previews | Contributors

[batfam-problematic]

Only 10 days left to get your hands on the Not Now, Kitten... zine! Pre-orders for another problematic Batfam zine close April 30th.

💗✨ Order yours today! ✨💗

[setsailslash]

pre-orders for the sequel of @batfam-problematic zine aka Not Now, Kitten... are now open!!! 🙌🙌🙌 get your copy here: ✨https://notnowkitten.bigcartel.com/✨!!! yours truly will be in it serving a whole lot of obsessive possessive brujay featuring murder!! edging!!! explosions!!!! and, some 🐈 taping!!!!! 💖