sandy tub

the baddest bitch on the block

[sabertoothwalrus]

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

[catgirlforeskin]

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

[revswanson]

where in the HELL did that horse come from

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

[coughloop]

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

[coughloop]

..ive been such a fool

[thyrell]

thats okay ^-^ the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day

[coughloop]

*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*

[thyrell]

ow what the hell

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Would you keep a pet amogus?

For a limited time

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

This is particularly important when it comes to the way in which an increasing body of research has revealed that the “cute” (and especially “cute” males) are likely to have a higher incidence of violent crime than their uncute counterparts, which, in turn, seems to indicate a greater tendency for violence and crime on the part of a whole society.

[beepost-generator]

catboy moment (hundreds dead)

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

catboy moment (millions dead)

[beepost-generator]

catboy moment (billions bapped and or scratched)

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

catboy moment (endless trillions of pogchamps and or ponchogs)

[grawly]

[evilvillain123456789]

I used to love ancient pottery until my stepdad bought me my first hammer. Now i smash that shit on sight

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[rocals]

this bong you put me in wasn't deep enough and im crawling out right now

[fleshadept]

[calocera]

mime down…

[reversewerewolf]

[kyleehenke]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

[aewm]

i agree with gay dicks 420

[myeyesarenotblue]

“The man or beast that I run from ain’t been born, and his momma’s already dead”

[slunch]

are you still abusing your cat

i pick her up and bash her into walls. she loves it

[slunch]

Today I put her in a big pot and rendered her down into cat grease. Too bad!

[isetmyfriendsonfire-deactivated]

call your girl naruto the way shippuden this dick in her mouth

[erarg]

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

[selkiecide]

[skelecola]

this is what summertime is like

[spamton]

Let's get some violence going ok reblog to peel the person you reblogged this from like an orange