dawg with a blog

Riley|| Dog enthusiast, avocado fan|| she/her

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my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car

[labgnome]

Are there people in Australia?

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

no

[boingo1994-deactivated20210426]

why did they have to word it like that….

[memewhore]

The real MVP

[thelithijabi]

THESE ARE FRIENDS

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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[killrangel]

local space babe™

[killrangel]

dear, we touched the fourth dimension

[jigglypuffsvevo]

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[meloetta]

my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

[emosad420]

dam u think that roach givin him the succ?

[meloetta]

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[maurypovichofficial]

me: im done catching feelings for people it’s such a waste im really done 

feelings:

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DANNY DEVITO HUGGED BERNIE SANDERS. AND IM CRYING…. NEED! ME! A! FREAK! LIKE! THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[waluigf-deactivated20160812]

look at how tight they r holding eachother………………………………. they really in love

[acoolguy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Brain surgery is just a bunch of brains trying to help another one out.

[profashionall]

[whatsliferotfl]

LMAOOO

[historyy]

things to normalise

- gay parents - female masturbation - guys showing emotion - they/them pronouns

[alkjira]

-periods -women in positions of power -gender neutrality -adoption

[zorrabelle]

-breast feeding

[ogsplendapapi]

-men supporting each other emotionally